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I almost hope DC blinds Stipe tomorrow night. Not that I want that to happen to Stipe, but god damn would it ever be a fitting end to that fat dirty fuck's career.

I'm glad someone got the joke I was setting up.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get shit out of a toothbrush?

My favorite thing about 50 Shades is reading how many different actors ended up turning down the lead role. It's also basically the only thing I know about the books/movies.

You say that but she's also the reason that bookstores now have a separate 'teen paranormal romance' section. She is one of the most influential authors alive.

So you're on the same level as the devs then.

Not that I give a fuck about fortnite, but it sort of smacks of monopolistic collusion for both google and apple to give them the boot. When I still played a mobile game, I could buy currency through amazon, apple, or google, and whoever i bought through left the other two screwed even though I...

The TV renegotiation is right around the corner, I'm guess it will make Kittle's contract seem kinda conservative.

It was his turn.

David Ayres being part of it is great.

Let me rephrase. You don't need to do that test to check for rabies. Normally you just isolate an animal for 10 days. If they're being put down anyway then it probably doesn't matter.

You calling anyone else a clown is rich you fake little bitch.

You dont need to get into the brain to test for rabies. jesus christ

Holy shit they actually got it mostly right for once. Except as a member of the astros he should just be shot instead of suspended.

47 Ronin should have either been half an hour longer or half an hour shorter. 25/47 seems about right.

I feel like that championship ring says otherwise.

Well, praise from Jozu is basically the kiss of death so Luka should probably consider early retirement.

I hope everyone in the astros clubhouse was giving that faggot hitting coach a ton of shit after the game.

Yeah that's basically the first thing I think of any time I see cauliflower ear, that chick's ear fucking catastrophically exploded.

The cringey fake cauliflower ears should have been all the warning anyone needed to stay far far away.

So it's fine to kill all the other residents because the bureaucracy must march on.

innervate was such a problematic card that we had to nerf it, lets reprint it!

uh...she was? Her career came to a screeching halt after that interview. Even after her and Bay publicly buried the hatchet with her appearing in those awful TMNT movies she's practically untouchable.

Thrawn is also DEAD AS FUCK

From what I've seen the whole goddamn format is out of control.

Oh I love the movie, I've even watched the terrible sequels. It just fails as satire.

Do people shit on Dalton? It's not like the poor guy has ever had a team to work with.

The main thing I learned from Starship Troopers is that Veerhoven is just fucking terrible at satire.

You in the wrong thread.

Man, anyone else remember how the chiefs were down 24-0 5 minutes into the second quarter of the divisional round against Houston and went into halftime up 28-24? Good times.

https://www.escapistmagazine.com/v2/ghost-of-tsushima-zero-punctuation/

water vapor makes the explosion seem bigger than it actually is. That second video guy was REALLY close and not protected in a vehicle like the father/daughter were in the Texas fertilizer plant video. *edit* also I don't know how Lebanon is handling coronachan, but if business in the harbor...

I mean if you already own it there's no reason not to give their revamp a try, but nothing could get me to ever buy another Bioware game at this point.

He was wronged, severely, and the death toll from the Killdozer rampage was 0.

Then really we'd all be winners.

I called CPS.

There was one good Jake episode, where he fesses up to being a coward. Think it was somewhere in the middle of the series cause the Federation wasn't at war with the Klingons for very long.

Aladdin hundreds of times

Maybe that's why he was suspended, for his terrible aim.

This thread is more entertaining than the season has been so far, that's for sure.