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This movie's success will be directly proportional to the number of Wayans brothers in it.

I'd heard of each of those movies separately, but it never occurred to me that they were all connected. Mind = blown. Wow, I also didn't realize there was almost a decade between each movie. That's why I never made the connection. P.S Julie Delpy still looks good.

I have a hard time believing that it would ever be completely permanent and involuntary. Do male-to-female trannies ever accidentally slip out of their feminine voice during sex? Like, let out a big, loud, macho, "OH YEAH" due to a slip? I can't believe I just googled that shit, but I...

How can you change the pitch of your voice? I mean, obviously you can raise or lower the pitch at will, but to do that for the rest of your life? You'd have to constantly be aware of it and actively doing it. It seems like it would be the equivalent of speaking in a fake accent forever. Doable...

Alright, I'm done. I look around and all I see are happy fat people. They they get to park closer to everything, they get to eat anything and everything they want, they get to buy awesome TVs and speaker systems on the government dime, and they get to play video games all day. What is the...

Writing a word backwards is not the same as the opposite. I do think dumbass would be a more appropriate name for you, though. Or maybe Ssabmud.

So, 8 seasons to see how Dexter becomes a deadbeat dad. Great overall story arc.

Put the dog in a little tuxedo was well for maximum effect.

The only thing that kept me from tears during another shitty Redskins game was seeing the ticker updates about the Giants game at the bottom of the screen. Misery loves company!

God, Steam I love you so much.

The full sentence on the beer was probably something like "If you want to keep an idiot busy, put beer on its side, roll to other side, and read the text."

I'm glad the 49ers are struggling. I'm so sick of seeing Kaepernick in commercials. I swear I see him more often than RG3, and I watch D.C. television channels.

I can't wait till the Skins play the Giants. What a shit show that is going to be.

He told the guy "when you see your family tonight, remember it didn't cost you anything" because just moments before that the guy was willing to pay Harrow to stay alive. I think I agree with Alex that it seems very sudden for Harrow to go soft so quickly. He's never shown any problem being...

You've got one of these somewhere in the waterworks. I suggest you find it before it devours your family.

It's futile. You can't argue logic with a guy who thinks Thanos is a character in Game of Thrones.

I still replay the 2004 Pirates! once a year or so. It's a damn good game.

I remember buying the greatest collection of games ever: Conquer the World. It included Colonization, Pirates! Gold, Railroad Tycoon Deluxe, and Transport Tycoon. They were all upgraded to run on (I think) Windows 95. Anyway, I played the hell out of all of them, and Colonization was the my...

Every time I see one of those Carfax commercials where the little Fox appears to sagely advise against purchasing the car I think of Onoes. If only he'd had a Car Fox, so much time, energy, and money could have been saved.

I'm proud to have participated in the only Tough Mudder where someone died. My biggest beef with these races is how expensive they are. I really don't see the need to charge as much as they do.

I pay 35/month for LA Fitness, but they don't provide much in the term of extras. We don't even get towels. They have some gay fitness-oriented Facebook site, though. Yay? *Edit* The best thing about my gym is it's in the same shopping center as a big grocery store, which makes picking up...

Oh man this is one of my biggest jimmie rustlers. You get a craving for some kind of delicious snack food and there's nothing around. Last weekend late at night I got hungry so I wandered into the kitchen looking for something snacky but there was none to be found. I piled everything I had...

How much does that cost?

Social workers are the most miserable people I've ever known. Which is ironic, because before getting into the field they were so idealistic and upbeat about helping people. Dealing with the dregs of society on a daily basis will do that to you, I guess.

I've been developing an "Astrocreep Translator" program in my free time to better make sense of what the fuck he's always going on about in these media forums. I just ran his post through it. Here is the post and the translated output: Output:

Because Astrocreep.

Redskins fans are just so desperate for a franchise quarterback that they'll champion anyone under center who isn't Rex Grossman. Hell, you could put a Redskins helmet on Chicken Boo and 90% of Skins fans would be proclaiming him the next all star. "He's not a chicken, he's a franchise...

My uncle loves accounting. He has a full-time day job but he moonlights doing accounting shit because for him it's more of a fun hobby than a job. He loves crunching numbers and doing other accountant stuff. No matter how boring you think something is, there issomeoneout there who thinks it's...

Looks like a the pussy on a 55 year old whore. "Kombucha". That sounds Japanese? Do fat neckbeard weaboos drink fake bacteria vagina in place of the actual pussy they're unable to pull? Someone drag Sean out of the Other Games forum and get a solid answer about this.

This was better than I expected based on the comments here. I really like the 2 main actors. The guy playing Crane, especially, did a really good job with the part. It also has a much more interesting story than I anticipated. I dig the demons and the four horsemen of the apocalypse that...

Didn't Lum the Mad get a job working for Mythic? Is he one of those people listed? If not, what happened to him?

Alright. I see that Bowling Ball Bag Bob and ohkcrlho decided to throw down the old school cartoon gauntlet. You all ready for shit to get real up in hurr? I'm about to drop some David the Gnome on your asses:

It blows my mind that Horizons--a complete and utter abortion of not only an MMO but a game in general--is still running while bad-but-not-abysmal games like WAR and COH shut down.

Jesus Christ I swear I've heard "NFC Least" 500 times in the past couple days. I wish they'd kick Dallas out of the division and rename it "NFC Coastal" so that tired joke would die.

I'm still playing Cookie Clicker. The best part of my day has become the 5 minutes after I get home from work and can spend the trillions of cookies I've accumulated throughout the day. Tonight I'm going to upgrade to British Tea Biscuits. So exciting!!!

Oakland/Denver does not deserve to be on a Monday night. That game should be on at 3am between infomercials for juicers and weed whackers, since it's going to have about that much entertainment value.