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You aren't going anywhere, Sutekh. Sit your ass down!

Now, go to Scarlett's or Tootsie's and get a lapdance.

I had to laugh at Rocker losing to his girlfriend in the first challenge and then losing again to a smaller dude in the challenge that everyone assumed he would demolish the competition in.

She's going to pop out and say,"Fuck both of you. I'm calling myself Zigzag Kang!"

Wha?! Oh man. What about ceviche?

C'mon, man. Don't even attempt to healthy up poutine!

What, you don't like a nice, long road trip? Ok, kids...get out your sleeping bags. Dad's gotta' hook up the charger!

Wow, that's a lot more sparse than I believed. Those are only the quick charge or all charging?

Kegkilla confirmed funnierandsmarter.

@Cad: I don't think that map is current. That being said, I agree that we're not at the ideal yet as far as practicality on fully electric cars. I would love one just for local commuting though. The loss of engine/exhaust sound kind of sucks though.

I had to steal that for an avatar.

There's no charging station in between you and New Orleans?

Hah. Oh man...

Devious or cerebral palsy.

Pootawn?

His luck is only eclipsed by his stupidity. Keep your mouth shut, man! Also, fuck you Mist. 32 is young!

I make it exactly like WoW by uninstalling it. I don't play WoW or EQ.

It's never too late.

Careful, you might cut yourself on all that edge and end up doing just that.

And the only game I beat years ago. Driveclub could be ok, I guess.

It is cray.

Noodle wouldn't get anywhere near the baby's head anyway.

The gameplay is very fun. The story, grinding loot/rep, etc is not. I suck way too much at PVP to even begin to enjoy it. Anyway, the game is not as good as it can be. I still have fun when I play though.

The first movie is a classic amongst my siblings and I. The second was ok. There were good parts, but it's not even close as to which movie was better.

You know that old saying:"Never trust a big butt and a medical school loan."

Too late. I've already got a date with her this Saturday. I love chicks who are terrible in bed.

Lumie should be in a rubber room.

I really wish I didn't already apply the CE codes to my PSN account.

That's a wonderful sentence.

I surrender, Canada. Take me and bathe me in your curd-filled glory!

I finally caught up with last season and this season. This show has gone full retard. It was always pretty ridiculous(but fun to watch), but between Jax's complete and utter gullibility and his son's terrible acting, I can't stop laughing. Jax is basically going to kill everyone in the entire...

Lumie has that 0.1% insurance policy for when you not only still have cancer, but you also have the worst case of garlic breath known to man.

The wheels fell off the second you knocked her up. Good luck.

I agree. I don't bemoan them for trying to change. I bemoan them for trying to convince the rest of us that we also shouldn't "be ourselves".

Agreed. I'm pretty much the same in life as I am here. I may dial back a bit at work, but I'm still genuine in everything I do. "Be yourself" is only bad advice when yourself sucks.

Yeah, been having all kinds of problems the last month. I'm using oznzb.com for indexing and both episodes of Gotham have failed, had a fail on the first episode of Survivor. Been finding myself having to manually snag torrents more and more. It's really annoying.

TB;DR* *(Too Beta; Didn't Read)

Nice, I'll check it out. I'm literally 2 miles from Sawgrass.

I think my mom likes my girlfriend more than she likes me.