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  1. Noodleface

    What do you do?

    My friend got a job teaching highschool history straight out of college for $65,000/year. It was like the worst high school in the state for violence and general shit-bagging, so maybe that had something to do with it. He said some of the tenured staff were making over $100k/year
  2. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'd prefer to stay embedded/firmware/etc just because that's what I know and I enjoy it. I don't know anyone in the field. I have reached out to a few recruiters, but we will see what happens with them..
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My in-laws are even worse bros, if you can believe it. They made their own horseshoe pits in the back yard. They have a spotlight on it and are always out playing late drinking bud lights and smoking weed.
  4. Noodleface

    R.I.P Wes Craven

    That puppet scene is still one of the gnarliest scenes I've ever seen in a horror movie
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've played it and it's alright if you're drunk. The problem is there's this turd at work with a 90 foot long beard that talks about it non-stop so I hate it too. Plus I borrowed a cornhole board (is it a board?) and the guy didn't tell me he had just painted it a couple days ago so it stained...
  6. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    As long as I don't need to show who I won against
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    God I can just picture Khane and his group of serial rapist ex-con's drinking craft beers, twirling their handlebar mustaches, playing cornhole, and discussing raw denim. Khane the only response I can have is, "Women Logic, LOL." I mean that's all there is to it. Can't fix that shit...
  8. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    it got ripped apart, so I'll make some edits and take you up on that.
  9. Noodleface

    R.I.P Wes Craven

    Yep really shitty. Now we are stuck with these fuck that think jump scares like paranormal activity are horror.
  10. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I'll check hired and glass door as well, thanks. This company hired me my junior year of college, so I haven't had to do the job search thing since graduation.
  11. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    What are the best job searching websites nowadays? I've been using indeed, monster, dice, LinkedIn. Just not sure if I'm missing something good. Also firmware engineer jobs are very limited.
  12. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    They are taking this paid beta shit too far
  13. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Sweet so I'm not the only one. Makes me sound like a pussy complaining about a canker when dudes are talking about cancer, but I get them so bad. The ones on my inner mouth are fine but the tongues are the worst.
  14. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I've got another problem. First off, the boil is non-existent. If I had one down there it just started to go away, it's a mystery. So, I've always gotten really bad cankers. I'm not talking small little ones that you go "oooh ouchies" when you touch, I'm talking fairly large sized ones that...
  15. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I just got a justice boner, stupid whore
  16. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I like my tacos bald
  17. Noodleface

    Fear the Walking Dead

    Do zombies get boners?
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Burger King now sells burgers in the morning, or so I've heard.
  19. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yeah I'm on a SSD drive. Actually it takes more like 20 minutes. If we have our build farm make it, it takes like 30+ minutes. All for a 16MB bin file.
  20. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Sure, if you like chicken embryos
  21. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    A full build here takes about 10 minutes, ~22000 files.
  22. Noodleface

    Left big 4 IT consulting for smaller firm - AMA

    This is just like those reddit AMAs where the OP NEVER FUCKING RESPONDS
  23. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    We have to write BIOS in a weird IDE, it doesn't really auto-complete things (sometimes it does???????????????????). I know C syntax like a fuckin beast.
  24. Noodleface

    Twitch plays Dark Souls

    I didn't know they were pausing the game. Tenks it affects my life in many negative ways that I don't want to get into right now. But with the souls series being one of my all-time favorite, and some pussy-ass bitches are pausing a game you can't legitimately pause - well, I am pissed. I may...
  25. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Delicious jalapenos just covering up their sludge and sawdust burgers
  26. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    The worst part about McDonalds is their food tastes like shit
  27. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    At what level do you not expect to see code any more? I mean maybe with a guy right out of college, but for someone like me that has worked in the industry for a few years why would I need to submit code examples?
  28. Noodleface

    Twitch plays Dark Souls

    You can pause dark souls?
  29. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I went to McDonald's and the shake machine was down amirite guys?
  30. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    What it comes down to is McCheese's definition of quality calories and his belief that all pizza is the same and also eating pizza rolls raw.
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nothing ladylike about it. You may not be able to fix it, you need to realize that.
  32. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I find if you're getting a cold cut sub or perhaps one of the hot chicken subs Subway is alright, when you start stepping into steak and cheese they really just fall flat. Their steak tastes weird.
  33. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    She said she was going to kill herself if we didn't delete her account
  34. Noodleface

    Fear the Walking Dead

    But then why do they eat? Do they eat just to eat?
  35. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    My opinion differs from Tarrant a bit. I do agree she probably should take priority on sleep, but not to the point where you feel you aren't getting any rest either. Sometimes I'll wake up at 2AM and rock him to sleep while my wife is asleep, just because I know she is tired too.
  36. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I would never infract someone because I didn't like them - that was Sean. I also would never infract someone to rescue a woman - that is just dumb. You want me to admit I have something against you and I don't. If you ask anyone I probably have the most infractions in a one month span of...
  37. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Don't got time at work to browse jobs! I'm swamped. I'm only here right now because "code is compiling"!!!
  38. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Additionally I'm not saying contact admins to get an early release, I'm suggesting you contact them with serious complaints and they can then deal with me.
  39. Noodleface

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    You think this is like we're all blue bloods or something, we're not. I've seen infractions reversed by other mods all the time. I don't moderate on feels dude, and I don't have anything against you personally. I thought you crossed the line so I RRP'ed you both, it's not a black and white thing...