Yeah, Clockwork Order. That's some oldschool shit right there. That was when necro pets were super overpowered. Then they nerfed them and I rolled Soygen(Oct 99, I think?). The rest is Evarkwest History!
I dunno. This could be serious. You should start by making sure your wife doesn't talk to any of them any more. Progressively work your way up to not letting your wife out of the house or use the internet. That should clear this little issue up.
Haze! Wow. That's funny because I just put up this Soygen-head avatar for the first time. It's like a monk-signal. I've been well. What you up to? People still post over on the old Prexus board(albeit rarely).