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  1. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    He got the belt first. Like a true ho. Payment up front. (or so I'm told) That story almost reads like the boys did it to her. It was always them starting it up with her and she was just a lonely woman recently out of a bad breakup. Somehow the boy worked out her number after she gave him...
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    The D&D thread

    It did not go as planned, but we beat it. As far as the glue bombs go, we decided not to even try because the str save was against DC11. But we had a glory paladin and when the dragon tried to fly, he used his sentinal feat to reduce it's speed to 0. The pally did most of the damage. The...
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    Doctor Who

    Lemme get this straight. You edgelords are actually in here bitching that they made a villain TOO detestable?
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    RL Picture Thread

    That pissed me off enough that a lot of people around me heard about it.
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    XFL

    I've been catching some games this past week. They are really putting a good product on the field. I need to pick a team and try to follow them.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That'll be the title of the movie adaptation inspired by the surveillance video.
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    Doctor Who

    That means we can expect a "Very special episode" where he deals with the trauma of having been molested.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Is that who tinder is matching you with?
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    Doctor Who

    Dr Axe wound was better than capaldi. Her companions were some of the worst ever. I will be watching. I just forgot about it. I gotta watch it on disney now, right?
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Wife told me the other day that she hadn't drunk any water and her pee smelled like coffee. It gave me an idea. You know how they feed coffee beans to civets then sell the civet shit as expensive gourmet coffee? Maybe we could do the same with girls. Make them drink tons of coffee with no...
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Yeah but it's not just the gay teachers molesting kids. As evidenced in this thread, lotsa women are. I'd like to see a study on how these victims wind up. My gut tells me they'll be great. But it is technically sexual abuse, so maybe they will turn gay too?
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Now lets think this out. We know that being molested makes you gay. How many kids do you think a priest can molest in a career? I mean, at most they can do 1 or 2 per year right? Google says a priests career only lasts 12 years. That sounds sus to me, but I'm not willing to spend any more...
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    Calling out FOH Historians

    I never read that thread, but people have said we were the tip of the spear on gamergate. Didn't Brad McQuaid post here? Not sure if he counts. What about Curt Shilling when he was trying to make MMOs with 38 studios? Did he ever post here? I don't keep up with that section but I...
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    Cheated out of my youth

  15. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Pish Posh. Declare your yard a sanctuary for the endangered heterosexual green tree frog.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    I thought it was still less than 10%. Not sure if that number includes the .1% trans. What is less than 10% of the population and accounts for over 50% of the child molestation?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Stand firm https://www.myhighplains.com/news/live-man-shot-at-austin-code-enforcement-after-they-tried-to-cut-his-lawn-home-now-on-fire/
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    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    I looked at his post history. In 2021 he mentioned he was scarce because of RL shit. In 2022 his last post was about UFO shit. I didn't read the post so I'm just going to assume he was abducted by aliens.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Is it like a zombie invasion? Get diddled by a kiddy diddler and you turn into a kiddy diddler too?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    It wasn't pulling up his name when I tried to @ him. Maybe because he hasn't been here since 2022. Was he a covid fatality?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Now I'm wondering if the entire council of hos has big heads. @hossix ? Wait, who is the third member? @a_skeleton_07?
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    What happened to..........(FoH Poster)?

    I miss screamfeeder. I wish eraser would go away so I could start missing him. Or at least switch back to his hodj persona.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I don't know what the actual measurement is on my head, but my hat size is 7 & 3/4. One size fits all never fits me either. Now, if the hat is one size fits all LARGE, then it will work. For baseball caps, I like the flexfit L/XL.