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  1. Xevy

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    There were preview things. He's in his 500lbs of armor. All you see is the lower part of his face. This is the reason they just casted a gigantic meat-beast for the part. What's the over/under on length of the entire fight scene? I'd say 7 minutes. Anything less than 5 and I'll be...
  2. Xevy

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Nah man, power testers decided by lvl 5 in open beta 4 months ago this game is garbage.
  3. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    Bingo.
  4. Xevy

    A Million ways to die in the West

    7/10. Had some great cerebral jokes and then a bunch of shit/fart jokes. Everyone wins. Romance part kinda ehhhh, but I hate romance in all fucking non rom-com/romance movies. The 'dad' character was great.
  5. Xevy

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Oh I know. I said like 4 of us! I even got called a White Knight. Auth servers fukkt. Protip: no one's getting on!
  6. Xevy

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Cinge, remember the olden days when everyone but like 4 of us claimed to hate this game? Man. Those were the days.
  7. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    This is 'Cajun Goop' (Chili Cheese Etouffee). It's unbelievably good and that whole plate costs like 7 dollars.
  8. Xevy

    NBA 2013?14 Season

    Man Gaige missed out on taunting us with a game the Heat actually won and the Pacers actually lost! Stephenson still made Lebron look like a poofter. Let's go Spurs!
  9. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    I want to go do a Louis CK style "bang bang" with McCheese. And no, that's not gay stuff. Well, unless one of the restaurants is vegan.
  10. Xevy

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Don't worry. As a sober 13th warrior observer of the drunken hook up community, I can tell you that 80% of all relationships start with drunken hook ups. And a good amount of those are drunken sex. Wonder if Tanoombas head would explode with the number of weddings I have to attend spawned...
  11. Xevy

    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    Read all that, thought "hm, seems right." Then I read the part about Cable and Deadpool at the end and forgot everything else because FUCK YEAH
  12. Xevy

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Cooter/Cooch/Hoozit are all safe. Or just say vagina.
  13. Xevy

    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    Thiiiiiiis guy!
  14. Xevy

    The Fast Food Thread

    After eating at our local 'Cajun Goop' place Yat's tonight I thought about how fucking easy it'd be to make a Cajun fast food place that didn't suck. Just throw that shit in some sort of container with a special spoon to minimize spilling and BOOM! Delicious goop for cheap that's easily mass...
  15. Xevy

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Fedor won the thread with his accidental post. POST RACIAL POST SEXUAL AMERICA IS HERE GUYS!
  16. Xevy

    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    I think some billionaire nerds needs to hire out some Ryan Gosling looking motherfuckers and some Scarjo impersonators and hire them out to just bang out internet nerds. It could be like a social campaign. "Everybody Gets One!"
  17. Xevy

    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    It's a confuddled mix of them moving fast and them actually slowing time. Kind of interesting though, if that's how QS is when he's moving fast, imagine how long it would feel for him to run across the country. He'd be normal speed jogging for the mental equivalent of weeks, but it would take...
  18. Xevy

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I like how Rory McCann is basically like "I don't like people" and unless he's boozing he just goes off to his 'cave' alone. True dude.
  19. Xevy

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    26 year old upper-middle-class private education white male here! I don't drink, never have. My friends and their friends drink like it's job. Most of them are in banking or real estate, so it kinda of is. I've personally witnessed several scenarios where Lady A and Gentlemen B hooked up...
  20. Xevy

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I just thought I'd jump right in on page 58 without reading any previous posts. I'm assuming we're just going to stereotype all white males as having it easy as fuck and no possible obstacles in their life, right? Cuz skin and penis.
  21. Xevy

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Wait for the real awkward Dothraki rape comment that weirdly the crowd LOVES.
  22. Xevy

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I just watched that whole thing on youtube. Rory McCann is the man. Jason Mamoa was either drunk as fuck or high as fuck or dumb as fuck. I did like him referring to Danaerys as "little white girl".
  23. Xevy

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Every poll I see for this game whether it's servers/server type/class type/race type/faction are all eerily balanced. Maybe the "boring" classes and races they added were the magic needed to restore balance. It's the Vader's death of game design.
  24. Xevy

    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    I think the "power" of mutants' powers fluxuates in the comics depending on the line and the age. It's like the Hulk being able to barely throw a tank to punching planets apart. Shit is crazy. I think they're trying to dumb down character powers to where they're powerful, but not god-mode. I...
  25. Xevy

    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    I have healthy self-esteem.
  26. Xevy

    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    So sad he had to kill all those people. After they saw him in this movie he could've finally gotten laid.
  27. Xevy

    ultra beta male virgin shoots up hot girls at UC Santa Barbara at least 7 dead

    Wonder how they view all the moms that stab/drown/burn all their kids. Not 'mass' murder enough. Just some family shenanigans.
  28. Xevy

    NBA 2013?14 Season

    Gaige has been dead for OVER FORTY YEARS!
  29. Xevy

    NBA 2013?14 Season

    Dwyane Wade looks like he's got a Gondola to paddle in Venice post-game.
  30. Xevy

    NBA 2013?14 Season

    George Hill, Game 3. What do I win?!?!
  31. Xevy

    NBA 2013?14 Season

    Two of our starters had 4. Also we've had almost 1 of our players with 5 fouls every game. In Game 4 our starters average 3.8 fouls. In Game 5 the Heat averaged 2.6 for their starters. Math'd~
  32. Xevy

    NBA 2013?14 Season

    As a Pacer's fan I agree. That could've easily been on Lance for fucking butt-hugging him from behind. Queen James did slap him in the face though. Should've been jump ball.
  33. Xevy

    NBA 2013?14 Season

    Gaige was cool with it when Hibbert/Lance had 3 fouls each in the first half of Game 4. Why? BECAUSE, FAGGOT!
  34. Xevy

    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    Could easily use small metal pieces to manipulate circuitry. Now, how Magneto has such a great knowledge of Electrical Engineering.... THAT IS A GREAT QUESTION!
  35. Xevy

    NBA 2013?14 Season

    Gaige is one of those dudes you can tell is legitimately internet-angry sitting at his desk. Texting his friends about how the refs fucked Miami over and the Pacers are all cheats! Lance pisses me off with his antics. He's like a year away from putting us in the Brawl 2.0, but him blowing...
  36. Xevy

    NBA 2013?14 Season

    They decided to bank Lebron's fouls from last game and add them to his fouls this game.
  37. Xevy

    NBA 2013?14 Season

    This dude.
  38. Xevy

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    I get to kill Goons now? Alright, alright. /mcconaughey
  39. Xevy

    NBA 2013?14 Season

    Lebron is probably top 5 player of all time. He's also a huge fucking diva. Pacers probably going to win the next game and lose the following. For fucks sake I hope the heat get ass-blasted in 4 for the championship.