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If I've had anything with more than a little bit of olive oil in it, I'm a master of evil dooku.

I'm not hung up on anything, I acknowledged that it doubles as a shitty silence, it's the same cost as Arcane Golem, and you must not play any aggro or you'd know the extra mana crystal very rarely bites you in the ass.

Yeah because if you were having the exact same conversation with Dooku, it wouldn't make any sense to say "Only a master of evil, Count"

Actually I think most of my fastest Firebase Giant platinum farms came when I was playing the volus engineer. You just stand at the farming spot a little ways behind your Juggernaut keeping recon mine active for the +25% damage and 30% slow and spam proximity mine for an additional 20% damage...

You don't replace scientists unless you cut secrets altogether. But yes, a full on face-mage aggro deck might run boar because they're more likely to have disposable creatures to use for it. I believe I already said that. Except I'm not really convinced the fact that it doubles as a really...

You don't run sheep in aggro decks and control decks would rather have something they can clear with acolyte or a ping.

Except they gave it to a class that already has frostbolt and fireball, neither of which require a creature in play and both of which ignore taunt and work as removal without leaving a 4/2 body behind. I didn't ignore the value of anything.

I think you guys are overestimating it. It's 4 damage for 3 mana that requires you to sacrifice a creature in play and doesn't ignore taunt. Maybe it would have a place in a full on aggro mage list, but tempo mage doesn't really run disposable creatures. Even shit that's supposed to die, like...

Maybe you should talk to a divorce lawyer instead of just assuming everything would go wrong for you in a divorce.

Maybe, except you can't poly-ping a boar. You're also generally safe leaving a sheep up, a 4/2 not so much.

Eh, one good highlight reel knockout will get someone going for MMA until they find out how few fights end that way.

Yes, if you don't have any 40s to reroll, I think you reroll a 50. There are 15 40g quests and 21 quests worth 50g or more.

I mean, you don't need a full movie to show someone's origin. Cap 1 is one of the worst MCU movies, if not the worst. Just open the movie with Dr Strange doing some crazy magic shit. Do a brief flashback to his car accident or whatever the fuck, then later do a brief flashback to him meeting the...

I think if you factor in the ability to reroll quests and store up to three, the average actually goes up with the addition of the 10 new quests but god help me the actual math is beyond me. Navigating on feels.

Assuming I'm not retarded, and counting the 'spectate for a pack' as 100g, the old average gold per quest (not counting the ability to store up to 3 quests and reroll) was 51.5 gold. The new average, adding in the 9 new 50g quests and the win 5 brawls for 60g, is 51.4 gold. That one tenth of...

Clearly I meant that the warrior is running two piloted shredders, gets wrathguard from both of them, then you play malygos and arcane blast each one.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERP

Do you get sentenced near to where you committed the crime in federal cases, or just wherever the fuck the judge wants to send you?

Because lance requires a frost bolt to activate, so with malygos you're looking at a 12 mana turn, which means you need the thaurissan discount on two of your cards, and you're doing 17 damage + leaving them frozen. Malygos + double arcane blast only requires one card to be discounted, and deals...

Well keep your mouth shut because Gaz likes to coddle their retards by turning the forums into a safe space. And the retards love to spam report posts they don't like. If you notice there were tons of jailed people from the pro-gate side and not a single jailed person from the crybaby faggot side.

I liked Age of Ultron more. Avengers was the first 'ermagerd all the heroes at once' movie, so it was big, new, and larger than life, which Age of Ultron had no real chance of recreating despite the much better action scenes. Personally I think Avengers is overrated, although still a fantastic...

Already done, maybe even in this thread.

So one last look over the cards now that they're all out and I've gotten to play with a few of them. Will mostly stick to cards I haven't commented on, so I'm not gonna repeat my opinion about stuff like Frost Giant or Nexus Champion. Argent Horserider: Any deck running Wolfriders is going to...

I got my 10 day suspension from fenixion being a power tripping loser in the original trial thread

No, it's just a shitty deck and you've gotten lucky.

Not a single part of that was rational, so unless you were intentionally trying to be funny, try again. Unless you think it's none of my business, in which case just say so.

Very low since I think the mage only has one frost giant.

Holy bat cave Batman!

Then divorce really is your only option isn't it? I mean seriously, give me 3 solid, rational reasons why you want to stay in this marriage. P.S. Love isn't a rational reason.

I can understand Ben not wanting to be a rock monster, but Sue wanting to be cured is pretty weird. I also think the movie would have been less of a trainwreck if they just let Trank see it through. It still would have been awful, but maybe it would have at least been as good as the 2005 one.

I understand lying to your wife, but how could you lie to your soulmate like that?

Maybe you could try to defend your deck concept instead of crying when someone criticizes it? I believe I told Fawe his Lock and Load/Ram Wrangler idea was bad, and instead of throwing a temper tantrum, he came back with a decklist that I agreed was worth playtesting. Although after actually...

You can stop making the same post over and over Utnayan, we get it.

How is that better than freeze mage, echo, or ErA's control mage? Maiden of the Lake is garbage unless you combo it with something and Kodo Warcaller is mediocre. So you've used a 4 card 2 turn combo to flood the board with creatures. Freeze Mage would be using their combo to win the game...

The only joust that really matters is warhorse. King's Elekk may thin your deck but it's also stuffing another card into your hand that you can't play for several turns. The taunt bro just gets his shield pinged away or polymorphed. Or gets killed by shadow word death, which happened to me once...

Got two mage games in a row, first one opponent conceded on turn 7 because I already had lethal while still keeping his board clear every turn, second one opponent conceded on turn 4 because I already had a dominant board presence and she failed a critical joust. The mage deck is a reasonably...