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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    This is the worst case of retard I've seen since Column's last stay. Clearly there's no cure. We'll have to put you down son.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    Mr. Dumb, please step into my office. My staff and I are here to help.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    I find it hard to believe that any kind of expansion they could slap on the ass of EQ at this point in it's life could ever attract as many people as a new progression server.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'll make you an assistant junior developer.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Soy, for how many dollars would you kickstart the game I described?
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Flex every time I see your avatar I want to play EQ. Stop it.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    This is due to their inability to fight back. Because they're all dead. lol rangers
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

  9. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Xeldar I accept payment in the form of negging Soy so that I may finally have more nets than him.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Nope. Never played BF2.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I just want an MMO with big ugly races, full loot FFA PvP, no soloable content(including tradeskills. That's right, GROUP TRADESKILLS), corpse runs, no instances, no auction house, no group finders, and week long camps. Is that too much to ask? BILLIONS WOULD PLAY THIS GAME.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Voting is for suckers. Not voting is an equally valid expression of your voice as voting is.
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Project 1999 - Making Norrath Great Again

    I really hate boxing. It ruins community and I don't find it fun in anyway. It's just a hassle. I'd way rather just control one character.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I wish Brad had gotten 72m. I can only imagine the results would have been some of the best entertainment money can buy.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    EQ Never

    Luke-lin
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    I hate F2P/cash shops. The problem is, if you're making a game, there's literally no reason not to do it unless you just hate money.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    EQ Never

    I always said tune-are.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    College Basketball 2014-2015

    Basketball is 90% half luck bro
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    College Basketball 2014-2015

    Tough stretch recently but taking down Kansas is sweet. Seems like we have the ability to beat or lose embarrassingly to anyone. Should be fun once we get in the tourney.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    I would eat the o'taco
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    These last few posts have made me as mad as I've ever been.
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    EQ Never

    This isn't an EQ game anyways. I have no desire to play what I've seen so far but I would love to see a new EQ game so this shit pile not coming out seems like the best option.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    EQ Never

    I've yet to see any evidence that they've begun any sort of meaningful development on storybricks or how it's going to be implemented. Either this game isn't coming out for another 5 years, storybricks is going to be wildly different than described, or its just not going to be made at all. I'm...
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Starting a public access television talk show

    I am available for the reasonable price of free booze.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    Starting a public access television talk show

    There should be a segment where you have a set of questions, like the same questions and you ask every guest these questions. Chief among them would be "Creed or Nickelback?".
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Starting a public access television talk show

    You should all be dressed like wrestlers.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    Regime stop trying to convince me to reinstall. I really don't want to spend all day downloading mods.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    So my daughter comes home from school crying. Send in the big brother?

    Aren't you a black dude? I assume your daughter is black as well? Are these 5th graders white? If so, just accuse them of being racist and they'll probably be expelled immediately. Then call Al Sharpton and sue the school district for lack of action.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    Oh yeah haha. Wish I still had that save. Equipable cig definitely the most essential mod.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    Bro I don't even remember what I posted.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    Fallout 4

    Fallout: East St. Louis, Illinois. They could set it in present day and it would be the most desolate fallout yet.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Tyen & Trex's baby <3 <3 <3

    What boobs
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Hitman - agent 47....reboot with the same bullshit from the previous one

    They didn't even take the time to shave his head properly.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    I really hope this is true and EQN is scrapped. "Just a name change" lol
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    Raven's Cry - Gamespot review "Rampant racism, sexism, and homophobia"

    "male 'c' word"? Looks like this guy had his male 'b' words removed.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Marvel Universe stuff

    You can build his character without retelling a story that literally everybody already knows. It's completely unnecessary. They can introduce him by smash cutting to him swinging through New York, chasing some assholes and then beating the shit out of them while throwing some quips around and...
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    Marvel Universe stuff

    Random SHIELD agent: "Hey you heard about this spiderboy out in new york?" Fury: "Yeah let's get him" Done.
  38. Mario Speedwagon

    Marvel Universe stuff

    Who the fuck doesn't know Spiderman's origin at this point? How many people that will actually go to a Spiderman movie will end up saying "Whoa who the fuck is this spiderguy and where did he get those powers?!?" if there is no origin story? It's a complete waste of screen time.