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I don't know man. I've got ~13k posts here, a whole bunch oh FOH (5000?) which included pictures of my erect penis, thoughts of sleeping with other women, insights into my wife's crazy, starting from our very first date all the way up until today almost 8 years later. Could be pretty high on...

I will admit, after the porn star revelation I busted one out to her that very night. It was like we were dick brothers, sharing the same woman. Mine was virtual, yours was real.

Yeah what the fuck. He ate a salad with a bit of pizza sprinkled in

I don't buy early access games. I bought Rust, the only game I bought early access, and I got fucked in the butt by the devs.

I mean there's really not much more to add to it

Well I accepted the deal formally, now I can release my takeover on the thread. Also cheerleader looks shitty in all the pictures but you Bros must believe me she is absolutely slamming in person

Yesterday I brought in free donuts and 2 minutes later cane back and the entire dozen was gone, box and all

Alright well I don't get the tex mex joke so I guess I'm an old man now.

Why is the first image a picture of tex mex skillet?

Never worked with her. It was an offhand comment that exploded into creepy level here

I have too much respect for the sanctity of marriage. However I am sure the area is loaded with babes.

Well you know where I'll be haha, maybe one day we will meet. Maybe I'll pass you on the street and not even know.

All the complaints I'm hearing about the new Tales game are from PC gamers.

lendarios, regale us with stories of your riches and treasures

I'm ok with this, it's just a natural bodily response to a good looking person. I might even be ok with it on a for real level if he'd hang out with me after.

It's ok my wife admitted that Zak Efron gets her juices flowing, I have no shame telling her which woman I would do. She asked me if it's anything more than sex and I just flat out told her no. If I was unchained my penis would guide my life.

Vinen do you actually work in Kendall Square? Could be weird..

Soygen sous vides his pizza fuckin plebs

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Are you just gonna call some random payphone at kendall square?

Company came back and offered 87000 and $7500 sign-on bonus. Looks like that's the best I'll get out of them, probably gonna do it.

Every few weeks I like to remind everyone how I was in Soygen's neighborhood and I almost got raped/murdered.

Yeah me too. I did driver development which was UEFI - a very transferrable skill in firmware, for like 2 years straight (interned 2 years here). When I went to move to BIOS it was a no-brainer, I already knew the very framework everything was built upon. The rest was just C. Without an...

It's like that with any job really, the first job is always the hardest. I just got lucky that my internship lead to a good job.

I'm about to admit something, as an italian american, that may get me deported or murdered. I ask for light sauce.. I don't really like sauce..

One of my wife's friends has big perky tits, like 18 year old titties. I like to imagine if something were to happen she would comfort me, but in reality we'd just exchange pleasantries on facebook.

I come from a very blue collar background (early jobs, dropped out of college, family is all blue collar) The idea of salary counter-offers is so foreign to me. I hope I did it right

Every woman I ever meet I first look at boobs, ass, face, in that order. I then determine based on a very loose algorithm whether I want to put my penis inside of them. This occurs for any woman under the age of 45. After 45 the algorithm is much more complicated.

Sorry I started a shitty pizza derail

I was going to counter higher and hope for 90 at the least is what I meant

We use XML to setup the Wellsburg PCH lol, such a weird area to use XML

Tough to say, 90k would be a 15% increase which is what I was after. On top of that is 10% bonuses and $20k in company stock, unlimited time off (Lol), company isn't being sold right now, etc.

Not sure if you're talking to me. There are some other considerations. Parking isn't free, and while it's only $200/month it isn't negligible. There's loss of family time, I'm a little worried parts of the job might be above my head, and the benefits are a little worse. At 85k it's not...

Didn't they tell you what the bonuses were like?

Usually they charge extra for extra cheese around here

Not 3 cheese man, triple cheese. It looks like a fuckin brick of delicious cheese.

Gotta get on that firmware level son

Yeah that's what I figured, what do I add for the hipster coefficient?

How old is she? She sounds really young and immature. Old enough to do, young enough to teach about anal before she gets spoiled.

How much should I counter-offer considering I'll need to be surrounded by douchey hipster shitlords in Cambridge the entire day?