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  1. Noodleface

    The Muppets (new Muppet Show for 2015)

    Not really enjoying this and I'm a huge muppets fan If they had a show with just Bobo it would be a riot, that bear makes me laugh my ass of with everything he does
  2. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    But I was the trigger man
  3. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    The guy has a baby at home, the last thing he wants is to sleep in a house with a baby on his vacation away from his devil spawn
  4. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Springfield is like an hour from my work (2 hours from my house). We can make it happen probably, we can discuss my promotion and annual raise.
  5. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    We have a guy that just doesn't wear deodorant. He smells like body odor constantly and you can smell him coming. This is a grown man working in a very large office. They do get hired. Most of them just learn personal hygiene after college I think. This guy is foreign so that could have...
  6. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Contact ASRock and see if the BIOS chip is user-replaceable or if you can RMA the board. The BIOS is dying during the DXE IPL phase which is pretty early and it seems fairly common on your board. Have you recently flashed a BIOS or changed your CPU? My guess is the BIOS on there is corrupt...
  7. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    You're in engineering, get used to BO.
  8. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    But I don't drink coffee
  9. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    That's the worst part, 1 year on the job and due to layoffs and people quitting I'm second highest seniority on the team - the other guy refuses to travel which is weird to me since he's single and still plays aion. I'll get the run down from my boss. The rules state if an expense isn't...
  10. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Also Cad thinks we're really upset but in reality I just worry about my kid. Not to the point where I'll be standing outside the classroom windows in the rain with a sad face or putting on brass knuckles and sending the father to an early grave or anything. I just hope my kid can deal with it
  11. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I've only had coffee twice in my life so I must be low on the bitter scale
  12. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Great another coffee debate. Where's the guy with his twirly mustache caught in a french press?
  13. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Now I hope I get to go, I didn't realize I could get 450 mozzies
  14. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Noodlemod why the fuck was your meal $200 at Applebees?
  15. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    So this job I interviewed for I was supposed to get a decision on yesterday (2 weeks later). The recruiter told me the hiring manager needs more time because he's still defining the responsibilities and budget for the position. On the one hand I wasn't rejected. On the other hand, I feel like...
  16. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Oh I will. The food is paid for, I don't know about 'drinks' but I probably wouldn't risk it. They gave me my own corporate credit card..
  17. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Not familiar with their breakfast sandwiches but BK microwaves burgers after putting the cheese on to melt it. So the typical chain of events: Broil burger -> Put on bun -> Put in steamer (time limit activated) -> Customer orders -> Pull from steamer -> Put on cheese + condiments -> Microwave...
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    It's because they keep their burgers on bread in a steamer. I'm willing to bet they do the same with breakfast items.
  19. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Time to pull a true detective on some kids
  20. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I'm not going to helicopter parent but I'm also not above punching a 5 year old in the face
  21. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    That's a shitty deal on that house, ours is 1500 sq ft and 3bed/2br but still pretty shitty. My pay is good because I'm an engineer, but I really don't know how "normal people" do it. My brothers in law are HVAC techs and while they make good money, they couldn't afford the housing here.
  22. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Well that sounds almost worse than cappuccino chips
  23. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Joeboo I'm worried about that stuff too and my kid is 5 months. He's got strawberry hemangioma on the top of his head, it's not big but people notice it (looks like a giant pimple). They said by 6 it will deflate and go away, but I'm really worried about how kids will perceive him. Hoping his...
  24. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Don't say "those people" if the kid was black, don't want to have a blacklivesmatter protest outside your house
  25. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Tell her that other girl is a bitch and will probably grow up smoking cigarettes and drinking dregs from beer cans she finds on the side of the road. That's what happens to those people.
  26. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I'm surprised dental insurance is so costly for you. At both of my employers we used Delta Dental. At my first job it was $10/mo and here it's $2/mo. I've never had to pay anything out of pocket and my wife got some pretty extensive work done. I've had 2 fillings and I didn't get charged at...
  27. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Well the problem is Boston (and outside cities) is basically a booming tech hub now. If you want to work in MA in tech you need to commute to Boston or live there. Living in Boston is ridiculous (I think Vinen said his house/condo was $600k+). I mean even living south of boston my house is...
  28. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I already commute an hour each way. Some people are appalled but I basically listen to ebooks on a single highway the entire time so it's not big deal for me. Ideally a 5 minute commute would be incredible though, as 2 hours of my day back each day would do wonders for my work life balance.
  29. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I also do references upon request and have never been asked
  30. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    I have some people from several years ago as references. When I sent out my resume a few weeks ago I called them all up to confirm it was still ok.. Just can't imagine doing it blindly.
  31. Noodleface

    Greatest Guitar Solo

    I'm muted so hopefully this video is good. I first heard this song like 20 years ago and to me it's still as good as it gets. This guy recorded this song when he was like 18 (or at least very young) and it blows me away. Say what you want about Yngwie, but the guy completely created a new...
  32. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    One summer I was hooked on green sherbet every night. That shit does turn your shit neon green. If I ever see a hipster swagged out in 1930s attire swing dancing I may go to prison for homicide.
  33. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    Mist reminds me of those kids that start at Burger King and then try to complain to you about how they had to work 5 hours last night. For my job my only training was college. Sometimes we'll take a PCIe class or something, but in general it's "just figure it out." If I do really well, I...
  34. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    I haven't trusted IGN in like 10 years. I didn't even know people went to their shitty, slow, clunky 1990's site anymore. The games are great if you haven't played them - for you guys I recommend playing on hard, they're really easy, like The Last of Us easy.
  35. Noodleface

    The RPG Thread

    Vinyard I will forever make fun of the games you play, even if I play them myself.
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    The RPG Thread

    Second Ni No Kuni Lunar is good too
  37. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Get a tarp
  38. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It would be Santa Clara. Nothing confirmed yet but I did have to prepare the wife. I'd be travelling alone... maybe one other person but mostly by myself. It's bring-up on a new server out there.
  39. Noodleface

    The RPG Thread

    I wanted to check these out but haven't had a chance yet. I'm about halfway through The Last Story and it's still really good, the only problem is there is 0 challenge. I haven't had a game over screen yet.