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What if her cleaning the house makes you happy?

You have to remember that McCheese doesn't eat any breakfast or lunch and then just eats a massive dinner. I'm sure he could eat all kinds of fast food and still lose weight with that plan. For the rest of us, I agree with your point. When I'm trying to lose weight, I much prefer to cook my own...

Ok, Izo. Relax.

I'm going to need to see a close-up of her asshole to provide final advice. Whoops, sorry..."Grown Up Forum". Her anus, I mean.

If it hits 60% off, I'll get it.

The term is Filipinos. Don't ask me why they misspell their own shit.

I like the ones where it's a gif for short attention spans and they pop open a thing of pillsbury rolls and just stuff them with cheese and shit. I'd eat it, though.

Stupid fish! You can't swim on a table!

I catch and eat fresh fish several times a year, but that's about it. Beef, pork and chicken I usually buy at grocery/butcher. Not a whole lot of ranches in south Florida.

Ah, the hotly contested market of Steam machines.

Plus hot.

Some probably are, but Cad was looking for new instead of used.

Are you sure they didn't get an au single?

What's 'au pair' cost?

Just when Noodle when feeling stressed about things, Sloshed dives in to give some perspective.

Goddamn, son. If my wife left that kind of mess(assuming that was her responsibility), the insults would be a lot worse than hiring a maid.

Yup, pretty fucking disgusting(from all aspects).

Give me a couple weeks to harvest and I'll sell you cat-shit coffee for half the price!

Nice truck. Congrats.

I won't argue against that, good doctor.

I'm going with a bad case of the MABS (messy-ass bitch syndrome).

If your girl is like that, you simply don't ask for her input. You tell her where you're going to eat.

$2,000 or $20,000?

Clearly you have to get revenge on her by spending all your money frivolously.

He's my all-time favorite stand up. As far as the CK vs Burr, it comes down to self-deprecation. People who can laugh at themselves are generally funnier and just all around more fun to be around. That's why I like CK. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're likely a douche. This is not a...

You gotta' triage when you have kids. If you're able to yell up to her, you're ok.

Remember when they had the family reward and Coach had some random dude he "trained" with as his family member. They did some yoga stretching together. That shit was hilarious.

To be fair, I'm the worst of the 5 by a large margin. Noodle, at least the inside of the baby cage looks clean!

You gotta' act all happy about it too.

My parents both worked full time, had 5 kidsandour house was clean.

Seeing as her behavior is seriously immature and selfish, treating her like a kid seems like an actual option. Noodle, you have to lay the law in this situation. Fuck man...

I thought it was hilarious that her jury question was every bit as boring as her entire stint on the season.

But a clean bridge, at least.

This is a good thing. He may infect ISIS with affluenza and destroy them from the inside.

This is tough. I love them both, but I find Louis CK to be funnier.

You have the skin on? What do you do after you take it out of the bag? Broil it?

I've used the Oculus DK2. It's pretty good and the commercial versions(Oculus, PS-VR, Valve's) are going to be significantly better.

Ok, now youhave topost pics.

Yes, exactly this.

My girlfriend is obsessed with cleaning, even to the point of being annoying sometimes. I guess I'll take that over the opposite.