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  1. Cutlery

    Let's talk about sex redux

    Seeing as how hypnosis is mostly bullshit and only works on people who want it to work, I'm not buying it. I don't see why you guys are either.
  2. Cutlery

    Vasectomy Inc

    Well, keep us updated. I'm semi interested in doing it just for the fact that it would get my wife off of hormones and IUD's, but these are myballswe're talking about here. Also, I would have been out of work for a considerable amount of time since I throw boxes for a living, and my jew work...
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    I can't make any promises, but considering we only have 4 teams, and we're all more or less on equal footing, I'll make the divisions as equal as I can based upon race next time around. Or, hell, maybe I'll make a UW division, a Halfling Division, a Goblin division and an Ogre division. Then...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Hell Queen Persephone now after some okay luck in the Friday dungeon. Thanks for the free stones that I'm not gonna spend pulling the rare machine and can instead spend refilling my stamina to chain run that bitch. I'll have a dark/light Hades as soon as the next DubMyth drops too.
  5. Cutlery

    Let's talk about sex redux

    Are you Duppin'ing this tranny? "We are extremely mental when it comes to sex." There is no "we" there. That's not a female and is trying to shoehorn his way into being one.
  6. Cutlery

    Puzzles and Dragons

    They're not fooling me with that shit again.
  7. Cutlery

    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    The D2 game should be fine, playing Underworld against Chaos Dwarves. I'm not feeling real optimistic about walking outta that with 11 players. The stunties though...yeah, I agree. I have a pretty retardedly good team. Doesn't seem like it on paper, but they have done literally everything...
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    You've got 2 ogres a cas away from another level. I don't see a reason to reroll that, to be honest. Unless you were planning on rolling another team. Also, your division is the halfling heavy division, but there's still only 3 flings out of 8 in there. It ain'texactlyas bad as you're...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    You wouldn't even need to put in a new machine. Just make everything farmable. I don't have an Odin. Okay, where's the Odin dungeon? Over there. Go grind one out. I get that it already exists, but take this for example..I don't currently feel I'm at the place in my builds where I can be...
  10. Cutlery

    North Korea goes full retard

    Well that unfortunately is not the line of thought of most people in this thread who think that we always have the moral high ground and need to give these spoiled brats a timeout.
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    I wouldn't say it's more fun, but I enjoy playing stunties when they're on a level playing field (ie, themselves). By the way, you and I have a double header this week, as I play you in D2 as well. I'm probably going to go to bed soon here, but my schedule should be wide open until Sunday...
  12. Cutlery

    North Korea goes full retard

    You think we have a right to obliterate another nation to protect ourselves when they pose quite literally zero danger to us? Your stock with me is really riding off the rails into crazy land. Let me reiterate this - North Korea currently poses exactly zero fucking danger to America, the...
  13. Cutlery

    Puzzles and Dragons

    Dark starter isn't farmable, that was my point. The only way to currently obtain them is through yet another random pull, which was my bitch with the system to begin with, so saying that using the dark starter to correct the fact that you can't farm a team is faulty from step 1. I am, I dunno...
  14. Cutlery

    North Korea goes full retard

    That's not how the world works on a micro scale. We don't get to execute troubled kids because they're going to grow up to be murderers and general pieces of shit. In addition, just because that IS how it works on a macro scale (nations), does not mean that it should. Iraq was a fucking sham...
  15. Cutlery

    North Korea goes full retard

    And you think I support any of those activities because.....?
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    That wasn't my complaint. Where do you get these Dark Starter dragons? I sure as fuck didn't have a choice of a dark dragon on my start screen. Oh, I gotta pull a lever to get that too? One I've already pulled 6 times thanks to some very generous people from RR gifting me pulls? Also...
  17. Cutlery

    North Korea goes full retard

    What's reality? That they can't do shit to us right now? Okay, then we're agreed, there's no fucking reason to attack them. You don't kill people because they might murder someone later. That's not how the world fucking works.
  18. Cutlery

    Let's talk about sex redux

    What the fuck is this? Don't Jerle this shit up.
  19. Cutlery

    Puzzles and Dragons

    I stopped listening here. Let me know when you don't prove my point.
  20. Cutlery

    North Korea goes full retard

    This is the same tired bullshit we use every time we want to trump up support for whatever warmongering we currently want to do. There are an awful lot of fucking people in this country that are incapable of seeing or believing that other people in different areas may have a different...
  21. Cutlery

    North Korea goes full retard

    He said what he means, and you fucking missed it. I am disappoint son, I expected more from you. You're saying we're justified in attacking them because they represent a threat to us. And he asked if they're justified in attacking us because we represent FAR more of a threat to them, and...
  22. Cutlery

