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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Bro I'm a pro at getting ganked by ragebringer twinks. Lot of experience there.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Noodle bro, once me, ismar, and chan figure out how not to get our shit pushed in by the oracle we'll get you a fly ass robe to wear.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Bro you better be planning on MQing that AC ring for my jboots. Wizard needs that shit.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    OOT. Fucking gargoyles and skeletons everywhere.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    He probably actually likes it. Grimm just gets cranky when people like things or they become memes. Bet that sriracha quesarito causes some wicked taco bell shits eh Grimm?
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Pro tip: Never leave sister isle. A lesson learned the hard way.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Anyone need a longsword bro here has the hook up.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    SimCity

    EA produces a shit SimCity that no one wants to play and then fires everyone. Great. I guess the SC2000 is the best we'll ever get.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    First World Problems

    Madden 08? That sounds like a third world problem bro.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    You disappoint me bro. Lazy ass bard. DoTs only check for instrument when cast. If you have a lute equipped when you cast it, every tick will do full damage regardless of what you have equipped afterwards.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Don't be a scrub bro. Switch instruments and land both those dots for full damage. None of this horn only bullshit.
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I will admit that my jimmies get a little rustled whenever I play a game where piercing weapons are just as effective against skeletons as blunt weapons.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    Once again, Brad McQuaid is our only hope. The accumulated filth of all our instances and color coded loot will foam up about our waists and we'll look up and shout "Save us!" and he'll look down and whisper, "This is gonna rock!".
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Bisi AMA!

    Bisi: Please indicate which type of shit you lord over. Type 4 I'm assuming.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    Bisi AMA!

    Bisi: Would you describe yourself as a shitlord or a pissbaby?
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Bisi AMA!

    Bisi: Do you like me? Will you be my f-f-f-friend?
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    Great. Now I have to jerk off.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    College Basketball 2014-2015

    Fucking horseshit reffing in OT. Should have won this one.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    College Basketball 2014-2015

    Fuck me.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Probably a good idea bro. Definitely would have stripped you
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    You'll pay. Listen to what I say.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    I can't wait to root you when you have a couple spectres on your ass.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Color coding gear is literally the worst thing that's ever happened to MMOs.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    The bonds of bro-hood have been broken. Ismaris is a traitor to the cause. Accident my balls.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    the economics of suffering in boston

    Let's talk. Step into my office. It's a safe space without judgement. Rerolled
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Nah SK's don't get any AEs for a while. Definitely not at 9.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Troll SK bro. Be our bodyguard. p.s. Innothule rocks
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    Crowfall

    but why
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Wouldn't an old as fuck brain still deteriorate and die even attached to a young healthy body? What's the point of being buff if you're already deep into senility?
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Tank bro. DYEL?
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Bro give us your login info so we have a crack bot for our rerolled death squad. Promise not to strip you.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    I can't wait until you level into my range bro. Going to root the fuck out of you. This is gonna rock!
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    Shit I didn't even know you could be a mob that high level. I was a snake or decaying skelly or orc pawn every time. If you spawned as a skelly with a weapon you could run trains on newbs.
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    Project M was the best. Especially since half the newbs you attacked as a snake or an orc pawn had no idea what was going on. Jumping around and shit so other players knew you were a person and then running around as a snake murder squad.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

    Put that shit on stream bro. I want to watch your bard skillz.
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    DO YOU EVEn RAW DENIM brah?

    "I'm a huge tool" being that story.
  38. Mario Speedwagon

    The NSA watches you poop.

  39. Mario Speedwagon

    Red99

  40. Mario Speedwagon

    thanks Obama