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  1. Noodleface

    What vehicle do you drive?

    I'm not butthurt dude. I'm not even a car enthusiast, we are getting reported posts here so I thought I'd check it out. You're entitled to your own opinion, but being a shithead about it is pointless.
  2. Noodleface

    What vehicle do you drive?

    Just ignore wormie, I'm fairly certain the dude only posts to stir up shit. Much like the house buying thread. Cut the shit man. Why are you even compelled to post in a thread that you obviously don't care about?
  3. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My dick has an unnaturally long cool down. So much so that I thought I might have a medical issue. 24 hours is the sweetspot. If I spank it before that I have trouble finishing. Tough to explain. Not a boner problem but a sack one.
  4. Noodleface

    Dark Souls 3

    God I just fucking came in my pants. To be honest they should drop pc altogether. They do terrible ports
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Los Condomes But we arent really too concerned. We want another one day, so if an accident were to occur it would be fine
  6. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    Mine usually lasts from 6am until 12am on a good day with normal use, including spotify for 2 or more hours per day. Must be something fucking you. You can see in the battery icon what apps are using what.
  7. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Of course man, a change in wind direction gets me off at this point. But it is different in there. It's been 6 weeks since the baby... probably 10 weeks since slamming.
  8. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wife finally got the OK for sexy time from the doctor. I joked with her that I might last 3 thrusts but perhaps I should expect an explosion upon penetration?
  9. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Adam just wants to rape me because he said I'd never become amod but then I did
  10. Noodleface

    Heroes of the Storm

    I was in alpha for this but decided to play it last night, had a good time. Was using Valla since I got her before and had used her once. What lanes is she most effective in? I Just dominated mid, but the skill level of the other team was questionable considering it was 3v5 and we still won.
  11. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Oh my.. I never knew.. um.. oh jeez.. hit me up in PM's.. we can talk about.. "things"
  12. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Are the tissues in case you have to pull off and jerk off in a parking lot?
  13. Noodleface

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    They're all great, with 2 being the best in the series
  14. Noodleface

    Fuck Comcast

    Their whole system now seems like it is just cloud based. When you're recording a show I actually think it just pulls it from the cloud rather than being saved anywhere. I am thinking with live events it actually records it on your box. Purely speculation on my part, but it is fucking...
  15. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    I dunno man, I had an iphone 4 for 2 years and by the end I was ready to toss it into a lake
  16. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Yeah bro, smoke not steam, SMOKE NOT STEAM
  17. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Also fuck working in vendor code from china. Fuck it right in the fucking ass.
  18. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I tried to order beer at Wendy's once and got bitched out by the manager. I was drunk.
  19. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    For someone not well versed in medical jargon, how bad is this situation right now on a scale of 1-10
  20. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Are you sure they didn't want to throw in a little double raping in there? Like the night's watch moves their dick back and forth between ghost and jon's butt?
  21. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    You guys ever work with Indians in your own office? I always wondered why they refuse to wear fuckin shoes
  22. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    My MotoX 2014 you just twist the phone twice with it locked, camera instantly is open and you press a button to take a pic. Takes like 2 seconds..
  23. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Maybe he'll warg into the wolf when he's being killed to preserve his soul or something, but it wouldn't be a longterm thing.
  24. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    You're probably right. When season 3 aired I was still at the beginning of book 3. I had heard the term "red wedding" because of faggots, but didn't know anything about it. Had no idea it was going to happen the way it did. I did get spoiled that grey wind was going to die thanks to my wife's...
  25. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Back when I was a system engineer I had to manage a business unit from India. The software engineers in their unit were the worst I had ever had to deal with, ever.
  26. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Yeah I caught that Sam line too. They are so heavily foreshadowing what's going to happen it's crazy. I wonder if the show watchers are figuring it out. I mean the little kid could basically walk around with a sign from his neck saying "will kill Jon for work" at this point. I have a really...
  27. Noodleface

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Please tell me you aren't the weaboo to the left
  28. Noodleface

    Computer Issues

    Looks like a common problem with that board, it might be dead now. I just looked it up and saw a shitload of people with the same problem on that particular motherboard only.
  29. Noodleface

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I ate at a Flay restaurant before (I forget the name) and it was the shittiest food I have ever have. Obviously not cooked by him, but it had his name on it
  30. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I too believe Ramsay will betray Roose, especially after the news of a boy on the way
  31. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I want to eat fried food but I do not wish to know how it was prepared. I am not some savage
  32. Noodleface

    Fallout 4

    Graphics don't matter to me. Am I triggering you? Probably some tiny little baby man in real life with 3 fingers and a crooked dick anyways
  33. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I noticed the king is back in BK commercials now too. I don't even know if he left, but I saw one with him in it
  34. Noodleface

    Fallout 4

    I don't care about the graphics as long as the story and gameplay are solid. People gotta bitch about everything
  35. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    I'm very meticulous with stuff so that was good, but still it's like 60 small screws of varying sizes.. The worst was de-soldering the old jack. It required far too much effort and heat, thought laptop was ruined..
  36. Noodleface

    True Detective

    Watched this last week for the first time. Thought it was really well done. A bit slow at times and the reveal at the end was kind of anti-climatic, but it made sense anyways. This show had so many awesome titties I am a little fearful season 2 will not be able to reproduce that success. Even...
  37. Noodleface

    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    My heart and my dong
  38. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Every single member of her family is absolutely retarded, I'll give you that
  39. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Sweet thanks. And btw, re-pasting on my laptop (5th time taking it completely apart) after just re-soldering a new DC jack was the most scared shitless I've ever been in my life. Asus G-series laptops are not to be taken apart by the faint of heart.
  40. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm surprised that people were confused as to why I would marry my wife after she blew up when I called her clingy. For the majority of people here is 1 argument = game over? Oh wait, I forgot who I am talking to.. Costanzas.