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If you find your dick is making all your decisions for you, you really need to rub one out then re-think things. The dick can't lie when it's not loaded.

Does she have a career ?

Do you guys really believe a woman that wants to play video games all day is going to look good? We already know from a previous story that the MMO ones are fat morbidos

So amidst all the talk of refi that I had, my bank out of the blue contacts me today and asks if I want to refi as rates are really low, yadda yadda. Are there benefits with sticking with your current lender over using an outside company?

Female manipulation - they all do that shit to varying degrees. You have to find the one that does it the least tolerable amount to you. I decided to go to a concert this saturday. For some background, I listen to death metal. I took my wife to a single concert before and two things happened...

I was like 6'0" in 8th grade, nobody called me faygo. Doesn't mean I wasn't one, but i never heard it.

faygo sounds like something I called kids in middle school

I wouldn't be glad, they fuck up the PC stuff all the time.

I was initially intrigued by this but then I watched it and it looked like you just walk around and pick stuff up. Is that it? PASSS

Tried hard to get a 5150 but lot of flakes. Even the guitarist from cryptopsy was going to stop in Boston on tour and sell it to me but mysteriously sold it. At least the 6505 is newer I guess. Waiting like a little kid at Christmas. Sold all my gear to fund school so finally buying something...

If there was ever a moment of justifiable spousal abuse for me that would be it. A punch directly to the face. If anyone ever said something like that in front of my kid they would regret it. Not even trying to be a bad ass, I don't think I could control it.

Our wedding was $20-25k but we ended up getting most of it back in gifts (75% probably). We paid in cash though, so we weren't in debt because of it.

What happens in the woods stays in the woods

I just can't imagine ever getting married again if I got divorced. Lose half my shit? Pay alimony/child support? FUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT. Once would be lesson enough, you guys must be masochists. If I get divorced I'm going on a "fucking" binge. I'll get a dog and live in a shack in the woods.

My dad used to make us drink milk with pizza. I haven't had a glass of milk since I was like 11 thanks to that man.

It was agreement cad. I posted my picture one time in this thread with my wife and it was a mistake

Actually I also quite enjoy pepsi. Not a huge coke fan, but I do like fountain cokes at fast food places/movies.

Pants on head retarded you say? Like when Prodigy singer posted his two kids? And the nude woman he was banging? And the jurassic park truck, and his wife (I think)?

Well she played a Hunter and Monk, so really all she did was press 3 buttons and out dps everyone. No one had a clue.

Diet Dew is pretty great stuff, I don't even like regular mountain dew - although code red is my jam. Who is now questioning their taste buds?

Yeah when my wife plays I just tell her to say she's a guy. She is completely clueless and doesn't understand it so I had to show her all the stuff on the internet about the way women are treated on the internet. She is super naive.

No man you misunderstood - it was love that I refused to carry her through raids. I couldn't live with myself.

My wife plays WoW occasionally, I could never ever play with her. She's slow, has no situational awareness at all, very tunnel visioned on quest/mobs. I watch her play and just sit with a O_O look the whole time. Thankfully she has no interest in raiding, so I didn't have to carry her stupid ass...

Seeing Fleshgod Apocalypse on Saturday, should be good times.

Dr. Pepper is pretty good if you enjoy the taste of crap in your mouth and you have shitty taste buds

If I hung out with my wife all the time I actually don't know what we'd talk about. "did you just see that monster in the game? " Yeah I'm right here. Absence makes the heart fonder or some stupid shit.

I dunno man, you jump on every chance you can to call me out, just saying I wouldn't want to spend all day with my wife every day with the exact same hobbies

I like boobs man

On the PS4 it is so easy too, just hit the Share button on the controller, hide the Twitch UI and she's off. I could even secretly turn on my headset mic. The only plus side is if a girl has big hooters she can stream on twitch and earn a better wage than I do.

Watching my wife play uncharted is the worst experience known to man. I half want to secretly stream her playing the new one

If she could find one

I think for us it was most healthy that we shared some hobbies and had our own separate. For instance, she loves board games and some video games, we enjoy some of the same shows (I don't watch much tv), and we were compatible in sexy times. I play guitar and tinker with computers and am a heavy...

I tried real hard for 2 weeks bros. Every single fucking 5150 I tried to buy the deal fell through or the shithead flaked out on. I bought a 6505+ instead, couldn't deal with it anymore. Let the metal commence. Also found out why my action was so high. The studs on my floyd rose were...

If every hobby I had I shared with my wife I'd feel suffocated

Yep, state income tax and excise tax on vehicles here

4500 is like medium for MA, for the surrounding areas it's a bit high though.

Dude if there's ever a time to try anal it's now

My wife's grandparents try to do that shit too. Always just giving us shit. I always throw it directly into the trash.

I can't find the video right now but I do a few exercises once or twice a day. You'll need a metronome (app) - there are plenty of free ones. I do (first two aren't related, but they are still good): 1. Practice downstrokes - Using a metronome find a speed where doing 8th or 16th notes down...

There exists people that put ketchup on pizza?