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  1. Cutlery

    Puzzles and Dragons

    I told you dual Minerva is where it's at :)
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Why would you want that? Do you have kids?
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    State Of Decay 2 - May 22nd Release

    I think it's already confirmed to not be on Steam...Win 10 exclusive. So already they're making retarded business decisions. They sold their soul to Microsoft on this game. If you can look at all of that and still be excited about this, more power to you, but the crash is gonna be a long way...
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    State Of Decay 2 - May 22nd Release

    Yeah, but they already cash grabbed on SOD too. That's their business model. They don't give a fuck about quality, they just want as much money for as little work as possible.
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    State Of Decay 2 - May 22nd Release

    Nope. It funded Moonrise. Which, if you haven't heard, also got pulled from steam, and everyone who bought it got fucked over. Undead Labs so far created a pretty good game (SoD), then pulled that game from Steam and stopped supporting it, released a reskin of that same game and charged...
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    State Of Decay 2 - May 22nd Release

    There's basically no chance this is good. The studio is sucking wind, and their last game was an absolute disaster. I'd like for them to prove me wrong, but I just don't see it happening. The Year One edition was a blatant cash grab with little to no improvements, and they dropped support of...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Chibi Cao Cao comes from the pal machine, you're not gonna be able to inherit that stuff. At least you can't with blue Kali. Minerva/Ilm is fine, but you can die with Minerva/Ilm. It's almost impossible to die with dual Minerva. You can flub combos all day long on fire/dark/light monsters and...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I basically never fail arena 1 co-op with dual Minerva. So much tank in that team. You can tank a hit from Sopdet with a 50% shield. You can take a full health hit from either Kali. There's very few spawns in A1 that are real trouble for Minerva. Hell, there's very few things in the whole game...
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    Vasectomy Inc

    And a damned good thing for that. You wanna talk about mental health killers, that's top of the fucking list. Not to mention the poor woman...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Good news, most "high thread count sheets" actually aren't.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Yeah, until you jizz blood. Oh, did I leave that part out of my horror story?
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    Didn't know where else to post this rant. Politically related, also I am Islamophobic

    Couple things. 1) I knew I had this guy on ignore for a reason. Zero useful information cluttering up the politics thread with complete bullshit. 2) board acts really weird when a thread is created by someone you are ignoring. The thread doesn't show up on the forum list, but it still shows...
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    Vasectomy Inc

    I totally agree. Now I can just jizz on her face out of choice rather than necessity.
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Rammstein, IIRC and Sabaton do this thru their promoters. Rammstein sells tix straight off their site specifically to limit the scalping, Sabaton uses a site called enterthevault and their tix are all like this too. I mean, I'm sure you can still buy them thru ticketmaster, but at least you...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you haven't had sex for 6 months and it's not your choice, move it along. It's not going to get better. That's the long and the short of it. I could type paragraphs about how and why and all that, but the end result is that it's not going to get better, so if you're not okay with that...
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Good bands these days are all doing sales off their website and will call only..you bring in an ID that matches the name on the ticket and you get in. No physical ticket exists to sell. Still possible to game the system, but much more hassle than the current system. You would think bands would...
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Dances awkwardly And nowadays, drinks wine. At a fucking table, I shit you not.
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    Yeah, I don't know if I'd bother with Tool anymore. The Maynard on the back unlit thing isn't new, but he's progressively becoming more and more of a jerkoff diva over the years. Expect him to waste a bunch of time drinking wine on stage and putting forth a bare bones setlist consisting of the...
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    Recommend Binge Worthy TV Shows Here

    It's been a long time since I watched it, but I believe Spartacus is a show you need to give 2 hours to. The pilot is trash, but by the time you get to the end of the second episode you should be hooked in.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She's your ex for a reason. Don't forget it. Either you kicked her to the curb because she was trash, or she thought she could do better than you and found out she can't. No good can come of it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My thoughts may be biased, but they're fucking awesome. As one of the few who have been in this situation, theres nothing inherently wrong with it. Adults can make adult choices. You actually have the easy half of this...you're not cheating on anyone, so your conscience can be clear. It's not...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Keep banging 20 something's. There's no reason for a man to get married these days and lots of reasons not to. Don't forget that male heir isn't guaranteed. My wife asked after the 2nd girl if I wanted to try again for a boy. My reply? "And be stuck with 3 girls? Not a chance."
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    Vasectomy Inc

    So did mine. I couldn't figure out a way to ask why and how she ended up at a job looking at dicks all day without looling like a creep though.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Yeah, I was gonna say something in the other thread, but this is probably the better place for it. I seem to have had the opposite effect with orgasms...mine have become much more intense in effect and duration now. In 75+% of them, I have a second peak after the initial, and all of them last...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sounds to me like she's covering for something.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Planet 9 would be within our solar system.
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    Blood Bowl 2

    As much as I hate to be that old guy telling the fucking kids to get off my lawn, BB2 really fucked the community up hardcore. Every BB board now is infested with shitheads who really don't understand the game complaining about the wrong things and wanting things "fixed." With how shitty...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It depends on how much of your life is "yours." Can you cook for yourself? Have you figured out how to wash your clothes yet? Can you make a trip to the grocery store successfully? Are you capable of packing a lunch before work? Then what do women bring to your life? Sex. Obviously...
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    Blood Bowl 2

    Dode says stats from BB1 indicate the WE treant saves 1 cas per game. There was a dude in the BB league here that had a monster Rat Ogre who pissed everyone off with it. It's certainly hard to argue with after you see the results. In fact, my avatar came from my match with him. My only...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So she doesn't clean AND she's fucking you in the ass? Rough life, brah.
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    Tool might eventually release a new album someday

    It's never happening. If they wanted to make a record, they'd make a record. Instead, Maynard does his own shit, Danny plays at the baked potato every week, Adam draws shit and who the fuck knows what Justin is doing. I'm okay with it though, since the 2 worst concerts I have ever been to...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh to work at a workplace where that's an option. At my work, if you can walk, you better be in. So archaic
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Good deal for you. 24 hours later was when the horror started for me. I had mine done on a Monday, and the doc told me it would be a few days, and I'd need a week off of work. I had concert tickets for Saturday, so I figured I'd be good. The pain was so bad by Thursday that I could barely...
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    Vasectomy Inc

    No bored alt here. Real deal.
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    Vasectomy Inc

    Best of luck to you. Mine went fucking awful, and it took about a year to recover fully. Even then, I still get a twinge every couple of months that will make me take a knee.
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    Blood Bowl 2

    That's because you're not a goddamned heathen and you actually give a shit about the game.
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    Blood Bowl, Season 3.5 AKA Summer Fresh Team Tournament

    Fuck this place, I'm done. Not gonna deal with people getting fucking RRP'd for stupid shit and then having to deal with the fact that they can't post in threads while I'm running this fucking league. Adam and Sean can run their own fucking league if that's the shit they wanna pull. It...
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    Blood Bowl, Season 3.5 AKA Summer Fresh Team Tournament

    Funkor, ZP, and Skie added to admin list for summer league and stunty. Check your PM's guys.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    He's 70%, it's fucking useless. If he was 50% he'd be worth a box slot. Realistically though, he should have fucking skilled up Loki. Last I checked, Loki is a norse god.
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    Blood Bowl, Season 3.5 AKA Summer Fresh Team Tournament

    I sorted out the summer league to have as balanced of divisions as possible in terms of ball handling vs bash. Division 2 is the only weak spot, with 3 agility teams, and that's counterbalanced by the strongest anti agility team out there, dwarves. I apologize to the couple of people who...