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I'm not worried, deal hasn't closed

Hah, that's awesome. He's been making a ton of progress lately. I never really "got it" before, since he was just a poop machine, but I feel like I am missing out by working all day. Now I know why my wife loves being a stay at home mom.

My dad had a travel guitar he used, unfortunately I don't remember what kind so that doesn't help at all. I've been on a Jason Becker kick the last week or so.. damn, listening to his early stuff makes me sad.

Will this ocean water gizmo put me into a diabetic coma? It sounds like it will, but I'd like confirmation.

That was your first mistake khane, never trust a shitlord

I wonder if forestry is one of those degrees.. you know, when you gotta take a pleb liberal arts course as a gen ed and you sit next to that one dude who tells you he's majoring in pyschology. Is it one of those?

Bros, it is fucking happening. There is a Sonic going in Rhode Island - first one in our immediate area ever. I've only been to Sonic once and it was in FL. WHAT THE FUCK DO I GET?

I don't know what age kids start to crawl but I have a feeling it's imminent with us. He's already lifting his torso up and lifting his ass up independently, moving his legs in the crawling motion, "dragging" his playmat to try to move, and he can spin 360 degrees pretty easily.

Yep I went back to school at 24, while not carrying a mortgage or anything me and my then girlfriend were living on our own. It wasn't easy, she worked full time at a real job while I worked full time at a really shitty job. Took me 6 years to graduate, and I did engineering so it might not...

Ours have Dilly Bars by the box too, but they don't serve any other food except ice cream Friendly's is good food, never had an issue there. Their burgers are always pretty good and buffalo chicken is pretty spot on.

Much like you could get cheese burgers at McDonald's for 39 cents or whatever

This better not be a troll

FUCK

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Speaking of genitals, can you bros recommend a decent kit for manscaping? I have hair clippers and a beard trimmer, but I'd really like something "separate" if you know what I mean.

I looked at a walkthrough for DA:I just to see how far I am and I'm on the second to last chapter (on the IGN walkthrough) - and the last chapter looks like the last boss. I'm only 18 hours in so either howlongtobeat is way off, is counting DLCs, or there are some anal people when it comes to...

I'm being romantic

My kid screams but I'd feel like a terrible parent if I wore ear plugs..

I'm low on PTO (baby), so I'm taking it a little slow.

I've decided that if I don't get a response by friday I'm not following up with this company any more. Nearly a month in the dark. Time to start interviewing elsewhere. It's unfortunate because I started out pretty excited about the work they're doing and now I'm basically over it.

Yeah like 336 engineers, probably more to come too.

My dad has pretty much the worst temper in the world. My brother and I were probably the most well-behaved children you ever would've met. Thinking back, it kind of sucked because we were always worried if we would set him off. He did spank my brother, but nothing crazy like belts or...

Now that someone mentioned it a_skeleton_03 did mention he had something inserted in his ass and if the man didn't have lube then he is a goddamn sick basted.

I didn't know you were just ramming your dick in going 0 to 60 instantly. That's... Different...

Me and my wife have been using lube forever, she's just naturally dryer than average. There was no issue bringing it up and she says it feels way better. How did you bring up the issue of her sticking somethjng up your ass? This must be way easier.

Maybe because blizzard is based out of America, the land of the free and home of the brave.

Yep you buy the game of the year super ultra definite prepare to die edition later on for $20 that includes all the dlc

Yeah but we need time to let it settle.

Just imagine the moment "Hey, can you stand up for a second? Wait... are... are you not wearing any pants?"

What if I had taken her to pound town.. what kind of karma would I be looking at then? Also does my 110k karma on reddit count towards anything?

Haha that's funny. I told him to do that from the beginning! You held strong man.

I feel guilty because I shop there a couple times a week

Ok random question. Last night I did some shopping before coming home. Picked up some yogurt, hot dogs, buns, trash bags, and 12 1L sparkling waters. They're like $1 for the waters, so $12 in total roughly - I roll so hard I don't notice sales. Anyways I'm checking out and the cashier is a...

It's cool, but not $640 cool to me. That said I am pretty frugal, so I don't have a lot of funny money

Seems like a waste of money to me, I don't know

Lets all welcome the newest dad, Khane

Nothing manlier than a cow in a doo rag

My sister says she been passing blood and shitting out blood clots. Going for a colonoscopy. She's a hypochondriac so she could be playing it up, but it sounds bad.

"don't worry babe I fucked a Porn star"

Before I was at worry level 1 out if 10, now it's 3 out of 10. I'm not fully in panic mode yet.