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I'm missing the one where he calls my kid a fuck trophy

In a surprising turn of events HFC normal is cleared, thanks all for coming. Thanks for the few carries we had too.

I'll be on in a minute. I don't understand what my pc is doing

Weird job, but if you can't trust the pornos dealer who can you trust? I'll look into both and see what she's into. The rabbits weren't too daunting when she initially looked. If it's a power tool she might be scared

My computer just restarted on its own for some windows update. Hopefully I'll be on soon

I'm wearing the suit in the raid

Im not some idiot. I went with the kind that anchors in the support beams

What's even worse is its part of the 'proper technique'

Just an aside, sometimes my wife goes on my pc and people will message me. If I don't login to the game then that means it's probably her and she won't respond. She doesn't know how to computer.

I went too deep bros, I went too deep I ordered a butt plug horse tail, strap on, one of those bags/suits where you vacuum out all the air except a tiny mouth hole, a sex swing, a 14 inch black dildo that sprays fake cum, and a vibrating butt plug for myself

9 est, that is the only timezone I know

Not anything, if I call them a "coon ass" probably

We're starting it because she has trouble climaxing, so I'm hoping if she explores more it will help her. Plus she's been hyper sexual lately.

I can't get really drunk unfortunately. There will be an 11 month old upstairs and I can just picture an emergency happening and me being wasted trying to deal with the cops

For now I don't need anything on my dick, but I will keep it in mind. Also I will always have a mental image of the 2 wand dick burn in my head

What I'm saying is I'm not gonna put my dick in the cam shaft

We already had that talk.. lyrical burnt a hole in his dick with two of them

Yeah my wife is taking the weekend and going to her grandparents with the kid (a woman's weekend... but I Can't be trusted). Would've been nice to game on this all weekend. I'l just get drunk tonight leading my raid

I agree, the CPU spitting out codes on init is suspicious though. Could just be a symptom of a bad motherboard.

Humblebrag, but I approve. Glad you got it in.

That's for sure gotta be cpu or motherboard I'd imagine. If it's dying on the pch init that is no good at all. The fact that is sometimes makes it to the DXE phase is puzzling, but I guess that doesn't matter. Dying in the PEI phase like that is way before any other devices come up, I'd say cpu...

If that's your wife in your avatar you are a lucky man. Wife kept me up until 2 again and I can't function today. Work day is a complete loss. Actually I wasn't really into it for once, I still trucked through but it wasn't my best work and she could tell. Are rabbits the goto intro...

Ah I see So if I say it to a black man and see him get enraged I quickly tell him "go to urbandictionary bro! your face is gonna be so red!!!"

it's totally a south thing, which I guess isn't surprising at all to me. If you say coonass to any black man above the southern states you'll probably get your ass beat

Everytime we get on the ramen derail all I can think of is those fucking shitheads and their slurping. Is there a worse sound?

Hey congrats man, next week is 1 year for my son. When I tell our friends and family they're like "holy shit, that went by fast!" and indeed it did.

I never really got into teles much, even when I was heavy into blues and southern rock. I'd like one one day just to have one in my arsenal though.

This place took over a month to give me the decision

I believe it and mine are still floating around somewhere.

If she really wants our approval you know what to do

Code Red is my favorite soda, I probably buy it once a year maybe twice. I usually drink water all day, so I'm ok. I don't bitch to my wife about my job. I want her to think everything is ok at work and not worry about that stuff. "Normal" for her would be us having every 2 days and just...

So sorry

I thought all europeans were gay you learn something new everyday

woke up today to the star wars blu ray on my chair and code red in the fridge and some burgers ready to be cooked tonight my wife is working hard for the dick guys and I don't know why Should I be worried?

Haast not only did you do the right thing (and admitted your mistakes) but she did too. No need to rush into a breakup if you actually do care for her.

I think we're both italian. Are you doing family-style rolling brownouts?

Still hoping for a FF12 remaster. The FF10 remaster was so good I beasted that shit out in like a week and I never do that.

if picasso is invited im not going, he's gonna creep on my wife

sorry *crap on my wife

I think I have proven I am a supertaster based on my experiences. I may in fact be the most super taster known to man.