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Agreed; not to mention that even just talking about it will sow the seed of doubt in your wife's mind. The end result of distrust would probably be the same, except you didn't even get to enjoy some young pussy.

This is not a last resort. This is a "Don't do that."

wormie, have you tried masturbating before class?

Truth. If you do fuck up, though, post pictures.

300cc of garlic?

Damn, already? When's the final nail in your coffin?

Ordered a gin/club-soda at dinner the other night and the bartender put ginger beer in by accident. I do not recommend.

Yeah, maybe kinky was a better option there!

In my experience, everyone is promiscuous in the bedroom(barring any psychological issues/trauma). It's a matter of making them comfortable enough to be a whore for a couple hours. Some are down off the bat, others take work. Doesn't everyone just want to be a slut?

So how classy is your girl, P?

With you, at least.

Planting seed in her head. Excellent.

As long as she's doing what she loves...

I can't vote. It's too much pressure to be the tie-breaker!

Fuck. Now I need to ban everyone.

I mean, Caleb was always going to get the boot on that alliance. I feel like everyone genuinely will take Vanessa. She has manipulated the fuck out of them all season. They all think the jury hates her and won't give her the votes. I would be very impressed if they ditched her at the last...

I wonder how well that works.

John Oliver puts his entire "main" segments up on YouTube, the night it airs. Pretty damn smart, and has probably lead to increased HBO subs.

No statutes of limitation on avoidance of avatar and ban bets. This is a capital crime in the country of ReRolled.

Wait...Roach was fucking terrible? Now RDR had some good horse control.

Yeah, it's not pumpkin flavor. It's the spice flavor in pumpkin pie.

It's the worst when she compares you to her dad during sex. Am I right, guys?!

I hope she turns out to be a stripper.

No time for science when someone is photoshopping smiles onto women's faces!

So if I'm following all that correctly, I think we have to ban Picasso here.

The tiger guy?!

Only if snorted.

I'm sorry. I'll say 5 Hail Garlics and 4 Our Lumies for penance.

Those look good. I have a shitload of chicken breasts frozen right now, too. I've made this low carb recipe a couple times the last few months and it's very good, even if you aren't avoiding carbs! Chicken Bacon Crock Pot Chowder, Low Carb, gluten free

Just fill the wound with minced garlic.

The key is that when your wife rep gets too low, you just have to exploit her pathing and get her stuck in a doorway. Then just go do whatever you want.

Modern medicine is truly amazing.

Moto X was supposed to ship yesterday. Contacted CS today and get the canned response:

How do you know?

Wow, Warrian and hodj completely disrespecting the memory of Adam12.

They are presenting at a conference? What the hell?! THIS COULD TURN IT AROUND FOR PANTHEON, BOYS!!!

This comic from June 2012.

Legit totes 100%. Real women's issues:Nepali woman rescued from Saudi diplomats Gurgaon home: Sometimes, 7-8 men raped us in one day, we thought we were going to die | The Indian Express Western Feminist issues: