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Have you ever tried just flat out lying about your height and seeing what they say when they actually see you?

They're not as good with a lightsaber as they think.

Find out how she feels about kids.

She's a gorgeous amazonian geek. I don't care if she tries to murder me every now and then. In fact, maybe that would make it even better. I'm probably not helping by extolling the virtues of your temptation though.

If you need me to drive out there and throw myself on this grenade to save your marriage, I'll do it. Dying for a brother is a worthy death. I do sorta see why you're in such a tizzy though. Sounds like both your wife AND your study buddy are unicorns. Not many men encounter two in their...

The problem is BW was balanced the way she was. It's ok for a hero that does above average damage to have spirit issues. It's not ok for a mediocre to average hero to have spirit issues.

Amazons all the way bro.

In our defense, one of the very first things you said about your study buddy was how incredibly hot you thought she was.

Yeah it does seem like you're deep into 'emotional cheating' territory at this point.

Crate is a happier word.

It's not a black people thing, it's a poor people thing. I worked at a vet clinic that had free office hours a couple times a week and I saw plenty of pit bulls owned by white people.

Cad convinced me that this would be a terrible idea. Maybe a dude would be logical enough to work things out if his wife told him she had an infatuation, but I don't think your wife would handle this well at all. To be honest, you're being incredibly naive here.All marriages are easily...

Except they fail to defend against force pushes all the time, especially considering Obi-Wan was desperately clinging to some little outcropping trying to avoid falling into a bottomless pit.

Well that's just not a reasonable fear. I think the US averages 5 rabies diagnoses a year?

Dude, when you get finished off by being helplessly held in someones arms begging for mercy before he dumps you in a furnace, you went out like a bitch.

I went full autism mode on the single player for a couple months before the RR leagues started. It's a lot easier to overlook the flaws the game has when you're just stomping the terrible AI for lulz. When you're actually playing against real people in a league, things that seem trivial actually...

Animal control is just an extension of the police department. In my hometown they even have the exact same number. He says he's already called the cops half a dozen times and nothing. The humane society has absolutely no authority, and while in some cases they may have enough influence with the...

^^ This. Dana will shit talk the NSAC and Nick will almost certainly never fight again.

Yeah we're the ones trying to start a fight with a dude who has been a constant troll for almost a decade. Somehow I don't think you'd say the same thing if it was Araysar saying the same thing. But that's fine, this thread really needed a dissenting opinion whose answer will always be 'you...

Just throw poisoned food over the fence at night. Don't need to hire anyone. Don't throw it from your own yard if possible even though it probably wouldn't matter.

The only gullible moron around here is the person who thinks that article wasn't indistinguishable from sincere expressions of the parodied views.

Are you new around here?

I mean...it's not like a basenji wetwork squad is dispatched to complete contracts on lions. They assist humans with lion hunts.

Yeah the dude with a years long legacy of relentless trolling parachutes into the thread talking about how he has cheated on every single girl he has ever had and feels no guilt, wants children despite clearly having no interest in a family, then as a followup encourages another dude to cheat on...

My cat sleeps on my legs most nights. My schedule is pretty open at that time.

An interesting fiction, but not a very compelling one. Try harder.

I don't think this thread is the place for you Keg. Perhaps someone of your philosophical leanings would be more comfortable in a recently bumped thread in screenshots.

Here you go Keg.

If nothing else pretend you're both in your 70s and put jigsaw puzzles together.

Yeah but you're supposed to get a booster every 10 years right? Think I was 24 when that cat bit me so I'll be at the 10 year mark in April.

Lockjaw is the original name for Tetanus. Also

I'm pretty sure there is only one Tampa fan on the entire forum, and picking on him seems kind of pathetic. Which seems about right for a Dallas fan.

Isn't Lendarios from Central America originally, or was that someone else? If you'd ever seen someone die of Tetanus you'd be terrified of it too. I've just read about it in books and it sends chills down my spine. But yeah if you've lived in the US your whole life I can't imagine you've ever...