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  1. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Yeah man I made a post on your site asking for reviews and he responded. Two fret ends are popping up and he said he'd drive out to fix it, but I think we live too far so I'll need to find a quality luthier, maybe one that has worked on cocobolo. I don't really want to send the guitar to Canada...
  2. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I really don't care if my wife farts as long as it isn't in my face. You guys are weird
  3. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    They do it for lent every year. Surprisingly haven't heard the McDonald's fish song yet
  4. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Rough childhood man
  5. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    They can drink whatever they want, they shouldn't though because it tastes like Pinesol thag someone took a shit in.
  6. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't like a majority of the stuff they put on tacos, I know big surprise, so just never really cared. I know I could ask for double meat and cheese only - but it seems like a hassle. Edit: Also what Khane said - just a big fan of burgers. True american, I love coke, burgers, and I have...
  7. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    I know I keep double-posting, but I can't help it. I'm trading my guitar for this.... Bowe's SLx7: 26" scale 12-25 half scallop on the treble side for smooth bends and vibrato Bare Knuckle Ceramic Warpigs 1 piece ash body Purpleheart/figured maple neck Solid ash headstock with...
  8. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    When I saw the announcement I thought "really, that's it?"* They hyped that shit up for a week *I have only eaten at taco bell once or twice in my life
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Tarrant you said your wife was missing work, etc. Has she said anything else about how she feels though? Is she just numb to it all? I know she's been causing problems for awhile - I'm just wondering if you leaving set her off in any way or if she's just still in depression mode.
  10. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    Yeah they released the new album and already fired that guitarist and replaced him - along with the bassist too.. and maybe the drummer. The singer is kind of a dick.
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I certainly enjoy them to an extent, but they aren't a game changer for me. Much prefer the ol' pussy.
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No dude you got it all wrong you don't pay bang maids, you just receive it whenever you want - or more correctly, they always want to suck your dick anyways so you just unzip and it's done
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    120k? You on fuckin welfare or something?
  14. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Yeah I don't feel like buying a modem.
  15. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Their router isn't even that bad, I don't even use my own right now. I still get 150Mbps on a speedtest with it, so I can't complain - PS3/PS4 work well too. At first I was going to say I don't understand why they'd even write that but I do understand - old people and computer illiterates...
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Back when I used to raid on saturday mornings my wife was also working - but she was on a rotating shift so once every 5 weeks she was home. Always wanted me to "pause the raid" to help bring in groceries. Fuckin' women, right?
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If you find your dick is making all your decisions for you, you really need to rub one out then re-think things. The dick can't lie when it's not loaded.
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Does she have a career ?
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Do you guys really believe a woman that wants to play video games all day is going to look good? We already know from a previous story that the MMO ones are fat morbidos
  20. Noodleface

    Home buying thread

    So amidst all the talk of refi that I had, my bank out of the blue contacts me today and asks if I want to refi as rates are really low, yadda yadda. Are there benefits with sticking with your current lender over using an outside company?
  21. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Female manipulation - they all do that shit to varying degrees. You have to find the one that does it the least tolerable amount to you. I decided to go to a concert this saturday. For some background, I listen to death metal. I took my wife to a single concert before and two things happened...
  22. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I was like 6'0" in 8th grade, nobody called me faygo. Doesn't mean I wasn't one, but i never heard it.
  23. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    faygo sounds like something I called kids in middle school
  24. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    I wouldn't be glad, they fuck up the PC stuff all the time.
  25. Noodleface

    Firewatch

    I was initially intrigued by this but then I watched it and it looked like you just walk around and pick stuff up. Is that it? PASSS
  26. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    Tried hard to get a 5150 but lot of flakes. Even the guitarist from cryptopsy was going to stop in Boston on tour and sell it to me but mysteriously sold it. At least the 6505 is newer I guess. Waiting like a little kid at Christmas. Sold all my gear to fund school so finally buying something...
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If there was ever a moment of justifiable spousal abuse for me that would be it. A punch directly to the face. If anyone ever said something like that in front of my kid they would regret it. Not even trying to be a bad ass, I don't think I could control it.
  28. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Our wedding was $20-25k but we ended up getting most of it back in gifts (75% probably). We paid in cash though, so we weren't in debt because of it.
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What happens in the woods stays in the woods
  30. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I just can't imagine ever getting married again if I got divorced. Lose half my shit? Pay alimony/child support? FUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT. Once would be lesson enough, you guys must be masochists. If I get divorced I'm going on a "fucking" binge. I'll get a dog and live in a shack in the woods.
  31. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    My dad used to make us drink milk with pizza. I haven't had a glass of milk since I was like 11 thanks to that man.
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It was agreement cad. I posted my picture one time in this thread with my wife and it was a mistake
  33. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Actually I also quite enjoy pepsi. Not a huge coke fan, but I do like fountain cokes at fast food places/movies.
  34. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pants on head retarded you say? Like when Prodigy singer posted his two kids? And the nude woman he was banging? And the jurassic park truck, and his wife (I think)?
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well she played a Hunter and Monk, so really all she did was press 3 buttons and out dps everyone. No one had a clue.
  36. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Diet Dew is pretty great stuff, I don't even like regular mountain dew - although code red is my jam. Who is now questioning their taste buds?
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah when my wife plays I just tell her to say she's a guy. She is completely clueless and doesn't understand it so I had to show her all the stuff on the internet about the way women are treated on the internet. She is super naive.
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No man you misunderstood - it was love that I refused to carry her through raids. I couldn't live with myself.
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife plays WoW occasionally, I could never ever play with her. She's slow, has no situational awareness at all, very tunnel visioned on quest/mobs. I watch her play and just sit with a O_O look the whole time. Thankfully she has no interest in raiding, so I didn't have to carry her stupid ass...