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If you get screwed out of comp time, its your own fault for being a bleeding vagina, TBH.

It would be pretty humorous if she fired you for refusing to work late. You're already doing that work for free by being available after hours, so she's just pmsing at not paying you for it because you don't punch a time clock? If she does fire you, I'd probably have a talk with her boss on...

28 in the first season, but I think she was supposed to be 18 in the show. maybe 19. Definitely not old enough to drink. But hey, at 40 she could have still played a teenager in porn.

nothing like bayou billionaires. I agree that show was pretty sad. "Mailbox Money" pretty well sums up what was wrong with them.

Yes. I might go into withdrawls, but after a few weeks I'd be very happy. What was the best computer operating system of all time?

Not sure what you mean. There was a girl I used to fuck that it always hurt me when i came. And it's weird because it only happened with her, and happened every time (or maybe just every time we did it doggy style). Felt kind of like a spike got jammed in my dick at the moment of release. I...

Damn, she was a 36 year old playing someone who was supposed to be in her early 20's on that show. Didn't realize she was that old.

Never saw the show, just saw a commercial for it, but someone help me out. It's a western right? Where do the wheels come from? I thought the phrase hell on wheels usually referred to motorcycle gangs. Shouldn't it be hell on the hoof?

I thought it was always an hour. Are you sure it used to be 30 min?

Sounds like you need to face the fact that this person is not really a good friend of yours.

They can charge by the pound, as long as I, as a fatass who is paying more, gets more room. The thing that scares me about that concept drawing is that it looks like emergency exits are non-existent.

Then do the same thing you obviously do in your car. Bring a jar. Cause there's no way you're always able to get to a bathroom within a moments notice during the commute.

I would suggest the first one I saw. The one with the bees.

Can't find the raw dog condoms you guys are talking about. If you're not married, these are the best. I dated a couple of girls with latex allergies, so I bought some non latex alternatives. I think they were polythylene and polyurethane. I can't remember which was which, but one of...

Gym I used to go had like 4 of these, all driven from the same belt. I thought it looked cool, and it moved a hell of a lot or air. There was no jockeying to be right under the fan to get a breeze in that gym. I'm sure they helped a lot in keeping the odor and the cooling costs down.

LOL, I was undecided whether I'd want to travel in this thing. Now I do. Gimme some concrete scream tube. I might even be willing to visit cali to do it. Yes, you probably are, but fine. Does Aluminium Scream Tube work for you?

When they first get raped by a family member, is what I've heard. So like 8 or 9.

Latin guys are also a lot more likely to be gay or bi too. Nearly half of them have fucked another dude at least once in their life.

Cause girls don't poop. This was clearly a guy dressed as a girl.

thing that really pisses me off about adobe updates, is that even if you check the box to not remind you about this update, it still fucking reminds you the next time you log in.

Yeah, this show is basically them being paid to do a commercial for their merch.

Neither. A good man had his life turned upside down over a punk who was about to use those things to make some purple drank. How old were you the last time you saw your mom naked?

When my ear drum popped. It was an all day event full of pain. I had no idea what was going on, I literally thought I had some sort of brain hemmorage and was about to die. I had taken about a 10x dose of some prescription ear drops my uncle had that were supposed to deaden the ear, and it...

Turn in your man card for not saying monday night football. Gave me a good laugh Nothing. Can't even think of anything i've wanted to steal from a close friend. I like how pheonix's question was skipped. If you could pass or change one law what would it be? It can be to fix the country, or...

Did he have to wait for his ride on your front porch? My sister did that to a kirby salesman a few years ago. Hot ass woman comes to the door asking if we'd be interested in a kirby demonstration and a free carpet cleaning. My bother in law had answered it so he said hell yeah. 15 minutes...

What kind of shop doesn't offer free or at least cheap towing? I think your problem is that you got it towed by someone and didn't take it to his friends shop.

Sure, or whatever else has been going on. It's not like we started a single purpose club. For instance, last time we spent most of the night talking about Texas Holdem because jerry met a kid who wanted to learn the game, so he was going to play strip poker with him. It's just, you know...

This has been my experience. I only hate on it because everyone assumes I have one and so many people have an attitude like I'm not worth dealing with if I don't. This is the only reason I got a myspace account. I met up with 3 other guys who were trying to molest children too before I gave up...

There are no secrets from my wife. But from other people, prostate play. When you ask a question here, do you kinda wish you could give your answer too?

I love SFW porn. We need more of this. Has anyone done a SFW porn video, or is it just still pictures? Hoola hoops do it for me, and so do girls jumping on trampolines. I like remy just fine, but she's only one girl.

I've done this a couple times. Once during sex, I got my nut, but she seemed distracted and anxious to leave. The other time was actually after while she was cuddling with me, I started humming, and didn't pay attention to what I was humming. I actually thought it was taps, but it turns out...

I bought my last one on craigslist. There was a little bit of shadiness about it. I believe the guy purposely hid from us that the headlights didn't work. When we were checking it out, we had him in the car working the switches, and he must have pulled the 'flash to pass' switch instead of...

I'd give up the internet. Tell us something about you that the people on this board don't generally know.

My favorite was probably the top 10 most deadly sharks show, where the top 5 most deadly sharks had never actually attacked a human. Then there was the one what lived in the deepest part of the ocean, and if it it bit you it would just take a little circle out of you. Would it kill you? No...

Well, hopefully lavabit now has the proper standing to take this to court and get some judicial review.

Number is probably low. I wouldn't admit to having one on a survey.

Did you buy the car from carmax too?

A bottle of Tequila. i've never fucked with illegal stuff, so my choices are pretty much tequila, sex, or working out. Wait, come to think of it, A bottle of tequila consumed at a strip club where I was a VIP member and therefore drank for free and had unfettered access to the VIP room. Yeah...