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  1. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Our Comcast modem/router actually performs well so I don't mind. One day when I'm not lazy I'll buy a new modem
  2. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    The kid is getting into the two hour rhythm a bit better now. Still occasionally he will throw a hour long temper tantrum but its not all night like it used to be. My wife is producing enough as we have been pumping excess from her absolutely delicious giant milk bags. Kid is just a slow learner...
  3. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Else, practice the dad voice. Really fiending to get back into raids, just not sure yet. The kid has got some serious anger issues right now and needs to be held 100% of the time. Maybe I can figure out how to get him into raiding...
  4. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Yeah I'm sure it is, just got hit hard with the early birth and a lot of things undone at the house at the same time. He also has conjunctivitis now.
  5. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    He's I think 10 days now. His levels are just over the "high" threshold, so they're having us bring him back this week for a follow up. They're also monitoring his weight. I've resigned to the fact that its going to take a doctor to tell her that something is wrong. I don't understand the...
  6. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    It always amazes me when people have something seriously fucked up like that happen and they hold off until they can pay for it
  7. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Poid quitting?
  8. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I'll pass it along. I'm not the one feeding and mom thinks she's always right, so its difficult. Already got her crying her eyes out for hours when I told her she needed to use a shield again. Turns out the shield worked and she apologized. We aren't supplementing anything yet because he is...
  9. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Kid is still absolutely ridiculous. Will sleep for one hour then instantly wake up thrashing hard and screaming like someone is cutting his head off with a serrated blade. Only the breast can satisfy him, but even then he will often fall asleep early on the breast. I feel like something is wrong...
  10. Noodleface

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Got a letter in the mail today that they're enabling that xfinity WiFi crap where they set everyone's router to a xfinity hotspot. They made me go through a whole bunch of links before I finally found out how to disable, the link was really tucked away. Surprised they sent out a letter to be honest.
  11. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    I will be a little longer than expected, this kid is extremely difficult. Glad the minivan is still driving.
  12. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    I found out on my wife's iPhone that Netflix was doing shit at all hours of the day, when the phone was locked and not in use (6AM, 9AM, etc) while she would be asleep, driving to work, etc. Even though the settings were set to only use data on wifi, it seems there is a bug where if the phone is...
  13. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Looks like we solved the issue for now. My wife had to use a nipple shield for the baby , he just wasn't drawing enough milk from her shallow nipples. Gonna have a lactation specialist come over to help with a plan. Much better day yesterday
  14. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Is there anything I cannot YouTube? Do I get trophies or something doing all 3?
  15. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Definitely did not know you could randomly be invaded in mensis. Killed the dude before he moved, but I was fighting 3 shadows at the same time. What an oh shit moment
  16. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Finally played while the newborn slept. Basically raped Paarl and mergos wet nurse was easy. Got my 3 cords. Just gonna kill the last few optional bosses and finally beat it.
  17. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Yep! Off for 4 weeks
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've considered banning Ricky, but I'm still trying to find out what mod it is
  19. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Tonight was the worst so far. Cried for about 3 hours straight, through two feedings. I gave him some of the gas medicine and he did a watery shit fart that lasted 20 seconds and filled his diaper. Been out cold since. Not sure how to fix this, I feel like I'm being tested. I feel like I might...
  20. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Awesome, might try it. Its funny my wife's grandmother said she raised all her kids by making them sleep on their stomachs because that's how they told her to do it to avoid issues
  21. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    Hunters torch 4 life.
  22. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    We are avoiding supplementing formula right now, if it stays bad we'll reconsider. He eats every 2-3 hours, sometimes earlier if he is hungry. Seems better with gas today, no real issues. Still screaming his head off for no reason, but I know it isn't farts now. He poops 2-3 times a day, it's...
  23. Noodleface

    Bloodborne

    That reminds me of when I was playing phantasy star 4. Had to order the guide by mail and by the time it came in I has already beaten the game twice.
  24. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Haha that's funny. In the hospital I was cradling him by having my hand on his ass. He ripped a fart that was so loud and forceful and my hand moved and it shot him awake. Pulled down his pants and his diaper had shot off his ass and you could see where the shotgun blast (shitgun?) Landed.
  25. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Yeah we got that stuff and it cleared the farts up like 80%. Hes still screaming his head off all night but at least the gas is mostly gone. I had to teach my wife how to burp him, she was being way too gentle. The problem now is overnight he will only sleep in the cradle for 30 minutes...
  26. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Sorry about that tarisk and anyone else. The kid came unexpectedly two weeks early and I haven't even been able to do much at all. We are shift sleeping now, so I'm running on fumes. I don't even know what day it is
  27. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Breast feeding and we wake him up every 2 to 3 hours. My point was he is obviously in pain for an hour while he's basically sharting his pants
  28. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Hoping gripe water works. The kid is in severe distress and he refuses to burp so the issue is compounding. Talked to the pediatrician and she assured us it was completely normal. I don't think waking up every two hours and screaming bloody murder for an hour is normal while he's pushing out...
  29. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Fair enough, I was mostly referring to the hipsters with their DSLR cameras who all think they are photographers now
  30. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Man this little guy is a lot of work. twice now hes blown out diapers and gotten shit everywhere. Has terrible gas and it is causing notceble pain. Only sleeping at night if we are holding him. Keep trying the cradle but so far 30 minutes is the longest hes lasted. Anyone else have a dog...
  31. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Yeah I already needed to tell people to stop posting pictures. Unlike my hipster friends and family , I think the kid deserves the choice as to whether his life is documented on social media. He cant really make that choice, so let's all assume no
  32. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Last night was super rough. He wasn't really latching before, and was sleeping a lot. Last night he found the joy of the nipple and started cluster feeding. Finally fell asleep at 7am, which is of course when all the doctors want to do stuff. Slept 0 hours myself, his scream is blood-curdling...
  33. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    Good work guys, I like to feel like I was there in spirit.
  34. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    I graduated to this thread 2 weeks early. Obgyn thought the baby was small and had plateaued at 5.5 pounds so she induced my wife. Baby came less than 12 hours later at 6.5 pounds. I wanted to complain because I didn't feel ready, but I dont think I ever would have been ready. Little guy has...
  35. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You can be salty all you want, that's fine and understandable. Alavaz was simply saying he had a buddy looking for people and got called out for it.
  36. Noodleface

    Casual Rerolled WoW guild - Hyjal Horde

    We're cheering for you guys today
  37. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Here's one of the kid and one of my first born learning something is going on:
  38. Noodleface

    Pregnancy Thread

    Also to add to this he just ripped a huge fart in my face too
  39. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    We are 6/10H with only a couple glueeaters, last week being our first time in heroic. Some people just take it slow. On the other hand, we still enjoy the game and haven't been quitting in droves.