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  1. Noodleface

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Go ahead brahma... Infract them.... >
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe I'm a different type of guy but if we are breaking up that's it, we are done. We aren't friends anymore, we don't hang out, it's over. I strongly believe the only true way to move on is to cut all ties. Give her the 2 tickets and let her do whatever. To me you're just prolonging the...
  3. Noodleface

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    So fuck. My kid has his own tablet now. Is he gonna be getting titties on the Reg now? We went to BW3 and he got hit on by every single waitress in the place. Should I give him the talk now? He's 9 months BTW.
  4. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Some shady ass people out there. That guy with the Carvin was stringing me on for several days, said he'd get back to me. Today I message him asking what's up - says he decided to let a local guy buy it - ok whatever. Then I see him bump his FS/FT post. Why couldn't he just say he wanted...
  5. Noodleface

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I'm trying to think back when I Was 14. If a girl sent me titties I would be hitting that the second I had a chance. Any guy would. I don't think it would've mattered what anyone said to me.
  6. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't think the thought of eating a pizza roll in bites has ever entered my mind. It's ok, I'll forgive your momentary lack of judgement.
  7. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I guess I would just never see $2000 as cheap as a monthly payment, no matter what I was making. I don't even know how much childcare is in Boston, that's just for where I live.
  8. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    He's in Cambridge and it might be worse there, I work there.
  9. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Sorry man just not a fan of honey on cornbread. I'm the dude that doesn't like Mixing sweet and savory and also hotdogs are one of my favorite food groups
  10. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    No, they're seymour Duncan's but I have no idea what they are. My father forgot too. I can try to take a pic later. One of the pickups is shimmied because my father broke a screw or spring or something.
  11. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Ah forgot about that stuff. Vinen teachers in the area don't make 100k and I'd call that a career. Most tech companies don't pay that right out of the gate either. You got lucky with where you're working.
  12. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I dunno man, you don't have kids. 1700 to 2400 a month isn't cheap for anyone I know.
  13. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I love the ps+ cloud save feature. So needed.
  14. Noodleface

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I was never given the talk, but by that age I had already seen full porn vhs tapes at my buddies house. I was a bit confused at age 13 because the dude came on the chicks bush (1970s movie) and I thought foolishly that he was fertilizing her. Got that straightened out later. Turned out...
  15. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    OK. Bro why are you paying for childcare? Here that's like 1700 a month, that's essentially a second mortgage payment. If your wife isn't work she needs to take care of the kid, especially if youre struggling. Not to criticize too much but what is she doing to contribute?
  16. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    You live in a rich town though. If you'd listen to Vinen I am in the 2nd shittiest town in mass (hint:I'm not)
  17. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Heh heh. I don't really play it much. It needs new frets, some of the hardware has gold plating falling off. It's from 1976 I think, I gotta find out. It's actually an odd ball though, I've only seen one other with that finish and neck. Once in my entire life. I don't even know how you'd...
  18. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    My kid is skyrocketing in size and he came out really small. He gained 2 inches in 3 months and he's up to 20 pounds at 9 months. His head circumference is in the 80th percentile thanks to my gigantic head. He hasn't really progressed past saying dada or baba, so hoping he starts that soon...
  19. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I know you think we are poor(90k a year is poor now), but we are living comfortable. We live a simple life. I buy clothes at kohls and Sears. I buy food at stop n shop and Walmart. We drive Hondas. We have a bunch in saving if shit hits the fan. We are fine. I probably spend like$3 a day if...
  20. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    No real number in mind. I was telling people 800 because I didn't really want to sell but I'll entertain any offers. Had the family out so took a pic. One was played out at bars since 1976.. The color difference on the maple is nuts.
  21. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Also forgot my wife works part time and I get a yearly 8700 bonus (7500 on signing), we are fine.
  22. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    Yeah man we got high taxes here. Taxachusetts
  23. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Die hard Ibanez fan. I am actually considering the Carvin - he wants $300 on top of my guitar. Only worry is I'd definitely have to replace the pickups too so we're talking an extra $500-600 on that guitar total. It's such a nice looking guitar.
  24. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I barely spend any money - I don't even know where I would spend $30/day. We live pretty frugal lifestyles.
  25. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    What's surprising?
  26. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I was battle.net friends with a guy at work and we both stayed home from work and caught each other pug raiding. Silent understanding
  27. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    Dirk has a PHD man, dude is probably famous and we don't even know it
  28. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    He ruined them by getting the ones with honey on them
  29. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    I posted the stuff earlier to I'll just do my best guess. Mortgage was for $250k. PMI is roughly $250/mo and we're at 4.75% fixed. I just got our property tax bill and it was $1100 for the quarter, so roughly $4500/year. Insurance I can't really remember, I think I remember saying it was...
  30. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    There are never too many strings
  31. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    We aren't really struggling for money or anything, but I was thinking of something part time nights/weekends maybe just so we can save up a bit. With it being 5 minutes down the street from my house I'm thinking it might be worth checking out.
  32. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    It's barely in Fall River, on the Freetown line. Anyways, doubt there will be any muggings around an Amazon Distribution Center anyways. I'm just curious what they pay part time.
  33. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Nothing wrong with them, I just don't like playing them personally. I think they look gorgeous. Here's the one that was offered:
  34. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    We have a distribution center opening up down the street (Fall River, MA). Wonder how they pay?
  35. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    I actually have our water bill amount memorized because it never changes. $49.50 every 6 months.
  36. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    So I'm sitting here working from home due to a snowstorm and I just can't get any work done. Like I've responded to 3 emails and that's it - and it's now almost noon. Is anyone else like this? I actually hate working from home because I swear I Can't physically do it. I know I'm lazy in...
  37. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    The new Obscura is out and it absolutely rapes my ass. The new guitarist plays a fretless guitar on a few tracks too. I've heard of fretless basses but never a fretless guitar in metal.
  38. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Sorry, I should clarify. I meant when I put on the new set of strings I'm going to give it a full setup (I do them myself), so it will be good for the guitar. It's been a few years since I've done it, but just started playing more seriously again. I can't find a decently priced 5150 to save...
  39. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    Thanks for the advice, I'll send her our stuff. Paying $1972 a month is really killing me.
  40. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    The only liquid you want to fill up on is the molten lava inside the pizza rolls