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  1. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I do want to visit south beach again, never seen so many gorgeous naked titties in my life
  2. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Ok I was nearly murdered at a pizza hut west of the park and also in the park is where I experienced head wound man
  3. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Good because I am a supertaster and I hate beer
  4. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    True, I've heard that they like to talk about their schooling as well haha. At first he thought I had a 3.2/5.0 as well, I'm stupid but not that stupid.
  5. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I was at the Epic. I don't knwo what slum city you're talking about but if it was the one literally 300 feet down the road from Epic then yes I was there Edit: The hotel was for richie rich fucks, lot was filled with Ferraris, Teslas, Lambos, Maseratis, then I go looking for a Pizza Hut and...
  6. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Actually that's something my boss has always praised me on. I think I've said before our code is massive (22000 files). Coming straight out of school, I rarely ask for help on anything related to the code - occasionally I'll ask for a feature to be explained, or why we do certain things, but in...
  7. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    When I was in Miami I was afraid to use the service because I thought a homeless dude would head wounds would show up - oh wait that already happened to me when I was minding my business on the beach near Biscayne Bay
  8. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yeah I'm going to at least follow through and go from there. Just his demeanor and voice started to throw me some doubts. Also the company was founded within MIT and has strong ties there, so I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intimidated a bit about that.
  9. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Sorry man. I don't know how you stay positive, but I admire how you handle it all - at least on the forums. If you ever want a beer I work in Hopkinton
  10. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Had my phone interview, it was really weird. I didn't know it was an actual part of an interview, I thought the guy just wanted to talk to me - mistake 1. I made sure I understood a bunch of key concepts related to my work, he focused on my projects back in school - mistake 2. Flubbed a...
  11. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    If you can't joke about ass problems then this is not a world I want to live in
  12. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Isn't the goto app grubhub?
  13. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    What they're saying is you need to twirl your handlebar mustache while drinking your peach pale ale crafted in a microbrewery in some guys back yard while tossing a sack onto a corn hole board while saying "yes I want to send myself to an early grave by eating gluten" into the iPad they use as a...
  14. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    No Kuriin the correct response is 'fuck comcast'
  15. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    With "no child left behind" nowadays can they really kick a kid out of school? Seems pretty counter-intuitive.
  16. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Thanks, I picked up the cracking the coding interview book as it seems like something just good to have in general. Also merry rapings to you.
  17. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Wife's starting working overnight several times a week, means Noodledad is in charge - let's hope I don't fuck the kid up too much
  18. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Can anyone else recommend any good reading for coding interviews? In bios we don't really employ crazy algorithms or data structures, but reading this companies previous interview questions has me worried. None look like they're aimed at firmware specifically, so it's probably a small team.
  19. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Sorry this is reading like Noodle's personal blog. The company called me in a panic and wants to do a phone interview tomorrow and wanted to "squeeze it in before the long weekend." Maybe I can use that to my advantage.
  20. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I don't like change and I don't like dealing with glorified salesmen.
  21. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    heh heh heh
  22. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Spoke to one company today. Their phone was really shitty so I had trouble understanding the guy (chinese, too). Commute is longer, but i can take the T (train) in at least which is better than driving into Boston from the south. Seems like compensation is similar with better and worse...
  23. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yeah but instead of funny he just came off as old white racist guy, which I mean when you look at the colonel that's what he is, but it was unsettling to me for some reason. Like black people need any more ammunition against whites. Norm is a much more pleasing person to listen to, and quite...
  24. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Speaking of KFC - Norm MacDonald makes a way better Colonel than that racist looking shitty guy they had before
  25. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    recruiters are killing me. I put my resume up on Monster and I'm getting at least 20 calls per day and as many emails. Most of them I think are for multiples of the same job listings, so it's nuts.
  26. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Just for the record to clear the air a bit, when a post/PM is reported we all see it. Also, when someone is infracted we have another subforum where a post is created that shows that infraction (same PM you got). So we are all doubly-informed of your infraction in this case. Anyways, if you...
  27. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I made her eat those and then I made 6 Linguica patties and ate all of them in one sitting. All on their own buns. This is why I have diabetes.
  28. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I hated the buffalo chicken sausage patties so bad I made my wife eat the leftovers, and she did. Great success.
  29. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Looks like that ISP is looking to be the first at 10Gbps too. What's the pricing? Here's one in NC offering 10Gbps for $400/mo - Comcast charges more for 750Mbps City-run ISP makes 10Gbps available to all residents and businesses | Ars Technica
  30. Noodleface

    Depression

    Unfortunately I was in engineering so every project for 4 years was a group project. I'm the same with dancing. Won't dance in front of people but if I get drunk they call me crazylegs.
  31. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Tried them, gross. I just don't like chicken sausage at all. Just give me pork..
  32. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Everything is going to be okay
  33. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    OK man. Well now you have my official position on it.
  34. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I was hoping the punchline was "do you want one?"
  35. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I don't question or reverse other mod infractions, I leave that to tuco or draegans discretion. If that's pussy shit then I am a gaping vagina
  36. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    What would you like us to say?
  37. Noodleface

    Left big 4 IT consulting for smaller firm - AMA

    Let's have a XF team meeting and we can discuss your concerns
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah I looked back on how I worded it and now I'm joining the depression thread
  39. Noodleface

    Left big 4 IT consulting for smaller firm - AMA

    No way man, it's all about the buzz words. For instance, if I say "Ok, to further leverage our unique skillsets in emerging technology market plays we'll need to form a tiger team of six sigma black belts that follow a best in breed ideology with positive goals and marketplace presence...