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I love buying dumb shit. My rule is: Make sure your bills and savings/retirement are covered, then buy dumb shit.

Whatup, homies. My girlfriend is about 8 weeks along as of today. Time to sell the Z. :(

So I'm on about week 3 now of getting permits for the kitchen job. I have a new appreciation for project managers/general contractors. I have electrician and plumber lined up. Bamboo flooring is stacked and acclimating in my dining room, cabinets from Ikea are delivering tomorrow(I have no clue...

This would be a deal breaker for me. Assuming you actually plan to stay married, what are you going to do when you're ready to retire and you're the only one with the funds to do so? I need someone who is on my level with that shit.

I enjoyed that story. Tyen sounds like a total beta in that story, though.

trex is going to be mad that you didn't read the post.

To preserve the sanctity of a_skeleton_03's marriage, you can send the titty pics to me.

@Amod, how is this not shaw'd yet? I see no preggo titties.

First pic looks like a shoop. I'm seeing some pixels and a black dude.

Reported for future crimes.

The fuck is this?!

The place is ground zero for Zika. Nobody wants some shrunken head baby who can swim a quick 100 meter.

This has and will always happen. No matter how much sex I'm getting, I still need to sometimes watch some porn and rub one out.

Like I told my last wife, I said "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

The states are saying it, but it's really coming from the lobbying done by dealerships.

My homeboy Kenji Lopez never steers me wrong: Equipment: How to Buy, Season, and Maintain Cast Iron Cookware

Cast iron is never past its prime. It's my go to pan and I'm like King Fag-Vide. There are tons of resources on how to take care of them on the internet. Did you buy it new or is it old and rusty? If new, is it pre-seasoned?

Dude, you can get good Italian cheese anywhere in the world(if you want to pay the price). That said, cottage cheese seems to be the go-to lasagna cheese in this thread.

I can't think of one. At least in a lawyers case, you can represent yourself in court if you really want to.

Y'all giving Errn real lasagna recipes...

I don't thank feminists as that would be a micromansplaining...I think.

This is basically everything McQuaid does publicly. He's never been "on the level" with the audience. It always has this aura of sleazy sales pitch.

Regardless of the shape, they can kill me. Fucking peanut butter, man.

Yeah, I agree that is why they are doing the return juror. That's pretty hilarious that Paul was the first one to enter the riddle room and picked the right envelope!

With the internet and Salesman: Ok, we'll do payments at 200 a month for 12 years. Moogalak: Sold!

People don't wanna' catch that Zika.

Impressive chart skills.

Well....

I'll stay here and wait for the bomb.

Can you detect microcephaly in time for abortion? A legal abortion, anyway.

I mean...that's like good trolling 101, though.

Damn, Burren is one hard motherfuckin' bargainer.

My brother has this and it is indeed great. That little motor has some torque on it too.

He's a car salesman. The best strategy is to ignore 95% of their words. Like this:

Lochte is a retard, but he's our retard!

I think it has a lot more to do with corruption and bribes for a select few than it does for some SJW agenda.

To be fair, there's lots of reasons to shit on Brazil in addition to this.