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Same experience with choking. It's kinda like spanking. Most of them don't think they'll like it, but you do it gently once or twice, and they're hooked.

So you're saying she wasn't a lady? No need to be a catty bitch, I doubt like hell she reads this board. Absolutely true story though, you're just a moron. When I asked her about it, she was surprised because she didn't notice. Maybe that's what she was embarrassed about, because she knew...

No, it actually takes money and ass kissing. By money, I mean probably somewhere between $50 and $200. It's facebook is kinda confusing, looks like it's married to a woman.

Does knocking a bitch up count as an unexpected sex moment? Or only if you're a dumbass? FYI, you know all handcuff keys are the same right? There's no reason not to have a couple of your own. They cost something like a dollar each. I did that, and the reactions were the same. I laughed my...

I'm going to put that by my phone for inspiration on how to rustle the jimmes of you fucking fucks. Though, to be clear, I don't owe anyone money. So when you assholes call me, you have a wrong number and refuse to believe it. Also, anyone who would give the secret password out to someone...

I give you ... Anshu Christa Jacobson. A Tranny ninja prostitute. "Anshu Christa Jacobson - Member of the World Martial Arts Hall of Fame & Headmistress of the Budo Ryu Kai + Escort / Courtesan & Proud Wiccan!" Next to The Fappening (and porn in general, I guess), this might be the...

This made me laugh because I have 3 switches in my bathroom, and only one does anything. But i don't know which one because i always just flip them all. The only thing that rustles my jimmies over that is that i want 2 more things in bathroom that i can put on switches.

I mostly seem to do it when I'm on this shitty connection, but it happens sometimes from home too. My actual post count is probably 10-15% less than the number displayed. Also, the shit I say is important enough to read twice. So there's that.

This didn't get trayvon levels of publicity. I live a couple hours away and i didn't hear about it till last month. Joe Horn was no billed. That got more press AND he was a white dude who killed 2 black dudes. Maybe he got off because he had a football player's name.

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