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You can't really understand someone like data Domain. I mean they bring in some bios request a few weeks ago and we collectively go "what the fuck", but because they pay the big bills we bend over backwards. They're always doing something crazy.

They didn't tell me and it's not on my discharge. They actually said it was low.

My kid definitely shits the front but just barely. I'm mostly worried about it coming out the back top.

Well.. The ER wasn't my choice and I wasn't really at the point where i needed the ER. If I was in my house I would've been fine, just no one could move me. The good thing is it bitch slapped me back to reality.. Don't self medicate. Also I get drunk like twice a year, so there's that.

Also at the post office you could roll over unlimited sick time. They just had a guy take off 30 weeks straight.

So that company I interviewed for is now requesting references. Just keep the process long I guess... Been a month now.

Weird we never folded, even the nurses never folded.

Its weird. A strong, very large qa staff. Their suite is massive and pretty thorough but they struggle to pick up anything useful. The customers are the ones doing weird shit and finding bugs.

Chicken sausage is one of the worst meats I've ever eaten in my life. Fucking disgusting.

The company interviewed for offers unlimited vacation time. What that tells me is people probably take less vacations for fear of losing their jobs

Yeah man I outlined it in the health thread. I did some stupid shit. I barely ever get drunk, I was enabled by a lot of people, I made conscious decisions to overdo it too much. I mean here I am owning up to it. I'm not even complaining about my wife being pissed, you guys are. I made a...

I take immense pride but there are dudes at work that are there when you get in and also when you leave. The guys writing emails at 10pm.

Type 2. Doctors don't believe me when I tell them because I'm not massively overweight and relatively healthy in every other aspect. One actually accused me of lying.

Who the fuck uses bing

1600 is coma/death level, jeez. I was around 300ish and felt like I ruined eveyrones lives.

I take immense pride in my work, personally.

So guys I need to go full disclosure here. If you read the marriage thread you know last night I was rushed to the ER for alcohol poisoning. My blood sugar was super high and shit as well. Anyways, my blood sugar a few years ago started to stabilize and being the dumbest I am I decided I...

We had a sitter and then family stepped in when bad shit went down. He was up around the time I got released this morning. Just glad I didn't shit myself

2 free bottles of wine at each table that no one wanted, drank 2 by myself. Then a bunch of Bay breezes and several shots of Captain. I also pregamed with patron.

Not this year haha

I didn't give a speech, although I did the watch me whip dance in front of everyone. Then I was a maniac all night, apparently I was a party animal. I kept forcefully pulling people out to the floor. The dj said he'd never seen so many people dancing at a wedding. Then out of nowhere I said...

So I partied fuckin hard last night. How hard? You're probably wondering. Hard enough to be sent via ambulance with alcohol poisoning to the ER and stay overnight. I am such an idiot.

Also my kid changed from shitting has pants 6 times a day in small poops to one giant ass explosion once a day. It's gross...

It was. I think initially the echo scared him and then the amount of people kept him scared all night.

How can you taste the poop if coffee already tastes like shit?

If you toss your resume up on monster you don't even have to look for jobs, you'll have 6000 recruiters hitting you up by the next day. No joke.

So tomorrow is my brothers wedding. I'm getting hammered and performing silentos watch me. The dj confirmed it. If it ends up on YouTube I'll post it here

We have a pretty strong qa staff but they barely ever pick anything important up, Usually the product groups are reporting it to us. Kind of pointless to me.

Went to my brothers wedding rehearsal and dinner tonight and brought the kid because he's usually awesome. Screamed his head off the entire time. Like 3 hours straight. Never happened before and he stopped as soon as we got in the car. No idea what the fuck happened.

150 price drop is seriously doubtful I'll eat a shoe with ketchup if it happens

Yeah that guy tottally looks normal.

What field? I just started up and Indeed, Monster, and Glassdoor so far have been the best for me.

I use the term hipster pretty much all the time, but in my mind I have a perfect image of a hipster: Shaved sides of head, slicked back hairFull long beard or handlebar mustache - beard oil necessarySkintight jeans or ironic slacksPointy elf shoes or chukkasCraft beer (or now bowl of cereal)...

I joined some rerolled destiny chat group or some shit when the game first came out and for like 6 months I kept getting tons of messages while I was playing until I finally decided to stop being a pleb and leave the group

It's not like I sometimes spend 2 hours looking for some obscure documentation here that when I find it ends up being 7 years out of date. That actually happens every day nevermind

FYI adblock has an option: "Allow some non-intrusive advertising" You can just disable it... for now...

Oh Cool that makes total sense. I'm glad the ps4 ui is so intuitive and not shitty at all

Vinyl records? Sometimes I have to code in assembly, that's like those people trying to playback sounds "recorded" on old pottery

You've been released. I am in fear for my life.

All this hipster talk is causing me to have an existential crisis Are boardgame cafes hipster? Oh god.. What am I? What is the point?