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I hate every single aspect of garrisons. There is not a single redeeming factor for me. I don't know why they have such a boner for people being recluses and then being able to queue/join anything right from there. If you have the AH inside your garrison you can never leave and never...

Hey way to go man, she already lives there and the kid stays too right? Good stuff. My aunt is a nurse and she's crazy in a different way. She went to India without getting vaccinated (and is a t1 diabetic) and contracted typhoid. Now she is living on a ventilator for the rest of her life and...

Yeah me too. It's why if I worked at a pizza place they'd fire me. Everyone's pizzas would be FUCKIN LOADED

I can't even be assed to level my garrison on any alts, shit is so boring and stupid. FACK IT

No but the point is at no point in your life will you think back and go "I wish I slept more.." You can replace "fucking your wife" with any fun activity.

Just a bump for tomorrow, going back to HFC normal. Last week we had the minimum of 10 people, and some had to switch to healers - if we could get a few more (and people that want to main their healer) that would be great. We'll just try to quickly run through the stuff we did last week...

Makes sense to me now. With kids and her having to go to bed early it sounds tough.

Stop trying to force your mutilated cock on me lyrical, I don't want to see it. I mean if it showed up in my inbox I would look. But I have never touched another man's cock and don't intend to yet.

Oh god. We have supertaster hipsters.

So I've been talking about my wife being more sexual recently - I don't know if she's in hyper-sexual mode because we're trying to make another kid or if something just clicked one day, but I'm not complaining. She's purchased a bunch of lingerie, she's been grabbing at my dick at wildly...

Although I was self-diagnosed, it wasn't until I started posting here that everyone started pointing out how immaculate my palette was.

I dunno man, I feel like calling someone a coon ass will get you a beating in any state above the south. If I walked up to a black man here and casually said something about someone being a coon ass they would instantly think I was referring to a black man. And they would kill me. And dump me in...

I got way too much shit going on still to fuck 3x a day, but I am not your demographic as I have a ki.

I still need to try it and check in BK is my jam

Even before we had kids - working 8-5 everyday when the hell am I going to have time to fuck 3+ times a night?

Why not before 9?

I wanted to see if the summoning works.. IT DOES!!! We started pretty late last night, just got a lot of shit to do lately (kid proofing an entire house for instance).

Bro unlike you the rest of us can't play right now. All we can do is pile on shitty decisions From has made in the past.

Wife kept me up until 2 last night and I woke up at 6. The real problem is since I'm not young anymore that means I'll be feeling this for a week

I ain't mad bro, that night I could not hang

Pardon me, I thought "coon" was a racist term for black people. I'm not up on my cajun ethnic slurs. Let's find out what Anita thinks of this.

He'd rather hang with his bros, They can hang harder

Exactly, so now you know why the answer is 0

Back in HM/BRF I almost rerolled a monk because a good monk tank in PUGs was putting me absolutely to shame with similar ilvl. DK's at that point there wasn't much room to tank better, just managing cooldowns and death strike maximization for the bubble. Seemed like monks were able to actually...

You can only do a forehead kiss if you're kissing her forehead after blasting her with your juice and slurping it up I mean that's the only way I can imagine Onoes was ever doing it based on his posting history

Fat people are the last group of people we're allowed to make fun of in America. I had to actually check the article and make sure it wasn't an April Fools joke. Maybe it is and they did it late to throw us off. I loved playing UC2 or UC3 multiplayer (forget which) and they had a weekend...

My mother works at a group home for mentally retarded people, I'm allowed to talk about them

Oh I didn't know she was retarded, I take it all back

I thought when Eomer broke up with his girlfriend that was the last we had heard the term "lady friend"

God forbid player's actual ability shows through when playing a class. What a shame.

"coon ass" sounds like something an ignorant racist would say

To be honest it's kind of a pain in the ass right now. The stairs are loud and always wake the kid up when we go up them. Had to install gates last weekend as well. Plus I'm lazy with walking up stairs.

My BM is only 82 but why change it? It's slightly different than other tanks and I actually enjoy it. Not really surprised, they always have to change shit every expansion for the sake of changing

Tonight I played guitar , went upstairs and wife was waiting in lingerie. Everyone was happy.

Yeah any day I'm on I'll do them. Friday for sure. Guild bank has a ton of shit so I always hand it out to members

I'll bring flasks for everyone. Just trade me when we are there

BK fries are great (fuck yall), but bad BK fries are the worst of all fast food places

Buddy started a nice recording studio up here and he does pretty well for himself. Is it worth another mortgage? Tough to say, but if there's a gap in the market and you're really good you could make a killing.

I dunno man, I just say what comes to my mind with no filter

I posted about it in the sex thread (which I am thinking needs a thread title change at this point), but she is actually having a bigger appetite than me.