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Thefirstyear?! Man, that sex must have been good.

Indeed. Make her win, but don"t draw too much attention.

I voted again to make up for Draegan"s non-voting.

Voted a second time as well. When does this phase end?

Nice! She comes with directions printed right on her.

Her liking anal makes for some slack in the looks department. Speaking about the girl on the camping trip, not the pics.

Haha. Oh man....CAPABIL?! Really? REALLY?! /facepalm

Only if it works retroactively. Tell me about your parents...

Yes, muchsmater!

Now, now. Let"s not be hasty in giving medical advice. This could turn it around for planet earth...

If I have to pressure clean and spackle before hand, I would rather just jerk off.

Yeah, it"s too good to lock but too good to deny Hall of Shame. It still has some steam left before being sent off to immortal status.

Christ. Sam can"t even spell MILF properly.

You would think he would at least brush his hair before posing for his annual pedo-badge.

Let"s get the crux of the issue: Can Johnny Depp level 36 characters faster than Sam?

I can"t believe you"re actually surpassing the level of retarded displayed in your WoW posts.

These new revelations bring on a whole new meaning for SAMJACKED.

People who don"t kiss are damaged goods. Not kissing because they don"t want to lead you on is laughable when you"re ramming your cock inside them. It doesn"t get much more intimate than that.

He argues law as bad as he levels.

Damn no edit! That should read "in my county".

I was thinking the same thing. You can just see the look in his eye: "I am the top under-age oral copulator in my country with the name Sam!"

This is one of those special moments that you just have to say to yourself, "Goddamn I love the fucking internet!". Wish I could +1 you more Erronius. Haha.

I"m sticking around because I laugh every time you quote someone and say SAMJACKED! Don"t stop this trainwreck!

1 death in that starting area is pretty sorry, let alone 90.

COMPUTER STATS BATTLE!!11

Hah. Not sure what"s up with internet "sleuthing" Eomer. Dishonest has never been the vibe he"s given off. Pretty sure everyone believed him about his life.

I smell a new Sam-Strat!

Right, whether you are really making good money or not isn"t the point. It"s the appearance and what that appearance attracts that was the start of the subject. I don"t know what kind of women you"re attracting, but just saying that if you drive a nice car, it"s something the "wrong type" would...

This. You can say you keep on the down-low, but if you drive a nice car, someone paid for it. It"s probably the most obvious indicator of someone"s income/wealth and it goes everywhere you do.

Do angle shots to make your dick look bigger count? I sure don"t want to lick dick in hell...

Except she won"t. You see. Because she is fucked up. You"re just going to invite more drama into your life and after all I"ve read of this thread, it"s starting to sound like you thrive on it.

Haha. Awesome.

She didn"t really have a choice...

Ahaha. That got a laugh out of me irl.

Yeah....

That"s his new elite strat. Fraps-BSD-Grinding.

From the sound of things, the default UI will suffice.

Good spoiler.

Hah. This thread just keeps on delivering.

There can still be feelings for an old flame while still being serious in another relationship. Shit like that can"t be just turned off. It doesn"t mean you would still pursue that person. That said, you can only believe so many "I just ran into soandso" stories. Hope she"s being honest for your...