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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I think quite a few women have that whole manipulation through sex appeal thing nailed down pretty fucking hard.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    I'll bet she doesn't even smell like roast pork. Would not bang.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    As expected. Can't even answer a simple question. Refuses to take a stance because he's said such stupid horseshit that committing either way reveals him to be the retard he is.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    And to think I used to get infracted for not taking the grown up forum seriously. Fucking faggots.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    My scroll wheel is getting a work out today
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Gender and Race Equality

    Can't even read a sticky. Send this shit to the shaw Amod.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)

    I wish I could get over how fucking stupid the turtles look but I don't think I can. I really hate how they look. Bebop, rocksteady, and krang all look great but...those turtles man
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Confirmed legit chips here
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Focus on the positive bro. They can't shaw you for talking about how awesome being white is but the moment you start bringing dindus into it they start chimping out.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Why not? Are you afraid his violent animal instincts would take over and he would attack you? Fuck you're so racist.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Please don't quote me you virulent racist
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    EQ Never

    Lol I didn't even realize landmark hadn't officially launched yet. It's just pathetic at this point.
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    One year anniversary today. Haven't fucked it up yet and she hasn't turned into a cunt yet. Seems alright.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    No Man's Sky

    What a masturbatory article. At this point I'm pretty convinced this game is just basically a tech demo. Every time I read someone going on about how "OMG SO HUGE" the game is it just reinforces how little else it has to offer
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    Pets

    Some people just can't handle emotional decisions. My dad's dog had some issue with its spine, vet told him he could take him to a specialist in another state for surgery and rehab and end up paying around 15k, otherwise he probably had 3-6 months to live. Dad said fuck that and just took the...
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Beta comes out fall 2014 so you'll be playing it soon bro
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Tanoomba lied about whether or not Anita was talking about hitman.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Problem with every mmorpg

    I definitely felt like a hero taking 15 minutes to kill a moss snake on my first EQ character as we both just stood there missing each other. I think you've nailed it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I and everyone else that attended had a great time at my wedding. Wasn't too terribly expensive though and most of it was covered by mine and my wife's parents. Plus now I have a story to tell for the rest of my life about how I almost got a DUI the night before the wedding pulled over literally...
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    The only thing I remember about doom 3 is people complaining about how it wasn't a doom game. Now we have people complaining that doom 4 isn't enough like doom 3.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    It's time to come clean.

    Are you Jay Cutler IRL?
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Diversity is just code for less white men. That's literally all it means anymore. That board meeting couldn't be any more diverse.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If your wife ever asks you this then the marriage is probably already over. She likely would already have a guy in mind and in all likelihood is going to be fucking him regardless of what you say.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Should probably just divorce him now. You'll never be able to respect him again after making eye contact with him as he pathetically masturbates in the corner while watching some other dude take you to pound town.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    The Free Will Thread

    Of course free will exists. What's all this arguing about? Look it's right here.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Torrents

    PM me your email
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I wish I was bro. I didn't even hear about it until like 3 days ago. Kinda pissed tbh.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Liars and victims.

    Poor Titan didn't realize his seemingly innocent thread was a siren's call to tanoomba and it was destined for the rickshaw from the start.
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    DOOM

    "if literally every part of the game were changed except for shooting things it would be just like borderlands." - Jait 2016 Not everything needs to be new or innovative. Sometimes it's OK just to make things to be fun.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Everything in this post rustled me. Good job.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    Not gonna lie, I giggled.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here, I'm a swell guy; you're a lying sack of shit! And everybody knows it.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    Doom currently has a higher rating than uncharted 4. Ut status: anally devastated.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    J49: An Erotic Life

    J72 have you thought about asking wolf to prep your wife's butthole for you?
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    DOOM

    Metacritic user score is about to break 8. Fucking shill reviews amirite Ut?
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Stellaris

    Sounds like bleeding heart liberal bullshit to me. Build space wall khorum. They have to go back.