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I started working on the office myself today. She was getting all upset because I was moving stuff but I just said fuck it. You can actually walk in there now so there's that.

We have Tylenol, Ibuprofen, and other shit. I'm not in the business of drugging my kid just so he falls asleep, it's not teething pains.

Stupid idea

Oh god this kid won't sleep anymore. This is the worst. Wailing everytime he is put down. Tempted to try crying it out but my dog is freaking out, super over protective.

To me it's about manners. I don't want to hear anyone, grown up or kid, calling someone a cunt at the dinner table. Has nothing to do with religion to me.

Speaking of mozzie sticks. My brother always swore by the burger King ones. Not sure if they're still made. And this is a kid that enjoys mozzarella sticks like no other.

He just started to crawl. It's one of those gating systems but ends up looking like a ufc octagon. Every time I put him in it I say "alright gentlemen I want a nice clean fight.. ' I really hate it because it's like 3 feet tall and takes up the entire room

My cousin (who is now a surgeon at tufts) said weird shit. He was a genius at a young age. Him, my father, my uncle and me went to McDonald's. I think he was 2 at the time and I was 10 or 11. He got some happy meal toy and my dad said "can you say race car?" His smart ass reply was "yes, can...

Some guy at work made a gui scripter for ssh sessions here since everything is done over serial comm. He did it in a way that you'd make a block diagram of your scripting steps and the program converted it to iron python and ran the script. Whole company adopted it. The program SUCKED DICK. I...

People reported him for being a tanoomba alt, I don't know about post content though

We got a 36 sq ft cage for our son. Shit sucks. 0/10

Delicateflower I'm giving you one chance. If you do it again you're banned.

I can't control it but also I have no desire to change it nor see it as an issue

Played some last night with a friend. We hit 9 or 10 or something and both of us agreed we felt incredible weak. I was a fire totem Templar and not sure what he was (witch) . Give it another shot later.

Diabetes is ok. They're going to need to increase my meds, but it's difficult around the holidays anyways. It doesn't effect my dick?

Don't let them bother you bro, ever since the Prodigy vocalist stopped posting it's been dead. I'll take some pics later if I get a chance. I guarantee you will side with me. You should see my laundry pile lolol

What do you do for work now dirk, if we may ask?

I envisioned you working on some farm shaving sheep or something. Intredasting

My brother put a key in the socket. Loudest scream I've ever heard to this day.

The mess is about 18 feet to the left

Dude I ain't making this shit up. I would not wish the Mexican prison to anyone who likes to have any room in their house at all Here it is, btw each square on the mat is 1 square foot:

No but my 31 year old wife does

The best answer is 'sometimes'. We're battling teething and sleep regression right now

I don't know, I don't think my eating habits warrant a mental examination. Nah, I typically don't eat mcdonalds - maybe every few years.

I'm sorry but to me the gameplay in 13 (all of them) was terrible. To each his own I guess. I'm that dude that autoattacked the entire game.

Yeah we did talk, but it's always an excuse. Someone before asked how cleaning was before and it's always been the same for her. Her mother is borderline hoarder and doesn't clean very good. If you walk into her office there are piles of bills (paid) and paper EVERYWHERE. It's unusable. The...

I need to be tested

I think, for me at least, if a meal is design in such a way that things are mixed - such as chicken in a salad - then it is fine. When I am given food that is separated and intended to be separated then that is how I eat it. I also must eat each item before moving to the next.

I wanted to vote adam sandler Can we play the hanukkah song? COME ON GUYS ITS FUNNY LOL

Why are you going to Chipotle amidst like 16 states reporting E Coli concerns? Russian roullette

I tell my parents not to buy me anything. My mom was the one that always bought the strategy guides with the games because she was up sold...

Your wife has balls?

I had to touch over 1000 files manually. Somehow the bios still builds. Fucking damnit all.

Sorry to hear man, on the bright side it may be a blessing. Take what you learned and keep trucking.

Yeah man. I mean I work the same hours but I have the worst commute in the history of the universe. But I'll sit at work and constantly be thinking about how destroyed our house is. It stresses me out because I'm tired as FUCK when I get home and I have to deal with it. The worst room is my...

Great now all the ice cream loyalists will come out

I have answered your special note

Nursing is fine, I was mostly thinking it was fabulous that he had a degree in dance On the other topic, I don't bang super models and I'm not a multimillionaire. My degree is in computer engineering and I'm a (computer) hardware engineer - so 100% relevant.

I didn't "ruin" anything. I watched 5 minutes on twitch and did not understand the boner. If a game doesn't grab me within 5 minutes it probably never will. Especially if the boss battle involves dodging weird arrows with a tiny little baby heart

Nothing to add except props for the Zio avatar