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The dick should be in her hands to prevent typing.

Damn, dude. Cam just called your mom fat, white-trash.

Seriously. It should have been a neg for sending a picture of your cock.

Cam, you don"t start the measuring from the bottom of your scrotum.

Depends on what type of cock competition we"re talking about.

Move on? This is just the tit of iceberg. Err. Tip.

Keg, thank you for your efforts at furthering science.

The right moment would be right now. Just an FYI.

New or refurbished?

Sounds like somebody isn"t digging in any holes lately.

That"s how I swooned my 1,745th girlfriend.

Best gif of 3/21/12.

Approved.

Did he die in 2007?

Post pics of your bare breasts so that we can put this debate to rest.

Indeed. I"m very grateful for my height(6" without heels) as I have two sisters and get to hear just how much chicks hate on short guys.

Perfect gif. Hah.

Or a big black rubber fist and mean right hook.

This would have been the proper "fix" in that case.

Talking in third person? Check. Threatening some internet badassery? Check. Preemptive "The man is going to keep me down!"? Check.

So your two strategies so far are give nothing and give everything? Guess where most well-adjusted people fall? Somewhere in the middle.

Newsandfilm at eleven? Thank god for DVRs.

Maybe she can"t decipher your hieroglyphic typing. I"ve made posts in a complete blackout and they looked perfectly normal the next day. Well, the spelling and grammar did; the content was usually rather ridiculous. Get your shit together. Cam, you need to talk to a professional. Not FOHguild...

I"m still leaning toward "magic".

I don"t even own an assessing!

Wining and dining fat girls iswhyhe lives with his parents. That shit is expensive!

Sorry, Jim. Subtract 1 iceburn from your sig.

Well you know what they say they about guys who have colossal chins, right?

So that"s what he meant by "she brought me pancakes".

I don"t like being cheap when it comes to my scrotum.

Sutekh, you cannot teach her the way of the troll. It"s like Mozart trying to explain music theory to Helen Keller.

We pity Tyen.

I"m going with penis and a shoulder.

Shoot up and find out. Youtube it.

This is now "The Junkies Who Fucked Up Your The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread Thread".

No and no. Also, no.

Seriously. If you don"t want to hear dildo reviews, post a story about how you"ve made terrible decisions with the opposite sex. Then the thread will be back on track.

Is Lelo like the iPod of dildos? Nice packaging.

I"ve since forgiven you for cussing me out. And it wasn"t a dodged kiss. I justwantedto kiss the left side of your chin.

Not even close to an Ice Burn.