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I"d like to buy you 4 roses, because 5 is a bit too serious.

The schnozzberries taste likeschnozzberries!

Too toothy during BJs. I don"t like to talk about it.

How long have you been together and how old is she? Plenty of chicks are "cool" like that, until six years later and all their friends are married.

I look at it like this. You can get married at 30+ and live a happy life, etc. However, if you"re married at 20 and it ends up not working out, you can"t go back in time and get your 20"s single life back. I"m a proponent of waiting.

How old are you, Inconsiderable? I"m not trying to pull a "gotcha!" or anything. I"m honestly curious.

That made me laugh. I picture it in my head: Her - "Sure, honey. I totally want an open relationship!" Him - "Really?! Score!"

That"s not being a sucker. That"s being a connoisseur.

That divorce is better than 90% of the active relationships in the GWBYH thread.

The solution is clear. Put on your Gi and choke yourself out.

This depends on just how bad your game is.

If you really don"t think you did anything, then it could very much be a possibility you didn"t. Even if you ask and confront her, assuming she isn"t a cold bitch, she"ll probably give you the old "It wasn"t you, it"s me." And often that"s the plain truth. People get bored, find interest in...

They don"t have internet in the Korean gulag.

All this Tyen love is going to rip a tear in the space-time continuum!

^ lol

Judging from this thread, you may have stayed with her already.

Yeah, I know. I was just trying to deflect my failures as a detective.

If I lived in Oregon, I would drive to Miami, so I wasn"t in Oregon.

Yeah, I was going to mention the license plate, but it"s not like you can"t drive to other states. Just remember this thread, froofy, if you end up stalking her. Don"t leave a trail.

Doesn"t look like Miami, but can"t say I"ve been everywhere in Miami.

How will she know which way to put them on though?!

It"s the rapes!

When my women would take too long getting ready, I would wait until they are ready to walk out the door, then I say, "Hold on, I gotta" poop!". Then I go in the bathroom and play Tetris on my phone for twenty minutes. Maybe not Alpha Male. Lambda Lambda Lambda male.

Well played. The classic"It"s too late to tell me to shut up, because I was already going to shut up, so you wasted a shut up on someone who had already shut up."

True that, but no real pimp would allow her to demand access to anything. Bottom bitch or not.

I don"t think you can not receive messages if they"re your friend. If you don"t want messages, why not just delete them? Or just not read them?

None of this changes the fact that your grasp on reality is severely lacking if you think making that kind of money doesn"t put you in the successful category to the vast majority of the world. Were your parents yuppie douches and you feel like you"re making entry-level wages at the moment...

Less than 8% of the US population make over 100,000.00. Not sure what your definition of success is, but I would gather than less than 1% of 26 year olds make that much.

Gotta" agree with this. Most of my relationships started with it. It wasn"t the first night I met them, but I didn"t really consider it exclusive until we slept together. Granted, all those relationships failed for one reason or another, but the initial fuck was not one of the reasons.

Yeah, that"s why I cut my cellphone number into my forehead. Figure I"ll kill a few birds with one stone. I"m kinda" lazy.

You hatin" on what mother nature gave me?!

Let"s not givetoo muchgood advice. I look forward to the "later chapters" in all these stories.

If she won"t give up the anal, it was never meant to be.

Gotta" agree. Much prefer to know the deal than play stupid games.

Hey, I threw in the insurance clause of not saying "all".

The vast majority of fake tits look pretty terrible, especially if the girl is naturally very small-breasted. Not to mention that they feel completely different. Be careful what you(and she) wish for.

I"m pretty sure the fact that Shelly didn"t peg the needle to the negative end is proof-positive his scale isn"t proper.

You should get Sarah and Shelly in a room together. They will zero each other out. Problem solved.

Maybe he thought he had a rubber on, but the paper-bag he had over his own head(in case hers fell off) was obstructing his view. Such is the chance you take.