Search results

fuck, you reminded me. Next week I Have to do a knowledge dump of some of the tasks that I take care of weekly (image builds, our linux/windows servers that connect to our EMC dev servers, git/stash maintenance, some big features i implemented) and he will be there. Maybe I should just call...

Oh I would love to see someone carry 3 car seats at once. Our kid is still in the same one, they're just awkward and ridiculous to carry. Now that he's 17 pounds it's like "FUCK THIS" I was merely wondering how you carry 3 kids at once, like what are the logistics of that?

The only thing I need to do is return equipment and other stuff. There wouldn't be a reason to stay... like I'm going to be adding features to BIOS up to my last minute, haha

In the Age of Conan thread Lumie said AOC was the best pvp game made ever, period. Is he alright?

I was sort of excited about this game, but after watching it I am no longer excited. Boring

Why did I stay up until 2am watching this? FUCK

Don't be intimidated man, if he gives you any flak put him in a rear naked choke. You could do a triangle armbar if you wanted to look weird

This thread is pretty heavily moderated, if a cock was present it would be deleted and the user infracted (after I drooled at it for a bit).

Speaking of having your hands full, how do you carry 3 kids if you're by yourself? I have trouble with 1

Yeah, today I basically just sat on the forums all day - my brain wasn't having anything today. I phoned it in porting over 2 features so it looked like I did something productive. They aren't really giving me any work, and I don't really mind, it's just boring.

I dunno man let's not sugar coat it, with triplets life might be over for a little bit. Congrats! Also did a triple take on the pic, thought the two on the right were joined at the arm

my exit interview is at like 9am on the last friday, really hoping they're just like 'aight see ya'

Nice a toasted cheese sandwich, goddamn savage

Converged Infrastructure is different because that's "the future" right now, I wouldn't be surprised if part of the dell acquisition was focused on that. I can't really say much about what I've heard, but I would say most people are pretty apprehensive about this. For me, if I didn't have an...

Forget kids.. if that shit happened to me today I'd be scared out of my mind. Maybe my dad would come with me and say I could eat ice cream for dinner.

Did the AOC episode feature long haired, big tittied, non gorilla arm Penny - or the dyke version? You need to clear this up. I would do terrible, terrible, terrible things to early Penny.

I don't mind them, but there are generally a lot more older people here than younger.

Sometimes if the mood is right

Unless you requested Pay for Delete and that collection company complied, I don't see how this helped. I had the same problem with some Sprint bill in collections and paying for it would do nothing to my credit, so I Just let it disappear.

Kid slept in his own bedroom last night. Wife was all upset about him growing up too fast, all I could think was I could finally have sex in my own bed again. Whether it's with her or by myself, it doesn't matter.

Enjoy having shit burgers shitlords

My company got bought by dell

What a shitty parent, rewarding his kids for being awesome n shit

Tarrant you God damned SON OF A BITCH don't ruin this for me. All my town has is burger king

Just found out they're opening a sonic walking distance from my house. Good bye everyone, I am going to die from diabetic coma.

My time sheet takes 2 minutes every 2 weeks. It would take 10 seconds but the site they make you use is only compatible if you use IE8 and some old-ass version of java, so I have to go to the lab and use the PC there to fill out my card.

Had a background check discrepancy. After shitting my pants a little bit I realized it was because my company counted my internship towards seniority, but on my form I only used my full-time start date. The real confusing thing was I started as an intern Dec 23 2012, and started full-time Dec 23...

What the hell do they need 8 more months for

The sucky thing is I really hit my groove as well. Definitely on my way to being a key player in the overall team (I already was, but now I'm seen as an outcast). Oh well, change will be good.

The best possible use of a fried egg is to throw it right in the trash where it belongs

Surprised Cancer wasn't the first result if you used WebMD

Awesome, this is great to hear. I'd like to play it with my wife, but she'd be too slow.

Khane is a gentleman and a cocksman if I've ever seen one

I never understood lettuce on a sandwich. Just puts worthless food into your stomach where that space could be filled with more meat.

My kid doesn't "get" teethers. He just tongues them. My kid is a pussy and also doesn't understand things that could help him

By the amount he cries you'd think all 20 are coming in at once

Looking forward to reviews of anyone who got this on Console

Another rough night. The ibuprofen sort of helped. It was better than the tylenol in the fact that once he fell asleep he actually stayed asleep, but it was really hard to get him down. Every time he'd nod off, he'd do that tense-his-whole-body thing that I dread, probably from twinges of pain...

The only condiment that should go on a burger is bacon