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Cowgirls kicker misses an absolute chip shot rofl and two picks by Manning and Tannehill already haha

He failed a fucking drug test and the UFC moved the fight to California to get a friendlier athletic commission. The hate is completely justified.

Looks like he's uncomfortably won both rounds so far. and the cheater wins the fight. so now I'm hoping for the failed drug test.

Holy fucking shit the balls on JJ to come out to that song *edit* My dream result is for Gustafsson to win clean and JJ to fail an after-fight drug test.

Next up, Captain Eyepokey McRoiduser vs some scandinavian guy who almost beat him before he started failing drug tests

NO FUCKING WAY

Winner gets to retire, loser gets sent to the glue factory.

At least he had some offense, he came close with that armbar attempt. Penn has just looked like a chump. *edit* Also, wtf are they setting Cejudo up in a superfight when he beat DJ in a split decision that could have gone either way when he doesn't have any title defenses yet?

Mendes got hit in the eye and never seemed to fully recover from it, didn't see if it was a fingertip or a knuckle though. Didn't see Volk with his hands open very much so most likely a knuckle.

I don't really blame HW fighters for slow fights, even if I hate the slow fights.

and the guy who missed weight wins in dominant fashion

Actually I forgot about something in the boundless depths of my nerd rage. Osgiliath falls in TA 2475, so Talion resists the ring anywhere from a couple decades to a couple centuries, they go out and conquer Osgiliath, and then Sauron fucks off for about 500 years. By which I mean he and...

Jesus Christ, first time I've ever seen a high kick to the EYEBALL

It's also the first time BJ has ever been subbed, after moving back up to the weight class that he's been most successful at in his career. Dude is so far beyond washed up at this point.

BJ's record over his last 10 fights is 1-1-8, and that one win was a lucky shot against an over-the-hill Matt Hughes. His last meaningful UFC win was in 2009 when he successfully defended the LW belt against Diego Sanchez.

So the only way Talion's actions have any meaning is if he resists the power of the ring and keeps Sauron's forces bottled up in Mordor all the way up until shortly before the events of LotR start right? Except Minas Ithil falls in TA 2002 and Sauron isn't defeated until TA 3019. So what, this...

I'd say there's a good chance your mom has grounds to take the veterinary office to small claims court. There's absolutely no fucking way surgery had a 50% survival rate on a dog whose intestines had already ruptured into the body cavity.

DC just cheats to make weight by holding a towel.

Maybe a stupid question but have you tried OTC diarrhea meds now that the fever has broken? The stomach pain could very easily just be from all the constant stress over the last 36+ hours.

As an addendum to Big W's post, no more escorts. It's one thing to use them for fun/spicing up your life, but using them as a substitute for intimacy is really not all that different from doing lines of coke.

No but it says quite a lot about you that you felt the need to tell her off on Christmas instead of just not texting her/ignoring her. I realize we're expected to be nice because this is in the carebear subforum, but god damn it seems like the biggest problem with your life is the fact that it...

Drink lots of water, maybe even an electrolyte solution. Severe diarrhea like what you're describing dehydrates you like crazy.

What I asked was the fastest way to level.

People are fucking idiots/pussies when it comes to stopping pit bulls. If you don't carry a knife, start breaking its legs. Don't try to control the head, that's attacking it's strength. I mean yeah, easy for me to say those things sitting at my computer desk and not having to deal with...

So how do you grind xp in act 3? I assumed it was online conquests but despite having only done a couple I keep running into people with lvl 75+ warchiefs/overlords when Im only lvl 49 and it's just a complete waste of time to even try.

I thought Suh mostly cleaned up his act? I have to assume he'd have ended up with a lifetime ban from the league if he hadn't.

Inoperable cyst in his ear canal, the final straw was him falling down the stairs earlier this morning and bleeding profusely (relative to a cat) from his ear. I don't know how the animal mind processes vertigo but I've had vertigo attacks and I consider them to be among the worst experiences in...

Grimrock 2 and Pillars 2 are the only two games where you start on a beach and roughly fit some of the other criteria, so Morrow is probably just conflating details from memory. Grimrock 2 had super generic class names, whereas Pillars has a few unique ones. Pillars 2 is new enough that you'd...

If we put down a cat next Christmas season it will be a Holiday Hat Trick!

You could have just said woman.

I was sorta expecting some jealousy over me getting palom usb from the parade. Maybe I'll get some now that I've made a point of bringing it up.

Pillars 2 checks most of the boxes, but conflicts pretty heavily with 'a couple years ago'. I still sorta feel like this was an Abyss style joke that you just bailed out of when you saw it was falling flat.

nm i were wrong

Keenum is on fire. In a dumpster.

What a fucking idiot

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Oh and thought I'd bring this back up...Jon Jones should have lost his title to Sonnen at 159 to stoppage from that hideously broken toe, but the ref/doc pretended not to see it.

Color me skeptical, an extra half hour and change longer than any of the previous Avengers movies?

Shady business practices and palm greasing is a pretty damn simple answer though.