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  1. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    Seeing Fleshgod Apocalypse on Saturday, should be good times.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Dr. Pepper is pretty good if you enjoy the taste of crap in your mouth and you have shitty taste buds
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If I hung out with my wife all the time I actually don't know what we'd talk about. "did you just see that monster in the game? " Yeah I'm right here. Absence makes the heart fonder or some stupid shit.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I dunno man, you jump on every chance you can to call me out, just saying I wouldn't want to spend all day with my wife every day with the exact same hobbies
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I like boobs man
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    On the PS4 it is so easy too, just hit the Share button on the controller, hide the Twitch UI and she's off. I could even secretly turn on my headset mic. The only plus side is if a girl has big hooters she can stream on twitch and earn a better wage than I do.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Watching my wife play uncharted is the worst experience known to man. I half want to secretly stream her playing the new one
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If she could find one
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I think for us it was most healthy that we shared some hobbies and had our own separate. For instance, she loves board games and some video games, we enjoy some of the same shows (I don't watch much tv), and we were compatible in sexy times. I play guitar and tinker with computers and am a heavy...
  10. Noodleface

    The Official Guitar Thread

    I tried real hard for 2 weeks bros. Every single fucking 5150 I tried to buy the deal fell through or the shithead flaked out on. I bought a 6505+ instead, couldn't deal with it anymore. Let the metal commence. Also found out why my action was so high. The studs on my floyd rose were...
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If every hobby I had I shared with my wife I'd feel suffocated
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    Home buying thread

    Yep, state income tax and excise tax on vehicles here
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    Home buying thread

    4500 is like medium for MA, for the surrounding areas it's a bit high though.
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    Health Problems

    Dude if there's ever a time to try anal it's now
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife's grandparents try to do that shit too. Always just giving us shit. I always throw it directly into the trash.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    I can't find the video right now but I do a few exercises once or twice a day. You'll need a metronome (app) - there are plenty of free ones. I do (first two aren't related, but they are still good): 1. Practice downstrokes - Using a metronome find a speed where doing 8th or 16th notes down...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    There exists people that put ketchup on pizza?
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Go ahead brahma... Infract them.... >
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe I'm a different type of guy but if we are breaking up that's it, we are done. We aren't friends anymore, we don't hang out, it's over. I strongly believe the only true way to move on is to cut all ties. Give her the 2 tickets and let her do whatever. To me you're just prolonging the...
  20. Noodleface

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    So fuck. My kid has his own tablet now. Is he gonna be getting titties on the Reg now? We went to BW3 and he got hit on by every single waitress in the place. Should I give him the talk now? He's 9 months BTW.
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Some shady ass people out there. That guy with the Carvin was stringing me on for several days, said he'd get back to me. Today I message him asking what's up - says he decided to let a local guy buy it - ok whatever. Then I see him bump his FS/FT post. Why couldn't he just say he wanted...
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I'm trying to think back when I Was 14. If a girl sent me titties I would be hitting that the second I had a chance. Any guy would. I don't think it would've mattered what anyone said to me.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I don't think the thought of eating a pizza roll in bites has ever entered my mind. It's ok, I'll forgive your momentary lack of judgement.
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    What do you do?

    I guess I would just never see $2000 as cheap as a monthly payment, no matter what I was making. I don't even know how much childcare is in Boston, that's just for where I live.
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    What do you do?

    He's in Cambridge and it might be worse there, I work there.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Sorry man just not a fan of honey on cornbread. I'm the dude that doesn't like Mixing sweet and savory and also hotdogs are one of my favorite food groups
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    No, they're seymour Duncan's but I have no idea what they are. My father forgot too. I can try to take a pic later. One of the pickups is shimmied because my father broke a screw or spring or something.
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    What do you do?

    Ah forgot about that stuff. Vinen teachers in the area don't make 100k and I'd call that a career. Most tech companies don't pay that right out of the gate either. You got lucky with where you're working.
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    What do you do?

    I dunno man, you don't have kids. 1700 to 2400 a month isn't cheap for anyone I know.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I love the ps+ cloud save feature. So needed.
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    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    I was never given the talk, but by that age I had already seen full porn vhs tapes at my buddies house. I was a bit confused at age 13 because the dude came on the chicks bush (1970s movie) and I thought foolishly that he was fertilizing her. Got that straightened out later. Turned out...
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    What do you do?

    OK. Bro why are you paying for childcare? Here that's like 1700 a month, that's essentially a second mortgage payment. If your wife isn't work she needs to take care of the kid, especially if youre struggling. Not to criticize too much but what is she doing to contribute?
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    Home buying thread

    You live in a rich town though. If you'd listen to Vinen I am in the 2nd shittiest town in mass (hint:I'm not)
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Heh heh. I don't really play it much. It needs new frets, some of the hardware has gold plating falling off. It's from 1976 I think, I gotta find out. It's actually an odd ball though, I've only seen one other with that finish and neck. Once in my entire life. I don't even know how you'd...
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    Parent Thread

    My kid is skyrocketing in size and he came out really small. He gained 2 inches in 3 months and he's up to 20 pounds at 9 months. His head circumference is in the 80th percentile thanks to my gigantic head. He hasn't really progressed past saying dada or baba, so hoping he starts that soon...
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    What do you do?

    I know you think we are poor(90k a year is poor now), but we are living comfortable. We live a simple life. I buy clothes at kohls and Sears. I buy food at stop n shop and Walmart. We drive Hondas. We have a bunch in saving if shit hits the fan. We are fine. I probably spend like$3 a day if...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    No real number in mind. I was telling people 800 because I didn't really want to sell but I'll entertain any offers. Had the family out so took a pic. One was played out at bars since 1976.. The color difference on the maple is nuts.
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    What do you do?

    Also forgot my wife works part time and I get a yearly 8700 bonus (7500 on signing), we are fine.
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    Home buying thread

    Yeah man we got high taxes here. Taxachusetts
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Die hard Ibanez fan. I am actually considering the Carvin - he wants $300 on top of my guitar. Only worry is I'd definitely have to replace the pickups too so we're talking an extra $500-600 on that guitar total. It's such a nice looking guitar.