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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's kind of crazy to me that someone in a relationship would go on a date and right away put your dick in their mouth. I Mean, if I were going to cheat on my wife it wouldn't be to go out and eat a chick out and then go home. I'd at least want my dick sucked.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Sonic opens tomorrow, this shud b gud
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Brahma lives close by, so I now know I cannot say "coon ass" up here
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    Computer Issues

    is the psu rated high enough for the card?
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    Computer Issues

    Probably mobo, could also be PSU
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    nah man you get loot by being a shadowpriest and dying on every fight right at the beginning
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    The Fast Food Thread

    The chicken in that second one looks so good
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I only question if it's low T because that's what I heard. It's not like I asked if I should start a d-bol cycle.
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    DOOM

    yep i'm out
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    Dark Souls 3

    my body is ready
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    Crazy Neighbors Thread

    Yeah there are a of shitbags around here that believe they own that portion of the land, but they don't unless it is explicitly detailed in their deed to their property. The guy behind us and the previous owner to our house had surveyors come in and lay ground pins to determine the true property...
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Khane sounds like he wants to be master looter this week (plz)
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    A piece of shit that got you like 25 items from hfc
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Khane my apologies from last night. Wasn't planning on playing long so told you I couldn't do mythics. Wife ended up doing stupid shit around the house and I played for like 7 hours lol
  15. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Thanks man. I'm taking all these reviews into consideration. A few years ago she was completely against the idea but lately she's turned into a sexual beast. Actually she's making me question my own sex drive. Mine has never been super high, as I said once a day was always good for me. If...
  16. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yall act like I lecture you on fast food, shit. Point proven anyways, don't sass people about their beloved seafood. I actually love fast food, I just fashion myself as a burger man over anything else. I do not like seafood though. I can tanoomba The thread if you want with multi quotes...
  17. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I live about 5 minutes from the coast in MA and I hate seafood. Come at me. Also cue the guys who tell me hating seafood is a stupid blanket statement. Also cue supertaster.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've only worn the kind that go over your dick and it was super elastic and definitely did not cut off blood supply. Insert small dick joke
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    I did mythic for the guys last week and it was way easier than expected too
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Yeah I'm gonna watch some videos this week on the latter half of the zone. Those last few fights I was just kind of guessing
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    bah you'll do fine, don't worry. The fights weren't even really hard to tank I don't think
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    I don't think he'd want to come every week haha. But just to put it into perspective, unbuffed he had 200 or 250k more hp than me
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Nah haha. The tank was a mythic tank and explained mechanics to me pretty well, but the guy was a monster. Last 2 bosses we had some hard carry dps too. But everyone did good. There was one person that died early on every single fight though.... I was still surprised we cleared it even with...
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm missing the one where he calls my kid a fuck trophy
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    In a surprising turn of events HFC normal is cleared, thanks all for coming. Thanks for the few carries we had too.
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    I'll be on in a minute. I don't understand what my pc is doing
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Weird job, but if you can't trust the pornos dealer who can you trust? I'll look into both and see what she's into. The rabbits weren't too daunting when she initially looked. If it's a power tool she might be scared
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    My computer just restarted on its own for some windows update. Hopefully I'll be on soon
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm wearing the suit in the raid
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Im not some idiot. I went with the kind that anchors in the support beams
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    The Fast Food Thread

    What's even worse is its part of the 'proper technique'
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    Just an aside, sometimes my wife goes on my pc and people will message me. If I don't login to the game then that means it's probably her and she won't respond. She doesn't know how to computer.
  33. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I went too deep bros, I went too deep I ordered a butt plug horse tail, strap on, one of those bags/suits where you vacuum out all the air except a tiny mouth hole, a sex swing, a 14 inch black dildo that sprays fake cum, and a vibrating butt plug for myself
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    <Fires of Heaven> WoW Guild - [Horde] [Hyjal-US]

    9 est, that is the only timezone I know
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Not anything, if I call them a "coon ass" probably
  36. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We're starting it because she has trouble climaxing, so I'm hoping if she explores more it will help her. Plus she's been hyper sexual lately.
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    Dark Souls 3

    I can't get really drunk unfortunately. There will be an 11 month old upstairs and I can just picture an emergency happening and me being wasted trying to deal with the cops
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    For now I don't need anything on my dick, but I will keep it in mind. Also I will always have a mental image of the 2 wand dick burn in my head
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What I'm saying is I'm not gonna put my dick in the cam shaft
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    We already had that talk.. lyrical burnt a hole in his dick with two of them