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I"m the stunt-double of my life story. I"m in the action, but I don"t really take responsibility for the plot.

You say to-may-to, I say to-mah-to.

^ Haha.

Can someone please post real-life pictures of all those involved in this drama? Only then I can I really formulate an opinion on who I will side with.

Dude, why are you all over that chick"s dick?

Dammit. My brain is on internet-time. That basically happened back in 1982 in my brain. I had a mic-breather just the other night(so about 4 months ago, my brain time).

Deep-breathing/voice-activated mic. Is there anything worse than those fucking guys?!

That explains the whoring around.

I"m going to ask what everyone is already thinking: How did this affect everyone"s DKP?

Melia is Ravvenn, I thought.

"On snap" butterfly effect.

Oh, snap.

People aren"t just calling you stupid to troll you. They are trying to point out that you"re making terrible decisions. Don"t pull out the "Woe is me" card. Instead, start thinking for yourself and saying no to things like a phone-shrink telling you to move some pyscho into your home. I...

No, I would say you are definitely stupid, whether the call is real or not. C"mon man. Are you just trying to make sure this thread never dies?

Yeah, that sounds like a legit phone call. Are you fucking retarded?

That"s kind of hot.

You need to set some new rules for yourself. 1) Get a vasectomy. 2) Do not move in with a chick until at least 2 years of dating without any GWBYH-post-worthy drama.

I called her and got the details on the $70.00 special. It allows you to stick one finger in her ass, but only up to the first knuckle. She will also give you vocal encouragement while you jerk yourself off.

This made me laugh. This chick is crazy. Definitely do it.

Sounds like a one-way trip to killing myself! Poor guy.

Excellent.

Nowthatis funny.

Whoa, whoa, whoa now! Let"s not get fucking crazy.

Odds are on her.

I"m impressed, Aamina. I thought you were full of shit and I"m happy to be proven wrong in this case. Keep it casual.

This is the only thing that will even begin to make me believe your last few posts.

lol @ Aamina"s ExWife. That shit is just wrong.

Voted for UF now. This thread was some good laughs.

Voted. Good luck.

I"m clearly past the "WOW" on that ruler.* *I may or may not be looking at this thread on my phone.

I definitely agree, but if it wasn"t for bad decisions being made by both the "girls who broke their heart" and the posters themselves, this thread would be pretty boring. So cheer him on!

Yeah, that"s not much of a defense.

Dude, that is a scam. "Contact me outside of this website. Do you rike my Engrish?" Next up, she"ll bring you in on her master plan to get her Nigerian uncle"s fortune!

No different fro any other day if relationship is going south.

What"s a little skeet between you and a friend?

Baby troll made me laugh.

Those pigs in a blanket aren"t going to fucking serve themselves!

Saying "Hi" to everyone around here will get you laid 3% of the time and stabbed 97% of the time.

I will picket outside your house to prevent that!

Do we frequent the same forum?