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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    Wow look at all those positive reviews. A lot of them even sight a lack of an in depth story as a positive! It's almost like people buy a doom game to play doom instead of uncharted.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    You're like the guy that goes to a godzilla movie and then complains about the lack of a human romance story. Nobody likes that guy.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    Stellaris

    Khorum I expect better from you than to allow space Muslim rapefugees to take you over from the inside like that.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    I think Ut might be the only person on earth to actually take time to complain about not enough story or character development in a fucking doom game.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Are you insinuating that it's not a coincidence that mist consistently ends up in situations that are awful but are simultaneously not her fault and there's literally no way to rectify it and she has to just continue being miserable? Surely mist is accurately describing this situation.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Well the fact that you desperately need therapy makes it less ridiculous.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Maybe try not being an over dramatic attention seeking dipshit and just give your two weeks notice and quit like a normal responsible adult would. That would be epic.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Clearly your white privilege speaking here as you've never had to experience the existential crisis that PoC do when confronted with selecting an emoji.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Is It Okay to Use White Emoji? - The Atlantic Social Justice, tackling important issues.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    You're supposed to put the game disc into your console, not your anus.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Stellaris

    I wouldn't trust any major publication's review of a grand strategy game. They almost certainly didn't play it enough to give a well informed opinion.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Harvard women rally against single-gender policy - The Boston Globe SJWs protest male only clubs. Harvard says no more single gender clubs. SJWs protest for female safe spaces. It's almost like they're not actually interested in equality at all.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Picasso doesn't have to have correct grammar. He's an abstract cubist.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Obviously you threaten to sue them for being sexist shitlords. If that fails, threaten suicide.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Routers & Other Networking Stuff

    Have you considered calling your ISP and threatening suicide until they fix it?
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    J49: An Erotic Life

    What kind of degenerate brings an open top drink into a public bathroom
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    lol holy shit man. Get a fucking grip.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Yeah right. Thor will have the only positively reviewed performance of this movie thanks to the cisheteropatriarchy. McCarthy will be thrown in person for daring to be a woman in public.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    I knew this was gamergate's fault somehow!
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Your guilty pleasure movies

    Every mummy movie starring Brendan Fraser
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    At least get him to go to Quaker steak bro. come on
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    They randomly assign you a race/dick size when you first start the game and you can't change it. Sounds like they've got it together.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Shit is photoshopped dawg. And of course they fart in the suit. Who is going to take off a full body suit just to let one rip?
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Any time comcast does not something that isn't directly aimed at fucking their customers raw it just makes me more nervous for what they are planning in the future. Although this might be the first time they've done something not directly aimed at fucking their customers...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    lol I love that the two dorms that Mizzou had to close recently due to drop in enrollment were named "Respect" and "Excellence". You can't write it better.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Racist Cartoons In College Newspaper Spark Outrage Among Students All this because of this cartoon.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I wonder if it would be "racist" if Obama starting rounding up and executing white people or if he'd just be being an asshole. After all, his race does deny him power and privilege.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Rocket League - PS4/PC

    Ball definitely bounces differently. It acts heavier in general it seems to me. Also seems like handling is less responsive like turns/power slides have a wider radius but maybe I'm crazy.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    Rocket League - PS4/PC

    Hoops mode is dope. Lots of opportunity for awesome aerial shit. Might like it better than standard.
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    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Hugo Boss should design all military uniforms. Nazis knew how to fucking dress man.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That last sentence is entirely a figment of the authors imagination. The only time anyone uses the phrase "ethnic food" is to generally refer to all non-American cuisine. "Hey honey do think we should have ethnic food tonight or just get some italian?" Is a sentence literally nobody has said...
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I hope it goes to the Supreme Court. Goodell is such a shitheel.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Rocket League - PS4/PC

    Got sucked in by the free weekend, ending up buying it last night. Aerials are hard.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    Removing Itunes and Amazon DRM

    Bro you don't own those. It's just a long term rental. Welcome to the future
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Nobody is hoping is hard as me that Brad succeeds. I can imagine now. Brad drops Pantheon to rave reviews, it truly is EQ for the modern Era, the best MMO in a decade. People fall to their knees in his presence, prostrate themselves before the prophesied returned king of online gaming. Pilgrims...
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Truly disgusting. Lurkingcuck, inventor of feminism, drinker of white male tears.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    One more rapist shitlord off campus. Take that patriarchy.