    North Korea goes full retard

    Over what? Lets be fucking serious here, North Korea represents exactly zero fucking threat to us. Zero. Less than Sadam Hussein posed. Last I checked, people who just "attacked" other countries didn't end up doing so well under the scope of history. You know, Hitler just decided he'd had...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    This is mostly pie in the sky kinda shit. Go down the teams..if you don't get the right mix of rare egg pulls, you don't have fuck all. Does neptune drop anywhere? How about viper orochi? Parvati? Susano? Hera does, does Hades? What about Shiva? I'd like to remind you that may last 6...
  24. Cutlery

    Puzzles and Dragons

    Shiva team actually turns out to be more risky for me because stalling all the red orbs for 20 turns is hit or miss. I think I'm probably 1 in 3 fail with Shiva because I go to the second round and get 3 divines and can't possibly do enough damage to kill them all in 4 turns. Odin/healer is...
  25. Cutlery

    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    Yeah, I'm expecting a little more dropout for the summer months anyway, across all leagues. Season 3 of the main league will probably see a lot of condensing. That's fine, just means the seasons go quicker.
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    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    I've said this in IRC many times... It's a tree. You walk away from it. FYI, recruiting for Season 2 of stunty. Hopefully we can get started next week, and don't need 2 weeks to play these 3 matches. Throw your team apps in the queue and I'll reform divisions when we're done.
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    I needed divine indigos and a mystic mask to do my projects this week, the Hades ultimate evo and getting Persephone to 6*. I did 2 runs and walked out with an Indigo and 2 Mystics. I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead.
  28. Cutlery

    Parent Thread

    Fortunately for me, my little one had absolutely no interest in baby food. She ate them for about 2 weeks, and then got pretty pissed off that we were eating other things, so we just started feeding her what we were eating. Made life 100x easier. You know how much less hassle it is to make...
  29. Cutlery

    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    All divisions are on Match Day 4 now. I didn't have to admin a game this week, so that's a bonus! Hatorade, the schedule is in game on the league page. You play Sean next. It's a lot of screenshots to cut and paste to put it in the thread, and I've been kinda lazy lately.
  30. Cutlery

    Stunty Blood Bowl League

    Stunty MD forwarded. Semi finals now -- Makkon vs Cutlery Funkor vs WhatsAmattaU
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    Rerolled.org Blood Bowl League - Season 2.

    McCheese must have found the proper ratio of alcohol to Blood Bowl finally.
  32. Cutlery

    The Walking Dead

    What's unwatchable about "Well, all we have between the 14 of us is this can of beans for tonight. Better get started on putting together that solar powered windmill!"? That show was exactly the same as the walking dead. If the people weren't so fucking stupid, it wouldn't even be worth...
  33. Cutlery

    The Walking Dead

    The outbreak was going on for as long as it takes an IV bag to run out and then a man to die with no hydration. If that's the route you wanna go, then Rick Grimes doesn't even exist in your world, and you're splitting hairs about food supply?
  34. Cutlery

    Puzzles and Dragons

    You know what else needs to happen? Monsters in your party need to gain XP from dungeons. Divide the whole mess of rankup XP by 5 and hand it out. Hell, divide it by 6 and hand it out to your helper too. Levelup your leader offline. There's no reason you can't. What, 500xp on my fucking...
  35. Cutlery

    Parent Thread

    You know what helps a ton? Work overnights for a year first. You'll get so used to getting no sleep that you'll be fine. 3 weeks ago I was up for 47 hours off a 2 hour a nap and a 3 hour nap. I routinely do 23-25 hour Thursdays. I work 10pm-8am, get off work and come home and hang with...
  36. Cutlery

    Do you have health insurance?

    That's a little more like it.
  37. Cutlery

    Puzzles and Dragons

    With Odin, the Keeper hits for ~4400. 22k normal hits, so I can't quite Hades him yet, to bring that many HP would be annoyingly slow.
  38. Cutlery

    The Walking Dead

    1) The Colony was fucking dumb, and I wish that FOH was still around so that I could prove that we all called Asstr0chunk stupid back then too. And if you take that guy's word on anything being good, you deserve what you get (I'm looking at you, Dabamf). 2) Of course they'd be thinner and a...
  39. Cutlery

    Puzzles and Dragons

    Which one of mine you been using? The Siren?
  40. Cutlery

    Borderlands 2

    I'm telling you guys, they made this game a lot less fun going from 1 to 2. Ammo regeneration not being in the game doesn't make it more interesting, it makes it fucking stupid. Health Regen on certain skills only doesn't make it more interesting, it makes it fucking stupid. There's a lot...