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  1. Noodleface

    A Tribute to Bob Ross

    Sometimes he brought his pet squirrel in his pocket, I appreciated that
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    Smartphones

    I think Jeydax was the guy pricing out a skylake build just because he had money, don't see a guy like that holding onto a phone for 3 years lol
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dating and the first year of marriage we did anniversaries.. now with the kid and joint accounts it's sort of 'what's the point'. Like I saw you spend $60 at gamestop, I know you bought me a game
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    What do you do?

    If it's a 6 month trial they should hire you as a consultant, charge them 3x that
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    Ash vs Evil Dead

    Bro we are talking about a woman that watches HGTV shows and Walking Dead, to say she has terrible taste is an understatement. She's always "too busy" to watch the cool movies so I just don't even bother.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Oh ok. I think most people here do it because they enjoy it, at least for me it's been a passion since I was a kid. The fact that I make money to come in and play with computers all day is awesome. The income talk is just natural, you just want to maximize your income while you can.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Jack in the box never recovered here. They never came back
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    Parent Thread

    We had like 150+ kids last year, and for a lot of the night it was such a stream of kids we had to leave our door open. This year we got like 20.. and some weren't even dressed up, bogus. Oh well, more candy for me. Kid slept through the night last night finally, definitely cherished that.
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    What do you do?

    Man no wonder the boss was so pissed
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    Ash vs Evil Dead

    Loved it. My wife (who has only seen the Evil Dead remake) said it was 'ok', but she didn't get a lot of the story stuff obviously. Why doesn't he have a hand? Why does he have a chain saw attached? Why is he driving that car? Oh well, I loved it. I'm a fan of traditional gore effects...
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Thanks for clearing all tat up
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    What do you do?

    I would mail it back with a dido inside so he could fuck himself
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    Parent Thread

    Damn sorry man. That is intense
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    What do you do?

    I haven't smoked since I was like 22, but every once in awhile I wouldn't mind sitting on my back porch smoking a bowl. But I too work in corporate. It's worse because I live in MA.
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    Parent Thread

    Damn bro you almost had quadruplets?
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    Parent Thread

    That's a picture you save to show the women he dates
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    old guy likes to comment too bad he can't even spell small words
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    League Of Legends

    I always want to go back to one of these games because although HOTS is nice, these games are king. The long games really down it for me though. I can do 3 games in 45 minutes in HOTS if they're good games.
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    What do you do?

    Sorry Tarrant, at least you had some warning
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yeah I had a boss here that believed if your code didn't say what it was doing, then it wasn't good code - comments were for pussies. I like to comment a lot to save people time. Nothing worse than firing up a module and having no clue what the code is doing. Our vendor's code is a...
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    Parent Thread

    Not boring if they were plugged into Peavey 5150's
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Yeah I bought a couple years too, and I got my money's worth (BUT ONLY WITH PS3 GAMES). I just wish they'd release something worthwhile. I mean give me Knack for christ's sake, even if it sucks. GIVE ME SOMETHING GODDAMNIT
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    Heroes of the Storm

    I just started playing again and really enjoying it. That said my playtime is only like 20 hours, so I'm still learning heroes and stuff.
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    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    If PS+ wasn't tied to online play I would've cancelled it forever ago
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    What do you mean no documentation? Surely there's a random database somewhere with a document from 2006 just waiting for you. Oh maybe that's just here.
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    Problems at work

    BREAKING NEWS; Psychotic Canadian MMA fighter who committed hate crime also frequented video game forum. Should we ban video games?
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    What do you do?

    What about Drone Pocket Pussies? Like you're sitting on a bench depressed and a fresh pocket pussy flys up. You fuck it then deposit a couple bucks, say thanks, and walk away happy.
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    Parent Thread

    Last night finally felt the tip of his first tooth poking out of the gums, hallelujah. He went to be really easy for once. He woke up every 3 hours but basically just needed to be held to fall back asleep. I wonder if part of it is him waking up in a room all by himself.
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    What do you do?

    Just remember what recruiters are, they want to get as many people into jobs as possible for their own monetary gain. It's in their best interest to find good candidates, but some will absolutely blast out a million calls to load them up. Either way, good luck!
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    No Man's Sky

    I'm just glad there's a something???
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    Parent Thread

    What the fuck are you guys on about drums, bass, guitar
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    What do you do?

    Man, I'd get really depressed, he's really tough to handle. I know I can joke about him because I'm leaving, but he destroys my work productivity. The company is still in 'startup mode' even though they grew pretty big, I'm certain they wouldn't want a 60 year old dude with 3 months experience...
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    What do you do?

    I intend to fully burn the bridge with old guy though. Just heard a whole bunch of complaints about him. I guess when people find out you're leaving, they don't mind talking your ear off about shit they don't like.
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    Parent Thread

    The release is buggy and there's a lot of shit
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    Overwatch

    Yeah man, that's me. I'm turning 32. When I thought about it I was sure I was turning like 23 this year.
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    Problems at work

    Man not only is Kuriin gonna take one for the team, he's going to take a creampie for the team. That takes heart, kid.
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    Overwatch

    I can't listen to any streamers ever, especially people like Kripparrian with his scraggly peach fuzz beard shit. I am feeling like an old man. I have to mute every twitch stream I put on. God.. what did people think of me? I wonder what all 4 people thought..
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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    It's ridiculous that in today's day and age we have to think "well, I can turn down my quality so I don't hit my monthly data cap - a completely arbitrary number provided by comcast"
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    Parent Thread

    Nice man, first game is where you play someone that has to kill people. What a terrible father!!! I feel like my kid will be the same. He already wants to play with our phones and he's only 6 months...