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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    No Man's Sky

    Accurately describes 90%+ of video game journalists.
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    Men's Fashion

    This counts as formal wear if you are still in American waters.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Hey Lumie, you ever notice how when you or someone you know gets a new car, it seems like you start seeing that car fucking everywhere? Like just last month, I drove a rental nissan altima. Ever since then, I see altimas fucking everywhere. I'm talking 2-3 altimas a day every damn day. That's...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Nope this can't be real. Finally convinced me you're trolling bro. I was willing to accept everything before this but this is too much. I wouldn't have believed that some dude would pretend to be a chick for years and years on an internet forum for absolutely no personal gain either but that...
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Anita encouraged me to use critical thinking to come to the conclusion that she is a profiteering con artist. Thanks Anita!
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    "the feminist pop-critic whose only goal is to encourage critical thought" lol
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Well the problem is that you have to do the calculations about a million different ways, turning random figures upside down to find any possible secret meanings.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Disagree. At the very least, a few publications have docked points off a game's review score for being 'problematic'. A lower review score can directly effect peoples' jobs/income. Not saying it has yet, but depending on a devs contract, it very conceivably could. For example, Obsidian missing...
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    10/11/60 is the birthdate of the lizard jew antichrist.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    If I turn 9/11/01 upside down then it becomes 10/11/6. This obviously refers to the REAL DATE of Jesus Christ's death after the false flag BY THE JEWS on 1/1/1.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    None of those clocks display the time 9:11. If Zemeckis was trying to warn people, he's pretty shitty about it. "If these assholes can't figure out that clocks reading 9:58, 1:16, and 1:19 mean that the twin towers are going to be blown up on 9/11/01 then fuck 'em! They can burn for all I care!"...
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Stay together for the kid and start banging other women. Everybody wins!
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Reminder that Lumie accurately predicted the apocalypse of 2012. I am of course referring to the FoH apocalypse, which happened in December 2012 AS PREDICTED SHITLORDS.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Gotta be either SMW or RPG. SMW was the first game I ever actually owned as a kid so that probably influences it a lot. I did put a fuckload of hours into Super Mario Land 2 though. Great game, don't think I ever actually beat it though. I don't know if you wanted to talk spinoffs or just the...
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Guys, I'm sure it's fine. I'll bet that unemployed, married man is pulling all kinds of hot young poon...lol My favorite part is how he had to drink "oceans of red wine" to become okay with this situation. "As long as I sink into the depths of an alcoholic depression, everything is fine! I...
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Is it the cheese? No it's the pizza. Could be hitman? Or maybe it's the perverse pleasure that I derive from desecrating the unsuspecting bodies of virtual female characters. It's a rush streaming from a carefully concocted mix of sexual arousal, connected to the act of controlling and punishing...
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    Fallout has never really been a "survival" game despite it's setting. It's just an RPG with an apocalyptic backdrop. If you want a pure survival experience you're better off looking elsewhere. Or just play DUST.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    "I still maintain that I'm not arguing about Sarkeesian at all" Just like she wasn't talking about hitman at all! She was talking about cheese pizza! I finally get it!
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    Just as an example, I highly doubt we will get anything like this on a shitty dialogue wheel and shit like this is what makes Fallout great.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    Gameplay wise, It looks pretty fucking great so far. Gotta say though, I really don't like the dialogue wheel with voiced protagonist. Half the fun I have with FO games is RPing and if every interaction boils down to a wheel with 'good', 'evil', 'neutral', 'ask for info' responses it's going to...
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    https://www.reddit.com/r/fo4/comment..._of_bethesdas/ T.R.I.G.G.E.R.E.D.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I enjoy watching Tan come up with "reasonable" explanations for discrepancies or errors and then treat those things he made up as facts in later posts. Giving Anita the benefit of the doubt at every opportunity is the only "reasonable" thing you can do!
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    That has to be a joke. It just boggles my mind how aggressively antagonistic they are to the consumer.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    You wouldn't know since you'd just be permanently, patiently waiting for them to deliver.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    "Posting project updates? Check. Sharing the story? Check. Good faith effort? Check. Transparency? Check. Patient and understanding backers? Check." You must be very easily scammed. At least if it's a women doing it.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Sometimes you look at a drawer and you know you shouldn't put your dick in it. If you do, you absolutely know you should not slam that drawer closed on your dick. But you look at that drawer and you cannot help but do it. You are meant to do it. And you derive a perverse pleasure from it...
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Believing something is harmful and saying someone is designing a product so that the users of that product are "meant to" and "cannot help but" engage in that harmful behavior is absolutely an accusation of malicious intent. I can already see I'm about to be dragged into an argument about the...
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    You can do it. Don't let your dreams be dreams bro.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Clearly trolling for responses at this point. She has made it crystal fucking clear that she thinks these things are bad and harmful to society.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Anita is the one suggesting that it's malicious intent, not me. Anita is the one making a judgement. I can see what you're doing and it's not clever.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Yeah I'm the one trolling. Definitely not the guy asking me to answer a question that was already spelled out in a post he quoted and responded to.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Open link. Entire post is in caps. Close link.