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Fuck araysar and his bet avoidance. Can we make this thread about hippos now? Look at this regal beast. He has pride, but doesnt boast. We can all learn something.

Diazapane, how long until you reveal the truth?

Good info. I didnt know that.

We all know that clove suppositories are the most effective.

Six players from the previous roster?

Can they not radiocarbon date the bones? Or is it simply a matter of seeing how far into the layers of Earth the remains are, and that Earth being disturbed? edit - apparently radiocarbon is one word. Although Radio Carbon Date might be my new band name.

Fucking retard. Modern medicine is a web of lies. Garluminism is the only path to true health.

It always throws me off when I see someone with mod powers post one of these pics. I have no horse in this game, but can we establish some kind of rule where these images only get used on a beanable offense? Otherwise this shit gets confusing. Or just establish a universal image for beaning...

Drunk again. Also, old fashioneds go well with anything.

Had this question pop into my head at work earlier, and this seems like the most appriate place for it. Pre-shawed, if you will. Tanoomba, if I self identify as someone who thinks you're wrong, what happens? Is that like dividing by zero?

I feel for you. It must be hard to pine for the days of the Rex Grossman era.

Can we get someone to change his name to Zombie Adam12 until he WizardMeths himself back from the afterscape?

I think Tre Jackson was gonna be the right guard starter regardless. But it'll be interesting to see if they go with Andrews at center and wendell at left guard, or if they go with Wendell at center and run both mason and jackson at guards. 2 rookies on the starting o-line scares me.

This^

Helluva drug

You would be long sober before they finished powering up.

His running ability will also help them prepare to play against scrambling qbs like wilson or kap.

Santorum

Justice

RG3 needs to end up on the rams, for like a sixth round draft pick. #justredskinsthings

Intra Crimean ballistic missile?

Uconn women's basketball team. He identifies as female and goes by Regina now.

Well she needs time on the remaining weekends to head her charity for the relief of young men with awkward boners foundation. A true hero. Edit - this cheerleader also tried to sex up a kid, he was 12

Right, but once he leads the league in picks, at least he'll have the credentials to demand being the highest paid player in the league, #JustEliThings.

I think next season*. This is with zero research. *source: my ass

At least the bullet wasnt intercepted. And hes not costing chicago 17 million dollars. Two reasons he could take over for Cutler.

He should just wait a season, since this is one of those years where they slip into the playoffs, Eli remembers how to play QB, and then they beat the patriots on some amazing/miracle play with 30 seconds left in the super bowl.

Not a problem, he's from Kentucky.

There should be some kind of law that whatever gets removed from a pair of titties immediately goes into another. Also GIS: cleavage

Your move Michael Bay

That guy in the background sure seems to be having a good time!

I'm just waiting for dudes to start jumping on the bandwagon in case there is some massive settlement. "cosby totally raped me too"!

I think one of the prevalent moon creation theories is from an ancient mega impact, with a mars sized planet "thea". If the moon was molten for a few million years that makes more sense.

So the cowboys?

All my pats homerism aside. Luck is amazingly talented, this might his/colts year.

Hey, lets be fair. The colts are awesome. They just need to solve their problem of having the patriots run for 200 yards and beat them by 20 points every game. But I'm told that 8% ball inflation is worth 35-50 points per game. Thats why the patriots got blown out in the super bowl, when...

So they had nothing indicating brady knew. And were basically going fishing in his personal phone? And when he made records available so they could pursue anyone he spoke with, the nfl said "nah".

They had jastremskis phone though. That's where the deflator texts came from. Which means they already had access to the content of those texts between him and brady.

Am I allowed to think that basically everyone involved in this on every side fucked up? And that every fan commenting on this is going over the top, be it calling brady a saint or some Machiavellian super villain... or does that make me a Boston homer?