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I continue to be pissed off that these nudes are not publicly available. How the fuck are they keeping them secret?

Yeah what brozak said. It's a cheap trick they pull so the number your bidding is smaller and you don't realize what you're actually paying. Most of the time when an auction house uses it, they use it on all lots with more than one item. Often times even if the items are no where near equal...

Just bought some ammo at an online auction. 3 boxes and I didn't realize they were doing that bullshit 3X the money thing until after the bid was finalized. Nobody else fell for the fuckery so the overpriced ammo is now mine.

I was going to picard him till i read that line.

I think we need pics of the neighbor and her dog as proof. Not fucking the dog necessarily, but she must walk him.

The question says hottest transwoman. That's subjective as hell. If he needs his twig and berries to be hot to you, then there's your answer. Speaking of subjective, I don't believe gender can be changed, so a trans woman is imaginary. To fuck the granny, I'm going to need to know she's...

FTFY. You were close. If a dog attacks a person and does damage (so this doesn't apply to poodles), it'll get called a pit bull. That lab was clearly a pit bull mix.

If not for the typo at the end, I would have guessed this was generated by AI.

Probably too many people voting for both. I voted only for bacon because with bacon as an option, there is no second choice.

All part of the interview process. Do they want a candidate who can't find the right link?

they also have motion detectors. The one my wife just bought has both of those options.

I think it needs to be an alliteration to take hold. Dollars to dildos? Dollars to d-rings? I guess it doesn't have to be US money. Pesos to pickles? Euros to urine?

I thought that said erections at first.

If you wanna fuck it in the butt, the state of it's front-hole makes no difference.

You might want to check the weight rating on your chairs bro.

Yeah I'm going to keep using it till someone comes up with a replacement. Dollars to bullets? Dollars to Primers? How about dollars to Ramen? How much does that shit cost now?

OK so then any dog over 40 lbs doesn't belong in society? Nor does any cat. Purse dogs only in Tuco's suburbia.

Those tools wouldn't have worked against a miniature poodle if the poodle didn't want to be controlled. Pretty much any animal kept as a pet will be too fast.

If he'd showed up to the second day of fireman axe swinging class, they would have covered how the pointy edge is the one you want to use in that situation.

4. Didn't you see the man squirting them with the water hose? I'm guessing that was the owner since they wound up inside the fence with him. He looks like he's going to get raped in prison a lot. Also, it was 2 pitbulls. If the second one wasn't there they could have pinned down the first...

Well, we don't really need help at defensive tackle ..... so yeah, no doubt. Go ahead and slap a star on his prison uniform.

How much training do you think a fireman gets in axe swinigng? Like, is it a full semester long course? Do they train daily for years to attain the rank of master axe swinger? I bet it's a lot more like "Here's an axe, we use it to do this. Grab an axe and go do the thing. Congrats...

Was working with a cute girl last week. She looked to be in her 20's so not too hard to still look good. But she had the ugliest laugh and it amused the everloving fuck out of me. When she laughed, her head would go back (not tilt back, just move back) which made her chin disappear. Then her...