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No, white bitches can get that easier than sisters.

how did the nooner with the wife go today J49?

Too bad there won't be an opportunity to do another one in a couple months.

anonymous polls are gay. And not the good kind of gay, like kirun. The picasso kind of gay.

The pros weren't really shit stomping the college kids though. The college all stars won 9 out of 42 games and tied twice. There were only a couple years where the pros ran up the score. Heck these scores make it look almost as competitive as the super bowls. Chicago College All-Star Game...

It's so much better that the system is set up where it can ruin your life if you even ask for help, isn't it? That way they automatically know you're not thinking rationally when you go ask for help. oops my socialism is showing again. BTW, that's a joke, I hope this doesn't actually...

How bout this one? I'll go ahead and change the N-word to something else, but know it's a lot funnier with the n-word Guy walks into a police station and says he needs to report an accident. An officer starts taking his statement and he tells about how he was hauling a flatbed trailer with...

I had a computer get lost in either a flood or a wildfire during shipping a few years ago. It was coming from california. What sucked is that it was a Christmas Present for my wife. They busted their asses building a new one but I still had to give it to her late.

Why? The guy is doing an AMA. Just go fucking ask him if he's arasayer on rerolled. Then just to be sure, ask him how often he welches on bets.

Nooner. The funny thing is she's probably read some self help book and it convinced her that she's at least partially to blame for not taking care of you. I hope she blows you dude. /fingerscrossed

I see. Maybe we can use this thread to submit racist jokes for moderator approval. As far as I can tell, none of the mods are particularly funny.

When is volume 2 coming out?

Borzak, why did your last quote go off on a ruby ridge tangent?

I got deena in the deadpool since there's a high likelihood she's already dead.

You clearly misunderstood me. You must work in an outpatient clinic interviewing patients to see if they need to be involuntarily held. I wasn't calling it BS that they were able to hold him. I was saying that whoever gave that person the power to do so, whether it was company policy, state...

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That'll teach you to seek help! Seriously, good luck and keep us posted. This is such utter bullshit. In the same situation I don't think I'd ever pay. Whoever wrote the rule that said they weren't allowed to let you leave is the one who should be on the hook.

Yes and people will continue to do so at least until amazon figures out a way to let you handle the merch before you buy.

Depends on how serious you are about staying together. If you don't really want to, then sure, let her know how those heroine junkies all have tight pussies.

Treat em like a clingy one night stand. Get what you need from them and then stop acknowledging them.

They will probably throw you in debtors prison if you don't pay in full right now.

And if you don't wear a helmet to a date, then you're doing it wrong. No matter who the girl is.

To be fair, I plan to say nearly the exact same thing when Brady retires. Even if he's 60.

Read this, then a hour or so later saw this story on the "news" Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney Take the Polar Plunge: Photos - Us Weekly Sound wasn't on, so I didn't catch much detail. But I saw Lady gaga was 'walking around one of the great lakes with a fella'. HOLY SHIT TARRANT MET LADY GAGA!

Nothing but android phones. I don't understand why people are fixated on the contacts. You need to nip that shit in the bud. Throw bricks at them as they drive past until they learn to not start the motor till they get to the end of the street. Post some fake noise ordinance signs too.

He'd have to its the only place you can get a quickie marriage. Anyone got any identifying characteristics opiate can look for. Was he the one with the wooden bumper?

Weren't the mountain men just replacing their blood with the blood of people who were immune? First the grounders but the treatment was temporary. It was sort of like what the warboys were doing with their prisoners in MMFR. Then with sky crew it could be permanent but they had to kill the...

Don't remember the briefcase. Was that brought by the original commander? Was it something titus had?

Because all CGI is a shitfest. They should have used real ghosts if they wanted to be taken seriously.

You mean all my apps? No. The phone store guys have never reinstalled all of my apps nor have they found all my passwords and re-entered them. All they've ever done for me is contacts and they do that wrong half the time anyway. They keep doing restores instead of backups on the old phone so...

It's fucking with my head that rory the time master keeps calling his unintentional tag along companion rory.

new heda needs to have oil for blood though.

/agree First Person Shooters are dildos. I don't care how many you have.

My phone is dildos. I know every couple years a smart phone is going to crap out, but having to transfer everything over everytime still puts me in a bad mood for anywhere from a week to a month (depending on how long I let the shitty performance go before I get the new one).

Brahma, you drive the General Lee? Please tell me you got the full paint job with the rebel flag on top and everything. Honestly bro, I think it's more the sports car than anything else. I always drive pickups or 10+ year old cars and the closest I've come to a bullshit stop was a cop...

It's kind of weird if it's a date request. If you wouldn't mind hanging out with this dude non date-like, then get him in on one of the girls nights. That has the added benefit of your girlfriends being able to tell you if he's putting moves on you.

Oh, I thought it was a slur of some sort. Still might be one I guess if you don't like good comedies.

Really? THE POWER OF PATTY COMPELS YOU didn't even get a grin? Yeah it wouldn't work at all if McCarthy were to play something like a badass secret agent. wtf is a feig movie?

I could ask you how much of the trailer you watched. 6 seconds in the first words. "30 years ago 4 scientists saved New York. This summer a new team will answer the call." You didn't last very long if you missed that. That's a good idea. We should get the thread renamed to "Paranormal...

Considering how her husband died, maybe the envelopes of cash are triggering her. She might think he's still a dirty cop somehow and it's either driving her nutty, or she's trying to set his ass up for a fall as payback. I can't remember if she knew mike was dirty.