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Yep, which is why it pisses me off when asshats run all the way down the stairs to summon us lowbies in a fight we cannot possibly help with. The first time she destroyed me I started thinking that if she was the next boss that I was going to need to do some serious farming.

I am SL 31 and have been summoned for Vordt many more times than the Dancer.

Yep. I separated the first time. Watched them die all the others. Horrible waste of time yet oddly gratifying for the soul.

I use the dog boss bonfire as an easy way to reignite after death. Combine that with the guaranteed ember and it is an easy place to jump instead of wasting am ember. That being said. Fuck every single person that grabs three low level summons and the points to the Dancer as the reason for...

Go wave at him?

Cell Key is down the two ladders from the crazy snake guy and into the building past the Lothric Knight. The main floor has three deprived and a dog. Watch he kindled deprived with the glaive; he walks down a staircase. At the bottom of the staircase is another dog and the key.

I am one of those nerds. I don't ever buy games until they are $20 or less so I played every FROM game more than a year after it was released and haven't PvP'd or co-oped much as a result. Wife got me this for my birthday (today!) and now I get to be part of the thread from the beginning!

I think someone else said this above, but you have a chance to get a refill from any enemy with the glowing ember inside them. When they die they will give you souls and sometimes an single estus refill.

This is astounding to me. I don't care if he was 16 or 60. He. KILLED. Four. People. He should have been in juvenile detention until 18 and then real prison for 6 more years (at least). 2 years per life taken and that is the absolute minimum. Even now, after breaking probation and FLEEING THE...

In ATM news, Sumlin choose Trevor Knight as their starting QB. You might remember him as the incumbent QB for OU that Baker Mayfield beat out for the starting job last spring. He came in for the second half of the TCU game after Mayfield got concussed and proceeded to fuck up enough to almost...

Yea, Oleg is going to find out that his father betrayed him when he said that he would "help" Nina and then all bets are off. I love this show.

I just finished Bazaar of Bad Dreams and enjoyed it immensely. I still think that SK excels at short stories because he ends most of them far better than his novels. He is also more willing to take risks on crazy ideas if they since they are so short. The only story that I had read somewhere...

Real talk from an OG Team Fortress game chat log. I will never forget it. HPW: YOU ARE ALL PING LPB: You're right, my ping aims and shoots for me. HPW: WHATEVER MAN, YOU ARE ALL PING For you new assholes, HPW stood for high ping wussy.

Don't give him any ideas!

I'll stick with my moral victory; the best kind of victory.

So it is a moral victory. The worst kind of victory. I am sad. Patreon fund it is. Look for the link soon.

Wait, I saw the utter embarrassment that was my team get trucked by Nova and assumed that I lost the group as well as all pride in OU basketball. What do I get for winning? Do you all owe me $100 each? Should I set up a Patreon? Do I need to ask Amod to change my description to 2016 NCAA...

Is it a crime here to admit that I want to keep Russell Westbrook on the Thunder more than I want to keep Durant? Obviously, I want them both to stay; however, if I was forced to choose one it would definitely be Westbrook.

BOOOOOOOOM (er) If we have to play Kansas a third time I will vomit.

I must fucking suck at all souls games because even after beating BB I was getting wrecked in DS2 when I tried not using a shield.

Yea, all my guy friends told me that the first few months were boring because they didn't really do anything; but I took all 3 months of my Parental leave and then another of PTO because they were twins and my wife would need the help. The bond I created with them in those few months is...

That is lame as shit. I like my warm spring roll.

I would laugh at all of you that had Sparty going all the way, but I picked my alma mater to win it all. I bet they don't get out of the second round.

I took the no gods option and then said something to the girl at the second shrine that changed my flask. Love playing this blind because there hasn't been enough time for the wiki to have all the information on choice concequences.

Mother Fuck Baylor They are perennial underachievers. Maybe they should get Kim M-R to coach the men's team? Stop being jealous that Mizzou never accomplished shit in the Big XII. I'm sure you get a big kick out of always having to root for other conference members to beat real teams for you.

Snakes NO. Spiders HELL NO.

It is definitely a "gets better on the second read" kind of book just because of how weird the whole assassination plotline and confusion surrounding if the world would go back to the way it was. Once you have closure and you can see it as part of the bigger picture it is not as painful as that...

Yep, Ravenloft book series was so good because all of the stories had the running theme of time-travel moments where they could have stopped their own future but, tragically, chose not to.

I picked them to lose in the Elite 8; which means they will either lose in round 2 or win it all. Fucking Kansas.