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  1. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I was thinking about putting my new PC on the floor but goddamn it I am a man and I will suck up my less than ideal desk real estate
  2. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I take naps when my kid naps on the weekend. My wife always wants me to do shit but I tell her it's nap time and go to sleep.
  3. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Maybe now that Arya is hurt Nymeria is gonna lay waste to the temple the faceless are in, oh yes. LOST I am pretty excited to see The Hound pull a Jason Vorhees on BWB, this should be great.
  4. Noodleface

    How much do you weigh?

    Based on the type of forum this is, I expect there are tons of slag beasts not posting in this poll. For instance we knew sean was a massive person, disabled, eating poorly, and living in some basement somewhere. That's the picture I have for 95% of this community.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I've been wondering if Arya was actually Jaqen H'ghar transformed and he got stabbed. I don't remember how all that stuff works (does he need her face?) though.
  6. Noodleface

    The Authoritative Final Fantasy & Bravely Default thread

    You can just not use them right? Been a long time since I played but I thought they were only required early on
  7. Noodleface

    How much do you weigh?

    6'3" 225 - it's all fat.
  8. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    This episode was great, people will complain about anything. Cleganebowl!!!
  9. Noodleface

    Home Improvement

    Now that it's heating up we have our Mitsubishi heat pumps doing out ac again. Barely saw our electric bills go up. Single greatest purchase in my home. Next year we are doing the other side of the house too (office, kids room, kitchen) . It will be another $5k but goddamn are these things...
  10. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    You can buy pcie wireless adapter cards.
  11. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Last two pieces I need are a good keyboard and good 2.1 speakers. My razer arctosa is a piece of junk
  12. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    They hide the 40 dollar version, it's lame
  13. Noodleface

    No Man's Sky

    They should just market it like that. "this game is awesome if you smoke crack cocaine and drink malt liquor at the same time" To a_skeleton_03 point it could be fun if my kid was old enough. Until I came across planet Cumming Dicks
  14. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    That's different though. With 6 turrets you're dealing with 6 players AND 6 devices with pinpoint accuracy. Stacking more than 2 is just stupid. Hopefully competitive will have restrictions
  15. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Torb and turrets would be fine if people weren't stack 4,5, or 6 on a defense point and turtling. It's fucking stupid.
  16. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I think the problem really is his turrets have no delay when turning towards a target. I don't mind 100% accuracy on a slow moving or immobile target but 100% on you AT ALL Times is retarded. Also if there isn't already I don't think it should have a 360 degree turning radius. Give it a blind...
  17. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Getting tired of teams on defense stacking a ton of torbs. What the fuck Is the best counter for that? They had 4 torbs inside the objective, a rein guarding turrets and a genji in our backline taking out our snipers. Every turret I took down was instantly back up. Such bullshit.
  18. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Damn I really am mist
  19. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    You guys put way too much stock in quick play I solo or team play and offer no apologies
  20. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Zenyatta is best played by someone competent enough to dps and heal at the same time. Playing him as a main healer first absolutely neuters him. He shreds heroes.
  21. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Once comp play comes out its gonna a be different. Quick play is small time stuff. In comp mode people will actually care.
  22. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Looks good to me
  23. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Haha me and my friend like to do double roadhog. We didn't think it would be frustrating to anyone, we just did it to be funny. We do win quite a few like that so maybe it does annoy people. With the way turrets and bastion work and how quick they can drop someone unless you have God genji or...
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Its not my intern man, it's the teams intern. I don't work with him, but his office is across from mine I DON'T GET ANY Help. No one even knows what the fuck I'm doing. My boss helped him yesterday because he was tired of it. Also didn't I tell you guys I hate my job?
  25. Noodleface

    Pets

    yeh fuck cats My aunt finally put her neurotic ass catto sleep. We were sitting it for her a couple months ago for like two and a half weeks while she was on vacation. Thought she was ok unsupervised, but one day I was sitting on my computer and I hear her acting aggressive towards the dog so...
  26. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It's not that.. he's like "oh yeah right when I get over this hurdle I can finally work lol" but there's always a hurdle after that one. I learned long ago to just shut up and keep my head down
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I mean it must be a joke right, haha his name is noodleface he'll be so mad when I make spaghetti squash lolz Now a dick is in your butt, how does that make you feel BITCH
  28. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    We just had ilke 3 torbs 2 bastions and a mcree defending the last point and we couldn't win
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Fine. I came home and my wife was cooking spaghetti squash or some shit. God damnit I'm a man not some flower eater
  30. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Jake da psycho... Come on a_skeleton_03, that's you
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    My market salary is $171k/yr. With everything combined it's off by about $75k..... We got our new intern and it's funny yet frustrating listening to him talk. He's spent the last 2 weeks just trying to get some tools working... he's only here for like 12 weeks and 2 so far has been installing...
  32. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    can't tell if trolling
  33. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Sound like you're lazy
  34. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    Its the same as people using AWPs, just gotta adapt
  35. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    My evolution so far has been
  36. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    No Mist you need a 8k 700hz 58 inch computer monitor WITH GSYNC and if it isn't IPS then it is trash. LITERAL TRASH
  37. Noodleface

    Windows 10

    I live in the Central African bush. We pay for slow satellite internet (per MB d/l). Just ONE of our computers has secretly d/l'ed 6GB for Windows 10. We track coordinate anti-poaching rangers in the field with these PC's + GPS. F* You Microsoft! : technology
  38. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    They've all got varying length and colored dicks
  39. Noodleface

    Overwatch

    I mean you can read in this very thread people raging about losing Spronk I tried to invite you and you declined. I hope it was because you don't like me and not because you think you'd drag the team down. We all suck man.