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  1. moonarchia

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Is that why you have a fleshlight instead of a breathalyzer?
  2. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    It was massively easy on THJ. But they did take DTs out of all zones. Pop your DZ and just mow everything down. Quest bits dropped like candy. There is still a good zone write up out there for some reason.
  3. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    Do you even death curse?
  4. moonarchia

    The Odyssey (2026)

    I'm sure Tom Holland will be sucking Zendaya's feminine penis somewhere in this abortion of a movie. Nolan specifically chose a feminist reimagining of the original story as his starting point. It's just mustard holes and DEI all the way down from there.
  5. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    It's also OK to like enough to play once in a while then unsub until they release a fun update/xpac. That's how the TLP model works. It's how Diablo and WOW and FFXIV work. If EQL sticks the landing and is fun enough to play, it will be fun enough to put in whatever rotation you have. Play until...
  6. moonarchia

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    My memory could be wrong, but I think 5/12 is the day.
  7. moonarchia

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    2 days until I lock myself in a room and read.
  8. moonarchia

    The Odyssey (2026)

    Bisi gonna Bisi.
  9. moonarchia

    The Odyssey (2026)

    He loves a blackened bark on his beef flaps.
  10. moonarchia

    Invincible

    I have no idea how it is in dub land, but there are hundreds of VAs in Japan doing the original voices. And aside from the exceptionally rare Cowboy Bebop the Japanese voices are just incomparably better.
  11. moonarchia

    Spring 2026 Anime Thread

    Will and Elfie are going to make pretty babies by the boatload once they are reunited.
  12. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    Time will tell. Min/maxxing in THJ was a thing, but in the end most folks could do everything regardless of build. Some builds took longer, sometimes a lot longer, to get there, but everyone could get there. EQL is going to have personas, so if one build is lagging, you can just hop onto a...
  13. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    That's fine. I will still be able to clear Fear, which means I will be able to get anything I want from the zone. Solo remains a viable option for everything, which is the important thing for a game trying to suck in as many THJ whales as they can.
  14. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    If they have proper instancing this is a moot issue. It's just a difference in time to end game, not access to it. Aliases are just whatever they are doing with personas. That is a perfectly cromulent way to alleviate any need for alts on the same account. You can have up to 15 on live, so one...
  15. moonarchia

    Mortal Kombat II (2025)

    He's gotten grizzled enough to be a real McCoy if they could somehow get Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto back to make a few more Star Trek movies.
  16. moonarchia

    The Odyssey (2026)

    You get to be a Temu hermaphrodite.
  17. moonarchia

    Weight Loss Thread

    It's just hard to eat any carbs while maintaining correct calorie intake. On the plus side, it's the second easiest thing behind sugar to cut out. Replace them with vegetables or protein and you will get a lot more food for the same or less calories.
  18. moonarchia

    The Fast Food Thread

    Dave Thomas. Though you might be able to harness his corpse to power the next generation of Teslas.
  19. moonarchia

    Novel Writing

    She won the day by fucking Gene Roddenberry.
  20. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    You can always say Nigerian.
  21. moonarchia

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Gots da swag and da swagger.
  22. moonarchia

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    https://cheesedelicatessen.com/saxonshire-5-layers-cheese/
  23. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    They're called ogres.
  24. moonarchia

    EQ TLP(s) 2026 Part 1: PvP or go cuddle your mother

    All the best ones. And then they raped everyone's assholes by putting POP after a 9 month progression gape.
  25. moonarchia

    EQ TLP(s) 2026 Part 1: PvP or go cuddle your mother

    SOF and SOD really are a treat if you have never gotten to them before.
  26. moonarchia

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    Persistent progress is the carrot of MMOs. Even in a beta people don't want their time to be treated lightly. A wipe is always destructive in that regards, so, you know. Wanting to play a game doesn't mean wanting to replay the n00b experience over and over. Not everyone is an incurable...
  27. moonarchia

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    True. The threat of a wipe kills enthusiasm pretty thoroughly. Pantheon was fucking retarded with that as well. If you are going to wipe do it quickly.
  28. moonarchia

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    Hey, that's 3% of people who will convert into paying subs. Totally going to be a financially viable product.
  29. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    The low poly count res saved many sanities that day.
  30. moonarchia

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    Oh yes. We are all 12 feet tall, 12 inches, and making 12 figures. Literal gods among men.
  31. moonarchia

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Bring back some nice Persian carpets!
  32. moonarchia

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    That's not exactly a high bar to clear.
  33. moonarchia

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    I assure you, I have never had a wallet chain.
  34. moonarchia

    Monsters and Memories (Project_N) - Old School Indie MMO

    SKs have always been the stankest of sweatlords and incel scrubs. The sort that infest card game tournaments on every continent.
  35. moonarchia

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    If you are going to expense it just say you need a new monitor for work. Get work to fully cover it or partially cover it. Record the part they don't cover as a work related expense when you do your taxes.
  36. moonarchia

    Everquest Legends

    Nirgon's wife did.
  37. moonarchia

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    No, the internet *is* the problem. I was there for the Eternal September. AOL and BBSes didn't join the internet, they became the internet. What came before was corrupted into what we have now. And it definitely is the problem. That was the death knell for true and intimate human connection, and...