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You guys should hire Rich Rod.

Football is pretty gay. I never liked it.

I will never understand how every single faggot on earth talks about how "I like these starburst colors but those ones are gross". They barely taste different and they're all good but somehow I've never met another person who just eats all the flavors.

Looks like the teams spirit was completely crushed by the tcu game. Not even trying again Texas.

Started reading the original TMNT again recently. Hadn't read it since I was a kid and forgot how awesome it was. Leonardo puts his sword through shredders chest and hands it to him telling him to commit seppuku to maintain his honor. And that's only in the first issue!

Oh good another weeping British pussy.

Why in the fuck would they not spell it dewritos? Whoever did that needs to be fired.

Fuckin database

Maybe she fell on it.

Jesus Christ between John Oliver, Itzena, and Maul I'm starting to think that all Brits are giant weeping liberal pussies.

People like this faggot.

What didn't work out? This is a great case study that will aid my future efforts to rehabilitate retards.

Who gave this patient a pen? He's writing all over his padded walls.

This is Michael Jordan levels of retardation right here.

You poor boy. I'm afraid this case of retardation is terminal.

You're the only retard currently in need of rehabilitation. The thread is supposed to be about you at the moment. You haven't stolen anything. I'm here to offer counseling, of course I'm the one asking you questions. The delusions have reached unmanageable levels. I'll have to recommend an...

Yeah it doesn't make any sense to me. I sent about 10 help tickets in about but they never responded.

I seriously regret dropping the browns D last night. This is somehow your fault Grim.

Life long browns fan checking in. Welcome to the golden age boys!

Are the browns going to have a winning season? Someone hold me. I'm scared.

Excellent analysis. I may have to appoint you as my retard squire. How good are you at wrangling restless retards?

Richie Incognito did nothing wrong. Just fun guy who was betrayed by a man he thought was his friend but turned out to be a faggot.

So column, did your father abandon you or did he just touch your penis?

Yeah, "football" game. Hooray I guess.

Rehabbing retards is a thankless job but somebody has to do it.

If the warden will grant your pardon the least I can do is deputize you. Continue.

That seems most unusual....

Column, you appear desperate for attention. Was your father not around during your childhood? Let's get the root of your issues.

This is excellent progress. After reading this and studying Column's case, it seems clear to me that your case is one of a good man driven to near insanity when faced with the tidal wave of retardation that is a Column post. I shall send my recommendation of a commuted sentence to the board...

I will speak with the patient. If he refuses to post here though I'm afraid I must advise the full sentence be carried out.

What about breakfast pizza for dinner?

Thank you good Amod. Let the healing begin.

I am now providing counseling for our local retard population. If you would like to have your sentence commuted or feel you need an extended stay, this is the place to request such. If you want to talk about your retarded feelings, I am here to help. This is a safe place.

Would you say that the thread is at Michael Jordan levels of comedy?

That's more like Wayne Gretzky or Hank Aaron levels.

Yeah but that can't be Michael Jordan levels because that was before Jordan. So technically gronk is still the only MJ of tight ends.

Do I get new email address? I use Thunderbird so it seems pointless to get this.

Why doesn't Brad just open an EQEmu server? Seems like it would be a lot more successful and more fun. Well maybe not more fun. This is pretty fun.

Don't interrupt him. He's posting on Jordan levels right now.

If Gronk is on Jordan levels for the last 2 games than Ben Burger is basically god himself in a football uniform.